By Mary Robinette Kowel. Now with better-ish sound!
Side rant: it's not creepy if he's sexy. A big blotch of Bronte in the middle of my Jane Austen.
Highlights:
"Melody seems unbelievable in the way that she was such a bitch."
"Respect the queue!"
"I have this terrible disease where I only love you, and also make a lot of money."