If we let today’s sedition and terrorism at the Capitol deter us from being funny,, we would be letting the goons and the goon-in-chief win. So instead, we celebrate the Democratic Senate victories in Georgia, and start casting the movie with Laura Dern as the soulless and phony Kelly Loeffler.

Scott has walked about 150 miles since we last discussed walking five weeks ago. Tom’s walks are limited to going up and down the same steps in his backyard 26 times.. They both value Good Walking, which they imagine as the title of a 1951 educational film.

A thrilling mystery unfolds as Tom’s Instacart order is delivered to the wrong house. What happens next will have you on the edge of your seat and then standing up cheering.

Tom’s aversion to mail is tested when he receives a glossy book promoting ultra luxury safaris, featuring adorably cute photos of lions cuddling. Scott respects all mail, and never discards anything in the non-garbage bin in the mailroom.

Hooray for Hollywood! Tom and Scott recall their first adventures in LA as teenagers, as well as their respective crushes on Hayley Mills and Julie Andrews.

We resolve, on this New Year’s Day, that there should be balls that drop in every time zone in the US, not just in Times Square. And that we should make small resolutions that are easily achievable, one of which Tom accomplishes live on the air!

We take you back to New Year’s Eve 1965, when Johnny Carson throws it to the NBC announcer Ben Grauer, who delivers the countdown and recap of the year, from the Allied Chemical Building in Times Square.

Scott walks four miles in search of a notary public for his AFTRA pension application, and finally finds one, as well as a pristine bathroom, at the gleaming, space age Chase flagship branch

At a time when hugging is limited, we’ve decided to embrace our age. And we’ve come up with the solution to aging.

It’s a Christmas Miracle in Malibu as an angel in a BMW pays for Tom’s food at the McDonalds drive thru. And Scott is touched by the act of kindness by his mailman.