What a show! What a week! What a planetary mash up! I'm chatting about Regan and The Warriors movie...Fire at the Apartment + Bubble Girls... NYC Rat Czar is a substitute teacher-f*ck those tourists and The Best Punk Band in Conway Missouri opens 5/3 #livecomedy #livetheater #thewarriors #coneyisland #haha

I hope you were lucky enough to see that meme this week, but if not no worries cuz I'm bringing it to life on the show! Also got some fun subway stories and wondering if yall knew who the "bad kids" were in school from the t-shirts they wore....I miss Eminem songs and the jokes of George Carlin=TRUTH TELLERS Authentic...? What does it mean to you? and I review that hot ass Marie Antoinette show. It's always a great time on Get Wood

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What a title! What a show! I'm rehearsing a lot for an original must see play "The Best Punk Rock Band in Conway, Missouri" at Up Theater Company - go get yourselves some tickets...I also bring up the fact that we never want to blame any of the parents that leave their children alone with men (and women) who are predators...what's YOUR thought on that? Russian doctors bruise me with their needles....and MORE!

#sexuality #rkelly #culturaldifferences

hey lovers, whatta week of wildness and WAP! this show is chock full o-funky nuts wrapped in the dahli lama's tongue...ewwwwwww a crazy couple of subway stories and mosh pit slam dancing how-to-videos for the actors who didn't grow up punk

hey lovers, what a fun show today! Buttered rolls, dump trump, bodega bitch and more!

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thanks see ya next tuesday xoxo jess

Party apparrently means ORGY. I'm also talkin' shit about the DPSS NY vs NM and who works there...how's YOUR kitty treating you and more ! xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo Jess

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Hey lovers, happy spring equinox new moon and hopefully lock-up day here in the east...classical music...does it deter criminals? pegeon sex, RIP TRUGOY and some other fun stuffs. I'd absolutely love it if yo could share this with a few of your friends

xox thanks sexy-pants,

Jess

Hey lovers, the show was amazing this week; chattted about having BIGGER dreams than Job Interviews off Telephone Poles + A few movie reviews and lotsa silliness Enjoy and Share xoxo Jess

Don't get grossed out, lovers...One of the stories today is about the new FDA approved Anal sex condoms...and more juicy goods to keep ya entertained!!

Hey Lovers, fun show today talking about love and dates with different generations in the digital age, ACTING! and my Off Broadway audition experience...MAMA EL and where she got her accent...plus more!