We recall the I Can Hear It Now: 1933-1945, CBS News album, moderated by Edward R. Murrow, as we compare the sound quality of our own voices on this podcast.

How many tenants does it take to screw in a light bulb? In Scott’s case, none. He just calls the maintenance office. But now Scott decides it’s time to start on the road to becoming a Mr. Fix-It.

We would take ranked choice voting one step further and have people vote for the character traits they like about each candidate, and then use a gene editing tool to create a person with all of those qualities.

Tom and Scott are proud to be tourists in their own city. We gawk at great architecture and giant skyscrapers. We love to be around other tourists because they’re always in a good mood and thrilled to be where they are. Like us.

One of the upsides of NYC not being fully back is the lack of cars driving on side streets. So you don’t have to wait for the walk sign, unless there’s a young family with kids waiting to cross, and you want to set a good example.

Are gun cliches stopping us from having the gun control this country needs? Let’s drop the tired and inaccurate cliches like, “I’m under the gun.” If you’re under it, you have nothing to worry about. Let’s use common sense by eliminating gun cliches.

Scott sings the praises of his deep dental cleaning, and laughing gas has nothing to do with it. Tom and Scott make a groundbreaking plea for a more positive attitude towards dentistry, despite the unattractive, contorted way we look in the chair. And it’s the only branch of medicine, that gives you a free parting gift, no matter how old you are.

Tom revels in the Victorian splendor of a Catskills inn, which Scott speculates was once the home of a railroad magnate. Are there still magnates today, and if so, can anyone claim to be one, without the authorities trying to prove it?

Tom proposes that another monument, plaque or animatronic figure of Scott be erected at Citi Field to honor his commitment to ending hatred and rancor directed at the opposing team’s fans.

We recorded this episode at 11 am ET, the earliest ever, which meant that Scott was still wearing his pajamas. We envision a city of pajamas, where everyone is clad in this not just for nighttime garb. Tom is old school, so he wears a rubberized podcast suit, in the unlikely event of a tsunami in the Flatiron District.