Tom’s anxiety melts away as he slaloms around the orange pylons at Dodger Stadium and gets the vaccine. The only thing missing was a concession stand with vaccine caps, mugs and t-shirts

A helicopter hovers and shines a beacon of light on Tom’s house. What happens next will thrill and delight you, as will our analysis of the expression “on the lam”, not lamb. Plus, a preview of our lecture to prisoners on why crime doesn’t pay, or at least not as much as it used to.

300 shows in 300 days. Helping you get through this by escaping to a plus positive world where there’s always a silver lining. With flights of fancy and time travel that take you on a journey without getting up from your LaZboy chair.

Tom and Scott are so well stocked with suitcases and shelves respectively, of paper towels and toilet paper, they have become a distribution center for just themselves. And Scott’s 175 mini York Peppermint Patties should cover his desserts through April.

Scott’s Task Rabbit Elizabeth can break the glass ceiling, and then immediately repair it. She assembled his mid century modern sofa after a thrilling Craigslist experience finds a taker for his old sofa.

The weekend will be coming back in a few months, so should we start getting anxious now about not having weekend plans?

Tom and Scott ponder life after the pandemic. While some may inexplicably choose to still stay at home, we’re getting ready for the next dance craze. And if maypole dancing becomes the rage, should the Defense Production Act be instituted to ramp up production of maypoles?

Scott gets his first Covid vaccine with the happiest group of people he’s ever seen in a hospital. And it didn’t hurt a bit! Tommy gets his jab next week at Dodger Stadium, and wonders if there’ll be Dodger Dogs for sale.

Scott performs a real time intervention to get Tom to try Facebook. What follows is a groundbreaking new kind of non compensated advertising that recalls the vim and vigor of 1950’s ads.

If you hear us breathing a sigh of relief on this episode, it’s because it’s the first one we’ve done without Trump as President. This is the end of a monster movie, where the good and decent people defeat him and save our country.