Tom and Scott are so well stocked with suitcases and shelves respectively, of paper towels and toilet paper, they have become a distribution center for just themselves. And Scott’s 175 mini York Peppermint Patties should cover his desserts through April.

Scott’s Task Rabbit Elizabeth can break the glass ceiling, and then immediately repair it. She assembled his mid century modern sofa after a thrilling Craigslist experience finds a taker for his old sofa.

The weekend will be coming back in a few months, so should we start getting anxious now about not having weekend plans?

Tom and Scott ponder life after the pandemic. While some may inexplicably choose to still stay at home, we’re getting ready for the next dance craze. And if maypole dancing becomes the rage, should the Defense Production Act be instituted to ramp up production of maypoles?

Scott gets his first Covid vaccine with the happiest group of people he’s ever seen in a hospital. And it didn’t hurt a bit! Tommy gets his jab next week at Dodger Stadium, and wonders if there’ll be Dodger Dogs for sale.

Scott performs a real time intervention to get Tom to try Facebook. What follows is a groundbreaking new kind of non compensated advertising that recalls the vim and vigor of 1950’s ads.

If you hear us breathing a sigh of relief on this episode, it’s because it’s the first one we’ve done without Trump as President. This is the end of a monster movie, where the good and decent people defeat him and save our country.

We celebrate and appreciate the loafer. A shoe so comfortable it makes you feel like you’re on a South Seas island. And we’re amazed by the “Try Me” feature on the AllBirds app that makes it look like you’re actually wearing that wool mizzle. you’re eyeing.

Thrill to this never before told story about Tom, Mark Burnett, Commando Nanny and The Apprentice.. Scott wonders if the meeting had gone a little differently, maybe Donald Trump would never have been President.

Scott wants to make enough money, and not a penny more, to afford fully assembled furniture. Tom wants to get rid of two couches but they’re the ones his cat claws apart and sleeps on. Plus, we propose separating field from track, so runners need not fear an errant discus throw or shot put.