After listening to jazz and watching a Motown documentary last night, Scott becomes “The Man Who Remembered There Was Music”. Plus, why we should be sleeping much better than they did in the early 1900’s, even though they wore sleep hats.

In our speculative investigative report, we look at whether algorithms are actually low paid workers with no union benefits, working in a giant underground facility.

We were cheering right along with the NASA scientists yesterday as Perseverance landed on Mars. Next time, the spacecraft should land in one of the suburbs of Mars, to increase the likelihood of intelligent life being there.

We think it’s important to remind people that “standing on the shoulders of the people who came before me” is a metaphor, and should only be attempted by circus acts.

Tom and Scott vow not to let their podcast be bought out by a private equity hedge fund.

“Saving time saves lives” is the headline of our WPA poster, as we create the word “bleakscape” instead of the time consuming “bleak landscape”. Plus, creating a movie poster with rave reviews BEFORE you make a film.

Our listeners are geniuses because they can discern between pure unbridled speculation and fully bridled truth. Which is a far more reliable indicator of intelligence than the outdated “IQ tests”.

Scott shows the world you can still do a podcast even with a very mild reaction to the second vaccine. Tom and Scott miss the days of watching a television show the same time as everyone else, rather than feeling the pressure of bingeing a show so you can talk about it with a friend.

Scott gets his second jab from a friendly nurse, but he makes sure not to be too funny so he doesn’t distract her from delivering the vaccine properly. Tom sings the plaintive song of the inbetweener as he awaits his second dose.

We imagine what it would be like if there was no such thing as a mirror. Why, we would have to hire people to describe what we look like. We celebrate and appreciate the world’s first selfie.