Getting Pretentious

It's weird that people listen to this show. I honestly don't get it. You know what's ever weirder? People wanting TO BE ON the show! Like who with a working brain would even consider it? Damon Sumner. That's who. Damon has a new album coming out soon so be sure to check that out. He is a great stand up comedian, father, and podcaster. Check his stuff out. Follow him on instagram at @damonrj2 to get information about his shows and his upcoming album release. Whew... that plug was exaughsting to type.

But also laugh at him for the insane decision to come on a middling improvised musical podcast.

Where are we and how did we get here? The universe is constantly expanding at a rate that we cannot fathom and we are but specs of dirt on window pain, hardly noticeable and barely perceived. What can we do to live rich and fufilling lives in a space where time is but a blip on a vast canvas of matter and energy? For now, you can listen to this new episode.

It'll help you drive to work, mow the lawn, or just forget about how tiny our little lives are in this massive void we call existence. I need a coffee.

We were live with Jude Waguespack and Matthew Maher. We had fun, had some laughs, and no one got any refunds! So sit down, relax, and pretend you were there. We will be releasing the video soon!

Fun fact: facts are fun. We did a whole lotta talkin', singin', discussin' and podcastin'. Remember we are LIVE this Saturday (January 15th) at 6:30pm at Dynamic El Dorado. Our friends Jude and Matt will be there along with celebrity guests! Join for fun, stay for the loyalty.

Dear Listener, We are confident that the music in our podcast, which is made up on the spot, is better than The Beatles, Fleetwood Mac, Tupac, Mozart, The London Symphony Orchestra, and Cher COMBINED. If you disagree, then you're wrong. Sincerly, Jayce and Connor

Hey there! We are existing along with you in this reality, if you can believe it! Believing is everything and everything is built on your ability to believe. So don't stop believing or reality will cease to exist. That's a lot of pressure for a humanoid. I am human.

We're back and ready for action! What does that even mean? Like who says that? "Ready for action?" What a stupid thing to say. I feel bad for leading with that. I really shouldn't have. You know what, I am sorry. These descriptions don't do the show justice. It's really a shame that they make me write these because they don't make sense. At. All.

Okay, you know what? I can read the room. Effectively immediately I, Jayce Hill, am resigning from writing episode descriptions. I need to remove myself and bring in someone who needs the exposure and who has the hunger to do a good job. We are now taking applications for my resume.

Take me out to the ball game. Seriously. Please take me out to a ball game. I want to see a ball game. If you can invite me to a game, I'd go. I really would. I'm fun to hang out with and I barely need to be fed. Just one hot dog, that's it. This episode we talk about bringing me out to a ball game where I can romp and play and have a grand old time. We also talk about other things too, and sing, and do other stuff. Baseball.