In an historic throwback “two topics” episode, Scott chronicles his moving journey to a new apartment, and grapples with whether he should refer to himself as Mr. Park Avenue. Tom and Sandy prepare to take to the high seas for the second time in a month, and wonder whether the same people from the first cruise will join them on this one.

Tom and Scott see a screening and Q&A of Maestro, and they ponder becoming the new Siskel and Ebert. But cooler heads prevail, and Scott is content to sit on a hopefully not too reclining cushioned seat and remain The World’s Greatest Audience Member. And Tom prefers his non reviewer aisle seat to stretch his leg, except when the cast and director walk down the aisle

Tom’s dishwasher installation doesn’t go off without a hitch, but thanks to Tom, it’s not the end of the world! And the world owes Tom a debt of gratitude, that he will forgive.

In the process of moving, Scott discovers artifacts of procrastination, like the Johnny Carson book that he has been on page 60 for seven years, and The Power Broker where he is on page 180 out of 1147 pages. Will his new apartment inspire him to someday finish those books?

In a landmark departure from his previous belief that compelling travel stories should have elements of disaster, Tom goes from a reluctant cruise participant to a cruse aficionado and booster. And his riveting tale of his 8 day cruise to the Bahamas is a rave review.

Scott puts aside his longtime fear of being egged on Halloween, and takes an evening walk amongst crowds of costumed trick or treaters and their parents. Does that make him a trick or treater too, even though he never asked for candy from a doorman?

Will Tom’s love of last minute cleaning, and Scott’s view of laundry as a means of obtaining a new wardrobe without buying anything, earn them the coveted Good Housekeeping Seal of Approval? And does it have a flat base so they can put it on their mantels?

Scott walks the SAG AFTRA picket line in New York, and he and Tom wonder if his 45 minute stint will bring an end to the strike. Or will the network CEO’s invite him up to the negotiations thinking he’s an easy mark, because he only softly murmured the “Hey Hey Ho Ho” chant. In our movie version of that meeting. Scott turns down offers of a series and says he’s standing with his union, and asks them what they stand for. The stunned CEO’s then quickly fold and the strike is settled.

Rescheduling should never be taken for granted, because it gives us the power to put off doing something until we’re “good and ready”. And we hope that those countries that have draconian rules about rescheduling delivery dates and appointments, give that power back to the people. Since there is a word “draconian”, we propose a blockbuster film “Welcome to Draconia”, where a newcomer helps the citizens rise up against the draconian rules they are forced to live by.

Hear why Scott went to the airport twice and never boarded a plane. By choice! And had such a pleasant experience he can’t wait to go back. Tom proposes doing away with the President’s awkward walk down the stairs of Air Force One, and instead have them exit the plane through the same tunnel we do.