Tom has a magical moment with his nephew, as they stroll along the very street that earned he and Scott the moniker, The Unofficial Unelected, Self Appointed Co-Mayors of Irving Place. Plus, Scott and his childhood friend are drenched by a thunderstorm, but they don’t care since the rain provided welcome relief on a hot and humid day.

The streets of Manhattan may feel hot and humid, but when Scott rides the wondrous NYC Ferry along the East River, the trip is a breeze and he arrives at his destination cool and collected.

The airwaves are filled with “so called experts” with made up titles like “strategist “ On the other hand, Tom and Scott have every right to call themselves, The Unelected Self Appointed Co-Mayors of Irving Place.

On Bastille Day, the French Fete Nationale, we come up with the solution to speed up America’s pastime, baseball. The players should go back to wearing wool flannel uniforms and caps, and the tiny gloves of the 1930’s and 1940’s.

We introduce a new expression destined to become famous: “A parking spot helps one person, but an outdoor dining pavilion feeds thousands.” Plies, we present the Pro Bono Corps, a new WPA-like movement, that encourages citizens to help others pick out clothes at a store, choose an item on the menu, and so much more.

We celebrate the joy of socks, the great equalizer, worn by rich and poor alike. And what else can match the unbridled joy of discovering socks you forgot you had?

Once again we take time to appreciate the wondrous inventions of today, and like the visitors to the 1964 World’s Fair, we look forward to the future with breathless excitement. And we make the bold prediction that in 2050, our clothes will look pretty much the same.

We celebrate and appreciate our freedom to walk wherever and whenever we want. No walk paths must be submitted in advance. No Papers Required! Which sounds like the name of a long running show, popular with tourists, on London’s West End.

Thunderstorms are the great equalizer, as people of all backgrounds, huddle together under awnings and scaffolding to ride out the storm. We hope that many of them stay in touch and have yearly reunions, where they can reminisce about the guy who went back out on the street before the rain had let up.

We have another light bulb moment, as Scott fights procrastination and wins, as he replaces his bathroom bulbs. Plus, we would be remiss if we didn’t mention that Tom has a 1000 batting average in never being remiss. Should he be named baseball’s MVP despite opposition from baseball purists?