By Harland Sanders. Special guest star: Matt, Ilana’s husband!   Highlights: “Aw, you guys are like The Notebook for nerds.” “You go from dating guys named Glen to dating in glens.” “Never say ‘fleshy tubules’ again.” Ilana’s Drink Getting Lit time! In honor of our reading of the infamous Tender Wing of Desire: A Colonel Sanders Novella, […]

By Ilona Andrews. SOUND MUCH IMPROVED! Oh man, I’m so excited about that.   Highlights of this episode: “I’ll just single fist for now, thanks.” “Should I make a threesome joke? The answer is always yes.” “Fairies and elves can go fuck themselves.” “Please quote me to myself.”   Ilana’s Drink: Silver Fizz Ilana takes […]

By Kerry Nietz. Special guest host: Justin Roberts from the podcast All Out of Ideas! Bonus rant is Vampires vs Werewolves! Which would you choose?   What Ilana’s drinking… The Scraddlebox 2 shots gin 1 shot lemon juice 1/2 cup Calypso Ocean Blue Lemonade 1/4 cup Ginger Ale 1 Maraschino Cherry A sprig of Rosemary […]

In this episode, Wendy and Ilana meet IRL in St. Louis, Mo. to talk about the Iron Duke by Meljean Brook, realize they have the perfect professions for romance novel protagonists, and define VILF. The drink this time is 3 Buck Chuck (a bottle each) because we are out of town and for once in […]

By Emigh Cannaday. Side rant: women being friends. Special guest star, Wendy’s mom!   In this episode, we talk about the book The Flame and the Arrow, a categorically awful romance fantasy by Emigh Cannaday.     Also I made album art for the podcast! This is in preparation for me finally figuring out iTunes podcasts. […]

By Jennifer Ashley. Hashtag DukeProblems. In this episode of Gettin’ Lit, Ilana and I talk about a favorite in the bodice ripper genre: The Madness of Lord Ian Mackenzie. Have you read The Madness of Lord Ian Mackenzie? Do you have something to say in response to this episode? Comment below! Wendy’s Drink: Nebulous Victorian […]