Getting You Home On Friday

Caesar is going through some tough times. He did, in all fairness, say that he could have peace with Persia IF and only IF King Nordsan Xerxes did NOT offer his daughter's hand in marriage. It's a fair boundary, right? How far will King Norsdan Xerxes go? How far will Caesar go? What does Cleopatra think of all of this?

And sandwiched between these two glorious On the Roman Nose episodes, is a gorgeous segment by our one and only fabulous Fashion Guru. Are you fashionable enough? 

 
*We acknowledge that the introduction of "Ladies and Gentlemen" is not as inclusive as one would like it to be, but was written and recorded in a different time. We acknowledge that the world is full of billions of individuals, all unique and glorious and we wish to invite all those who enjoy a good laugh.
 
Credits:

On the Roman Nose, Managing 

Nate Gothard as Caesar

Hester van der Vyver as Sensus

Thomas Taufan as Fedux and Voice

Linda Chong as Shadana 

Fashion

Linda Chong as Fashion Guru

On the Roman Nose, The Dresser

Nate Gothard as Caesar 

Hester van der Vyver as Sensus

Thomas Taufan as Octavious, Voice and Guard

Linda Chong as Intercom

Written by Mike Jones and Iley Jones
Produced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

See spot run.
See Fedux doing odd things with the mail and his nipples.
See Dick Clever trying to wrap the case up before someone else ends up with a Cod Piece in their ear.

See all of this with your mind as you listen to the latest episode of Getting You Home On Friday. It's another week of fun, chaos, and bountiful wit and humour. It's also the final week of Dick Clever, our glorious detective, is at the end of his journey, or is he?
 
*We acknowledge that the introduction of "Ladies and Gentlemen" is not as inclusive as one would like it to be, but was written and recorded in a different time. We acknowledge that the world is full of billions of individuals, all unique and glorious and we wish to invite all those who enjoy a good laugh.
 
Credits:
 
See Spot

Gavin Jones as Storyteller

On the Roman Nose, Act of War

Nate Gothard as Caesar

Hester van der Vyver as Sensus

Thomas Taufan as Fedux, Voice and Guard

Linda Chong as Intercom 

Dick Clever., Cuff Em

Nate Gothard as Dick Clever

Hester van der Vyver as Petra Pattinson and Regina

Thomas Taufan as Constable Adhere 

Gavin Jones as Butler

Written by Mike Jones and Iley Jones
Produced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

Good Day, today the Prime Minister's approval rating has slipped in the Polls, however, his ratings have improved with the Germans and remains flat with the French. Ed & Ted are debriefing after a family party (who was that guy with the mo' and limp?) and we tune in once again to Dick Clever for the Penultimate episode. It was 9:55 and a mist rolled in from the lounge room as they were questioning the enormous character of Cecil Lardbottom. 

Three stories and skits, three chances for a giggle and a laugh on this day we call Friday (or whatever day you're listening to).  

*We acknowledge that the introduction of "Ladies and Gentlemen" is not as inclusive as one would like it to be, but was written and recorded in a different time. We acknowledge that the world is full of billions of individuals, all unique and glorious and we wish to invite all those who enjoy a good laugh.
 
Credits:

News, International News

Hester van der Vyver as News Anchor

Cheng as Jack and Correspondent 

Ed & Ted, The Party

Nate Gothard as Ed

Cheng as Ted

Thomas Taufan as Narrator

Dick Clever, Patriots Syndrome 

Nate Gothard as Dick Clever

Hester van der Vyver as Petra Pattinson

Thomas Taufan as Constable Adhere and Cecil Lardbottom

 Written by Mike Jones and Iley Jones
 Produced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

So, the next lead lay dead on the slab in Doc's room. Or at least his head. Who had killed Ernest Nutpucker, and why had he ordered a
large quantity of fish fingers? It was late, and Dick had yet another dead end or end dead....Meanwhile, Caesar and Sensus were dealing with a crisis of a different kind...an accountant! All so crucial, all so precise...all so very...very...precise.

So join us for a nice short and sweet On the Roman Nose and Dick Clever episode. 

Murder and Ancient Rome? Say less. 

 
 *We acknowledge that the introduction of "Ladies and Gentlemen" is not as inclusive as one would like it to be, but was written and recorded in a different time. We acknowledge that the world is full of billions of individuals, all unique and glorious and we wish to invite all those who enjoy a good laugh.
 
Credits:

Dick Clever, Tongs for the Memories 

Nate Gothard as Dick Clever and Pierre Pousson

Hester van der Vyver as Petra Pattinson and Regina

Thomas Taufan as Cecil Lardbottom

Gavin Jones As Butler

On the Roman Nose, Accounted For

Nate Gothard as Caesar 

Hester van der Vyver as Sensus

Thomas Taufan as Voice and Guard

Linda Chong as Morose and Intercom

Written by Mike Jones and Iley Jones
Produced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

Come with me now, down the little road to a land that time forgot, where stories run rife with wit and comedy, and tales grow by the bunches. Ed & Ted are chatting...again...but this time the subject is extracurricular activities. 

Dick had just begun questioning the giant food distributor, Cecil Lardbottom. The only man in history whose stomach was affected by 
The moon's gravity. But, are we any closer to finding the character behind the Cod Piece Murders? Or is this just another red herring? 

And we have another enthralling story from the wonderful Old Edgar. Who doesn't like that accent?

Sit back, relax and indulge in some short and sweet audio comedy.

 *We acknowledge that the introduction of "Ladies and Gentlemen" is not as inclusive as one would like it to be, but was written and recorded in a different time. We acknowledge that the world is full of billions of individuals, all unique and glorious and we wish to invite all those who enjoy a good laugh.
 
Credits:

Dick Clever, Getting Ahead

Nate Gothard as Dick Clever

Hester van der Vyver as Petra Pattinson

Cheng as Doc Prodder

Thomas Taufan as Constable Adhere and

Cecil Lardbottom  

Ed & Ted, Mind Reading

Nate Gothard as Ed

Cheng as Ted

Thomas Taufan as Narrator

Old Edgar Navy

Nicholas Papademetriou as Old Edgar

 
Written by Mike Jones and Iley Jones
Produced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

It was 5:15 on a wet afternoon. It hadn't rained, it was just wet. With suspects denying the undeniable, wild sports events livening up the party and Peace Talks in Crete, we have a short and sweet collection of skits and stories to get you home on whatever Friday you're experiencing. Or not Friday, one can definitely enjoy this on a not-Friday sort of day.

Now, to Rome! and an unnamed city with lots of murders! And a sports event!
 
 *We acknowledge that the introduction of "Ladies and Gentlemen" is not as inclusive as one would like it to be, but was written and recorded in a different time. We acknowledge that the world is full of billions of individuals, all unique and glorious and we wish to invite all those who enjoy a good laugh.
 
Credits:

Dick Clever, Deny the Undeniable 

Nate Gothard as Dick Clever and Pierre Pousson

Hester van der Vyver as Petra Pattinson

Thomas Taufan as Cecil Lardbottom

 Gavin Jones As Butler

Short Skit, Johnson 

Nate Gothard as Commentator 

On the Roman Nose, Peace

Nate Gothard as Caesar, Oivey, Villager and Men

Hester van der Vyver as Sensus and Cleo’s Mum

Thomas Taufan as Xerxes, Voice and Men

Linda Chong as Ptolomy and Intercom 

Cheng as Men

Written by Mike Jones and Iley Jones
Produced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

So, there we were, with Regina about to spill the beans, the ham and several different condiments, Ed and Ted trying to navigate the world of mental health and some guy doing Magic onstage. It was an odd situation to be in, but by the Gods, it's what you expect when we're Getting You Home On Friday.

 *We acknowledge that the introduction of "Ladies and Gentlemen" is not as inclusive as one would like it to be, but was written and recorded in a different time. We acknowledge that the world is full of billions of individuals, all unique and glorious and we wish to invite all those who enjoy a good laugh.
 
Credits:

Dick Clever, French Connection 

Nate Gothard as Dick Clever and Pierre Pousson

Hester van der Vyver as Petra Pattinson and Regina

Thomas Taufan as Constable Adhere

Short Skit, Just Magic

Nate Gothard as Albert

Ed & Ted, What’s on Yer Mind

Nate Gothard as Ed

Cheng as Ted

Thomas Taufan as Narrator

 
Written by Mike Jones and Iley Jones
Produced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

We're on the streets of Ancient Rome, joined by Caesar, Sensus and a fat arsed.....whoops...Phatinas to look at ways to improve the almost perfect city. We join a chaotic collective of Politicians in Question Time with an incredible Point of Order...and we follow Dick Clever hot on the trail of whoever is molesting Fish Fingers and shoving them into orifices around the city (the orifices belonging to their murdered victims).

Who is the murderer?

What can we invent to improve Rome?

Are Politicians ever efficient and cohesive?

Join us for another episode of Getting You Home On Friday.
 
 *We acknowledge that the introduction of "Ladies and Gentlemen" is not as inclusive as one would like it to be, but was written and recorded in a different time. We acknowledge that the world is full of billions of individuals, all unique and glorious and we wish to invite all those who enjoy a good laugh.
 
Credits:

On the Roman Nose, Streets of Rome

Nate Gothard as Caesar 

Hester van der Vyver as Sensus and Cleo’s Mum

Thomas Taufan as Phatinias, Voice, and Guard

Linda Chong as Intercom 

Question Time, Point of Order

Hester van der Vyver as Speaker

Nate Gothard as Treasurer

Thomas Taufan as Opposition Whip and Reporter

Dick Clever, Regina’s Question

Nate Gothard as Dick Clever

Hester van der Vyver as Petra Pattinson and Regina

Thomas Taufan as Captain Hickory

Written by Mike Jones and Iley Jones
Produced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

Breaking News, there have been developments in the Exclusive School of Welltado as well as other bizarre governmental tantrums. Detective Dick Clever continues to investigate even when the fog comes rolling in and his colleagues are not as helpful as he would like...and Ed has a new hat!

All the excitement, all the comedy, right here on Getting You Home On Friday.
 
 *We acknowledge that the introduction of "Ladies and Gentlemen" is not as inclusive as one would like it to be, but was written and recorded in a different time. We acknowledge that the world is full of billions of individuals, all unique and glorious and we wish to invite all those who enjoy a good laugh.
 
Credits:

News, Welltado

Thomas Taufan as News Anchor

Cheng as Jack

Dick Clever, Red Tinkles

Nate Gothard as Dick Clever

Hester van der Vyver as Petra Pattinson

Thomas Taufan as Constable Adhere

Ed & Ted, New Hat

Nate Gothard as Ed

Cheng as Ted

Thomas Taufan as Narrator

Written by Mike Jones and Iley Jones
Produced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

It's another Friday and we are hitting the comedy ground running with some satirical political announcements from our glorious PM, some very serious issues in Ancient Rome (Chef has really stepped up their game) and we introduce Dick Clever's latest obstacle in working the Cod Piece Murders; a female partner *gasp*.

All three stories and skits will surely send you off with a smile, maybe a chuckle, into the last of the week and into the sunrise of the weekend. And if you work weekends, well, we hope we brighten your work period. You got this.

 *We acknowledge that the introduction of "Ladies and Gentlemen" is not as inclusive as one would like it to be, but was written and recorded in a different time. We acknowledge that the world is full of billions of individuals, all unique and glorious and we wish to invite all those who enjoy a good laugh.
 
 Credits:

Short Skit, Straight Forward

Thomas Taufan as Prime Minister

Linda Chong as Reporter

On the Roman Nose, Windfal

Nate Gothard as Caesar and Windfal

Hester van der Vyver as Sensus

Thomas Taufan as Voice and Guard

Linda Chong as Intercom 

Gavin Jones as Brute

Dick Clever, Petra  

Nate Gothard as Dick Clever

Hester van der Vyver as Petra Pattinson

Cheng as Doc Prodder

Linda Chong as Pixie

Written by Mike Jones and Iley Jones
Produced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern