Rather than tear out the floors of tall office buildings and replace them with giant indoor cliff climbing gyms., we hope workers fill the buildings again, and that the men wear gray flannel suits, and the women wear pencil skirts and high heels.

It seems to us that a fellow can live a decent life driving a less expensive car than a Rolls Royce. When Tom drives his Prius he feels like a man of the people, like Jesus of Nazareth. We look to the future when Jesus goes to Las Vegas and is the headliner at a Vatican themed hotel.

The customer used to be king. Now we are serfs as we must assemble our furniture, check out and scan our grocery and pharmacy items, with no reward or remuneration. And then we’re told to answer survey questions about the experience.

Thrill to the edge of your seat suspense as Scott throws caution to the wind, and eats his delayed Freshly delivery,, defying a warning that said, “The food is not fresh and is unsafe to consume.”

We think it’s time to start answering infrequently asked questions. And to start using silly putty instead of weapons. And to “Just Say It”, instead of prefacing what you’re about to say with “I just want to say...”

Tom and Scott are enthralled by the Nobel Prize for Chemistry lecture by Emmanuelle Charpentier, who along with Jennifer Doudna, won for their work on the genetic modifying tool KRISPR. And they look forward to hanging out with them after work at a science pub near their lab.

Will Scott’s passion for finding travel bargains for his friends, lead to a Cabinet position as Secretary of Travel and Tourism? And would he be able to wear Hawaiian shirts and have a drink with an umbrella in it when he appears before Congress?

International versions of the term “whew”, fitting thinking caps under imagination helmets, having an egg as a symbol of the 1939 World’s Fair, and the unlikely meaning of hirsute, are just some of today’s wide ranging topics.

It’s a Hanukkah miracle! Scott finally finds someone to assemble his plastic shell armless tulip chairs, after they sat on the floor of his apartment for eight days.

Our vision for world peace doesn’t require building bridges, because they take years to construct. We propose using that time more constructively by having leaders of the world sit in Eames loungers and simply talk to each other. And be served refreshing Hawaiian Punch.