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Chrissy Chaos is back and this time the Reverse Advice Hotline delivers. Chrissy and Vito talk weight loss, weird food habits, David Cross, Jasmin’s birthday, home ownership stress, and then open the lines for fans to tell Chrissy exactly how to fix his life.

The callers do not disappoint. Chrissy gets roasted for not knowing tools, told to stop moving, pushed into “man bootcamp,” and somehow ends up in a full debate about confidence, dating, daughters, and whether he can survive adulthood. Absolute chaos from start to finish.

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Timestamps

00:00 Chrissy’s new look, the lights, and the Reverse Advice Hotline

01:21 Chrissy’s weight loss, peptides, protein yogurt, and avocado talk

04:40 Vito’s banana disaster and getting diarrhea from Chrissy

05:37 Jasmine’s birthday problem and why Chrissy needs help

06:15 David Cross, fake voicemail chaos, and comedian stories

08:58 House stress, money pressure, and Delilah manipulating basketball time

11:11 Reverse Advice Hotline begins

11:32 Jacob calls in and tells Chrissy to buy tools

16:34 Tool talk turns completely insane

20:28 Von says Chrissy has to stop moving

25:31 Arizona, the original 13 colonies, and saving Atlanta over Chicago

27:20 Elise creates “man bootcamp” for Chrissy

29:32 Can Chrissy actually change a tire?

33:42 Jasmine birthday advice from Elise

37:42 Nick calls in with the wildest confidence boost of the episode

41:11 Group chat recap: tools, confidence, and total insanity

46:05 Chrissy tries to figure out Jasmine’s actual birthday plan

48:58 Ireland trip debate: nanny or mom?

53:58 Trump, the Pope, and late-show chaos

58:28 Who should Chrissy call next?

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