Scott shows the world you can still do a podcast even with a very mild reaction to the second vaccine. Tom and Scott miss the days of watching a television show the same time as everyone else, rather than feeling the pressure of bingeing a show so you can talk about it with a friend.

Scott gets his second jab from a friendly nurse, but he makes sure not to be too funny so he doesn’t distract her from delivering the vaccine properly. Tom sings the plaintive song of the inbetweener as he awaits his second dose.

We imagine what it would be like if there was no such thing as a mirror. Why, we would have to hire people to describe what we look like. We celebrate and appreciate the world’s first selfie.

Scott, in his high pitched Brooklyn accent, did Rangers hockey play by play as a kid, and Tom had a standup persona as a German comedian. All part of .our “Accent on Accents”.

Allbirds shoes has the same magic effect on Scott as it does on Tom. But they fear that singing the praises of products will cause multinational advertising conglomerates to try to lure them away with promises of diamond shoes and solid gold Rolls Royces.

When we were growing up, everyone watched television at the same time and talked about it the next day at the office water cooler. Did the decline in water coolers lead to streaming content that you could watch and talk about anytime? We propose the Museum of Water Coolers, and you heard it here first.

As they wait for their second vaccine, Tom and Scott are The Inbetweeners, which sounds like the name of a long running British farce in the West End. And even though Tom got the Moderna and Scott the Pfizer, they are still great friends who live in peace and harmony.

Tom and Scott think they should be co-CEO’s of Amazon. Because if they can do a podcast, they can run a $1.4 trillion company. And offer their friends free subscriptions to the Washington Post.

Scott would politely decline a free Bentley because it would require a lot of work, and have an adverse effect on his social life. Tom reveals another reason: The free Bentley scam. Plus, we retire the expression, “Hoping against hope.”

Scott trudges through the blowing snow, hoping his walk will be seen on local news coverage. And Tom recalls shoveling snow as a teenager in a kind of suburban chain gang.