Get Your Act Together with Mike Bain

Mike talks about getting together for thanksgiving, why the president pardoning a turkey is messed up, hot doctors, what to do if your kid smokes weed, and if you should feel threatened by platonic friendships.

Mike talks with fellow stand up comedian, podcaster, and host of "The Actual News" Alex Giampapa. They discuss the inherent divide in American culture and politics, tribalism and the human desire for a sense of identity, what our social media legacies will look like, the components of a civilization's rise and fall, and if Mike is sexually liberated/progressive or just a skank.

Mike takes time to answer listener's questions, and talks about how to set boundaries and not to get overwhelmed or stressed out by your job, why you should never snoop through your significant other's phone, and why if you can't give the person you're dating your phone without freaking out, you shouldn't be dating them.

Mike talks about finding ways to relax and avoid election anxiety, Sean Connery's infamous Barbara Walters interview, why Mark Zuckerberg creeps him out, whether or not the political opinions of pornstars should keep you from enjoying their work, and what decriminalized drugs means for a boring place like Oregon.

Mike gives advice on how to avoid election stress and anxiety, and talks about how he found out he's ratchet, the worst Halloween candies, why Latinas are so jealous in relationships, and why you always need your spouse to know that you can still get laid.

This one was a doozy. Mike talks about recently being on the Elvis Duran morning show, the podcast that nearly took place before this one. Talks about the time he sold his socks on craigslist, being kicked out of an orgy, hooking up with disabled women off tinder, why gay bro's are the worst at flirting, how a man working a drive thru can get a woman that's a CEO and how scream-singing a song about female masturbation always helps him love himself.

Mike talks bout feeding fetishes, voyeurism, his dream to make money eating food on only fans, what to do when women give you a sexual ultimatum, and which celebrities need to keep their clothes on.

Mike talks about the uselessness of Vice Presidential debates, being addicted to your phone and social media, staying sane in a politically hyped world, why IHOP pancakes suck, why Instagram needs to chill out, and why cold showers can make you a badass

Mike talks about ASMR, My 600lb life, insurance scams, and answers questions and gives advice to women on why they should never hold back because of their man's insecurities and why men should never be intimidated by women, and why not all sex (and all orgasms) is healthy sex.

Mike talks about Chris Evans (Captain America) putting a D*ck pick on his Instagram, when life throws you metaphors, what it's like to have a Good D*ck Day, the fear of finding new kinks, and answers questions about how to meet and date people new people during Covid.