Scott’s mesh office chair arrives in a much smaller box than expected, leading to anxiety about whether it’s inflatable. Plus, Tom and Scott propose using balloons and beach balls in law enforcement instead of weapons.

We discuss the merits of wind versus breeze, which of course leads to the Seals and Crofts hit Summer Breeze, and an appreciation of their Baha’i faith. Plus, Tom says “let’s hear it for the ear!”Soon to be a WPA-like poster, we discuss this often overlooked facial feature. And Scott recalls getting SAT prep from Stanley H. Kaplan himself in Brooklyn!

Scott goes maskless outdoors for the first time in a year, and finally gets to stop AND smell the roses. Will he need to wear a T-shirt that says he is fully vaccinated and followed the mask mandate until the day AFTER it was changed?

After watching two Sondheim documentaries in one evening, Scott discovers his inner musical theater nerd. Which Tom can relate to since he memorized Broadway musicals like The Music Man, as a teenager. Which naturally leads us to a discussion about a breakthrough in mathematics.

We think you should stop and smell the roses, but not for that long. We love museums, but always wind up way ahead of the person we came in with. Are we better than everyone else? No, just different.

Scott goes back to the office, The Comic Strip, to perform for the first time since last March. His exhilarating evening joins the pantheon of other era defining moments, like Judy at the Palace and The Beatles at Shea. Plus, why rare books should be sold at gas station food marts, and why libraries shouldn’t be built miles underneath the earth’s surface.

Tom considers cosmetic surgery to become The Most Handsome Man in North America. Scott implores Tom to save money and buy a turtleneck or dickie instead. Or simply chew Bazooka bubble gum to tighten his chin.

Tom and Scott propose a new day of the week. Yes, why not eight days a week? Our new day will fall between Saturday and Sunday, and it shall be called Fun Day!

Rainy days and Mondays don’t get us down. And we praise the Monday morning quarterback, especially for not waiting until Monday afternoon to give their analysis. Look for our as yet unwritten book, “Blue Monday: An unauthorized history of the world’s most hated day”.

Spring is in bloom, and there is no place for criticism of a gift of flowers, unless it can be proven they were stolen, in which case the authorities should be notified.