Tom considers cosmetic surgery to become The Most Handsome Man in North America. Scott implores Tom to save money and buy a turtleneck or dickie instead. Or simply chew Bazooka bubble gum to tighten his chin.

Tom and Scott propose a new day of the week. Yes, why not eight days a week? Our new day will fall between Saturday and Sunday, and it shall be called Fun Day!

Rainy days and Mondays don’t get us down. And we praise the Monday morning quarterback, especially for not waiting until Monday afternoon to give their analysis. Look for our as yet unwritten book, “Blue Monday: An unauthorized history of the world’s most hated day”.

Spring is in bloom, and there is no place for criticism of a gift of flowers, unless it can be proven they were stolen, in which case the authorities should be notified.

Life can be a day at the beach as Tom and Scott recall their ocean games of wave withstanding and wave taunting. And they pitch a film that will boost those activities the way Gidget did for surfing.

Is air conditioned clothing in our future? Plus, we pitch a 1950’’s film, My Son is a Communist, where a young boy has a dream about moisture wicking underwear, that alarms his parents. All this and more, on the podcast with the most vim, vigor and pep.

Scott considers spending $15 to see the Oscar nominated film Mank at the Paris Theater instead of watching it on Netflix. Tom thinks Scott deserves an honorary Oscar for representing The Moviegoer.

You won’t need coffee to stay awake for this groundbreaking discussion about how Tom drinks coffee throughout the day, and Scott just has a morning mug.

Will the proposed “Pali Microgrid” pit Palisadians against Malibuvians, Santa Monicans and especially Brentwoodians? Could a war among upscale street gangs ensue?

Three Museums in Three Days could be a 1950’s musical flop whose poster is on the wall at Joe Allen. But it definitely describes Scott’s first foray to museums in 13 months. Tom ponders which kind of cat burglar he’d prefer to stealthily enter his house in search of his 1940’s Life Magazines.