Mike talks slurs for straight people, gender reveal parties causing forest fires, pansexuals, why rich people should just be rich, why you shouldn't spend money on dates until after you've slept with them, making money on onlyfans, his Instagram admirer and what women should do with unsolicited D pics.

Mike talks about what you need in a spouse for the end of the world, dating in the country, his fear of functioning relationships and finding a woman that's good for him, and answers questions from a young fan looking for career advice.

Mike talks about cellar spiders, waterparks in New Hampshire, why Bryce Hall and the Tik Tok boys are the punk rock heroes of a generation, and his on going fight to avoid twitter conflict.

Mike talks about a strong mushroom trip, fighting inner demons, his first live show since quarantine, the Netflix movie "Cuties" and answers listeners questions. 

Mike talks about Cardi B. and Megan The Stallions song WAP. Ben Shapiro's reaction, being a fat kid, bullying, getting healthy and how not to catch feelings.

Mike talks about grown men using Tik Tok, the FBI raiding Jake Paul, how the USA is a giant polycule, and answers listeners questions about what to do if you outgrow a relationship.

On this episode Mike talks about going viral, Kanye, Will Smith, Megan The Stallion taking 2 shots to the foot, Will Tory Lanez be deported? and why do rich people still have poor people problems.

Mike talks about Nick Cannon, admits to watching and loving 90 Day Fiance, international dating, and wishes he could create fear like an Indian Dad and hit on women like an Indian dude on Instagram

Mike talks about July 4th, the worst types of grillers, being the designated driver, the unsanitary conditions of beer pong, and one of his more awkward visits to the ER 

On this episode Mike interviews friend and classical musician Pablo Ruiz. Pablo is a classically trained pianist, who sits down with Mike as they talk about going from boyhood to manhood, dealing with schizophrenic roommates, surviving New York City, and what it's like to find out 3 weeks into a pandemic lockdown that you're going to be a dad.

Look for Pablo and his music @Pjalphamusic on youtube, instagram and other social media platforms