What a title! What a show! I'm rehearsing a lot for an original must see play "The Best Punk Rock Band in Conway, Missouri" at Up Theater Company - go get yourselves some tickets...I also bring up the fact that we never want to blame any of the parents that leave their children alone with men (and women) who are predators...what's YOUR thought on that? Russian doctors bruise me with their needles....and MORE!

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hey lovers, whatta week of wildness and WAP! this show is chock full o-funky nuts wrapped in the dahli lama's tongue...ewwwwwww a crazy couple of subway stories and mosh pit slam dancing how-to-videos for the actors who didn't grow up punk

hey lovers, what a fun show today! Buttered rolls, dump trump, bodega bitch and more!

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Party apparrently means ORGY. I'm also talkin' shit about the DPSS NY vs NM and who works there...how's YOUR kitty treating you and more ! xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo Jess

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Hey lovers, happy spring equinox new moon and hopefully lock-up day here in the east...classical music...does it deter criminals? pegeon sex, RIP TRUGOY and some other fun stuffs. I'd absolutely love it if yo could share this with a few of your friends

xox thanks sexy-pants,

Jess

Hey lovers, the show was amazing this week; chattted about having BIGGER dreams than Job Interviews off Telephone Poles + A few movie reviews and lotsa silliness Enjoy and Share xoxo Jess

Don't get grossed out, lovers...One of the stories today is about the new FDA approved Anal sex condoms...and more juicy goods to keep ya entertained!!

Hey Lovers, fun show today talking about love and dates with different generations in the digital age, ACTING! and my Off Broadway audition experience...MAMA EL and where she got her accent...plus more!

It's Fat Tuesday and I'm celebrating with stories about: My SEXY Surprise on Valentines Day! RIP to some of our heroes. Childless and Proud...and the backlash with lotsa fun goodies from my week. Mardi Gras Fat Tuesday and Get Wood Podcast = Trifecta of FUN !!  

What a week, lovers and Happy VD btw! Try n catch the video of this on IG @getjesswood cuz my makup is inspired by Last of Us and BladeRunner and the state of our world...Don't worry-this is a comedy show! Week started off by being told a lotta crap by a subway "preacher" had a winner winner chicken dinner moment during the ole football game sunday, who eats a spicy cheeto? OR Shishito? You'll figure it out, but if ya do't you'll be laughing along the way!