After Scott watches the 1952 World’s Series on YouTube, Tom comes up with an idea for a sports bar that only shows vintage games on a 1950’s black and white console television.

After watching the 1956 indie film “Lovers and Lollipops”, Scott shows Tom the New York Times arts section exactly as it appeared on April 19, 1956!

We’re proud of our track record deconstructing familiar cliches. Now we introduce a weekly segment called Cliche Court, where we put actual cliches on trial.

What will fun look like in Post Pandemica? We see everyone giving people the benefit of the doubt, and it becoming perfectly acceptable to say to a stranger on the street, “Nice face!”

Scott appears as a television pundit for the first time in nine months. Which gives he and Tom the opportunity to give their opinion of the people who give their opinions, as the world’s only pundits who critique other pundits.

We exult in the advent of Daylight Savings time and the longer, lighter days ahead. Fully vaccinated Tom and Scott don’t have grandchildren to hug, but they respectively visit a restaurant and a bar for the first time in a year.

Tom and Scott realize they never got around to becoming rich enough to own a yacht. Maybe the $200 million for the cost of the yacht alone could be doable, but then you have to tack on yearly expenses like $400,000 for fuel. So after looking at those numbers, they decide a more affordable option is simply crashing yacht parties.

We marvel at the wonders of clothing. From performance fabrics that wick away moisture, to hidden pockets that hide your wallet when you don’t want to know where it is. Clothing is The Human Costume.

The point we’re making today is found on the head of a pencil. Yes, the No. 2 pencil. One of the few instances where being number two beats number one.

We think that “elite” schools like Harvard should punish alumni who perform badly in public service. They should have to appear at a ceremony where speakers mock their incompetence and ignorance, while they wear a dunce cap.