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Children, small, adorable, capable of all sorts of mayhem. Even when fully grown.
Join us for more Dick Clever, Ed & Ted and Short Skits, all full of creative comedy and at times....children. We hope we can put a smile on your dial as we come to the end of another week in this glorious world we call Earth.
*We acknowledge that the introduction of "Ladies and Gentlemen" is not as inclusive as one would like it to be, but was written and recorded in a different time. We acknowledge that the world is full of billions of individuals, all unique and glorious and we wish to invite all those who enjoy a good laugh.
Credits:
Ed & Ted, Kids
Nate Gothard as Ed
Cheng as Ted
Thomas Taufan as Narrator
Short Skit, What a Day
Linda Chong as Bella
Hester van der Vyver as Skye
Thomas Taufan as Narrator
Preeya Ahluwalia as Child
Dick Clever, Takes Two
Nate Gothard as Dick Clever
Thomas Taufan as Constable Adhere and Captain Hickory
Linda Chong as Sergeant Kransky
Written by Mike Jones and Iley Jones
Produced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern
It's wild to think that spring is blooming ever so gently on one side of the planet, autumn falling dramatically in the other and the continual season of confusion flourishes everywhere else. What day is it? Why is the year going quickly? Why do I still have nightmares about High School?
We have all the answers to a bunch of questions (just none of the above) in this week's episode of Getting You Home on Friday. Join us as Caesar and Sensus deal with yet another delegation, Dick Clever finds another lead in the Cod Piece Murders and we have another short and sweet skit for your ears to roll over in delight with.
May your week end well and your organs to be untouched.
*We acknowledge that the introduction of "Ladies and Gentlemen" is not as inclusive as one would like it to be, but was written and recorded in a different time. We acknowledge that the world is full of billions of individuals, all unique and glorious and we wish to invite all those who enjoy a good laugh.
Credits:
Short Skit, Organs
Thomas Taufan as Organist
On the Roman Nose, Delegation
Nate Gothard as Caesar and Decievious
Hester van der Vyver as Sensus
Thomas Taufan as Voice and Guard
Linda Chong as Intercom
Dick Clever, Jurisdiction
Nate Gothard as Dick Clever
Cheng as Doc Prodder and Kinky
Thomas Taufan as Constable Adhere, Ben and Jack
Linda Chong as Barker and Pixie
Written by Mike Jones and Iley Jones
Produced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern
Three skits and stories to get you through the end of the week before whatever you have planned for this glorious weekend. Join us for more words of wisdom from the Archbishop, some stories about Australian Weather with Ed & Ted and Dick Clever is delivered a hot steamy lead with the hot and steamy Regina (depending on your taste).
Join us for the jokes and quick wit, and stay for the plot.
*We acknowledge that the introduction of "Ladies and Gentlemen" is not as inclusive as one would like it to be, but was written and recorded in a different time. We acknowledge that the world is full of billions of individuals, all unique and glorious and we wish to invite all those who enjoy a good laugh.
Credits:
Archbishop, Potato
Nate Gothard as the Archbishop
Hester van der Vyver as Announcer
Ed & Ted, Dust Storm
Nate Gothard as Ed
Cheng as Ted
Thomas Taufan as Narrator
Dick Clever, Regina and Larry
Nate Gothard as Dick Clever
Hester van der Vyver as Regina
Thomas Taufan as Larry the Lemming
Linda Chong as Singer
Written by Mike Jones and Iley Jones
Produced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern
During tumultuous changes in this world of ours, we turn to the intelligence, wisdom and understanding of the Archbishop, the diplomacy and gentle rule of Lord Caesar and the incredible justice work by Detective Clever. Scratch that, we turn to the humour that all three worlds provide, with puns, quick wit and more twists and turns than that Labyrinth they stuck that cowman in.
Between visiting the Coliseum for some good old-fashioned entertainment, listening to the bewildering musings of Adhere in Dick Clever and listening to the chaotic mind of the Archbishop, I think we have enough humour to get you through the end of the week.
*We acknowledge that the introduction of "Ladies and Gentlemen" is not as inclusive as one would like it to be, but was written and recorded in a different time. We acknowledge that the world is full of billions of individuals, all unique and glorious and we wish to invite all those who enjoy a good laugh.
Credits
Archbishop, Address
Nate Gothard as the Archbishop
Hester van der Vyver as Announcer
On the Roman Nose, Here Kitty, Kitty
Nate Gothard as Caesar and Pervert 2
Hester van der Vyver as Sensus
Thomas Taufan as Voice
Cheng as Pervert 1
Dick Clever, Adhere
Nate Gothard as Dick Clever
Cheng as Doc Prodder
Thomas Taufan as Constable Adhere
Written by Mike Jones and Iley Jones
Produced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern
It's Friday (somewhere in the world) and we're bringing you hot news straight from the press (don't burn your fingers!), some cooling Australian banter between our beloved farmers Ed & Ted and then heating up again with our deviously delightful Detective Dick! So many temperatures, so many flavours of humour, how could we spoil you so? It's because you deserve it.
Sit back, relax, and prepare for a quick bite of wonderfully humorous....uh...humour.
*We acknowledge that the introduction of "Ladies and Gentlemen" is not as inclusive as one would like it to be, but was written and recorded in a different time. We acknowledge that the world is full of billions of individuals, all unique and glorious and we wish to invite all those who enjoy a good laugh.
News, Push Bikes
Hester van der Vyver as News Anchor
Cheng as Jack
Ed & Ted, Give up the Smokes
Nate Gothard as Ed
Cheng as Ted
Thomas Taufan as Narrator
Dick Clever, Captain Hickory
Nate Gothard as Dick Clever
Thomas Taufan as Captain Hickory
Linda Chong as Sergeant Kransky
Written by Mike Jones and Iley Jones
Produced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern
It's Friday sometime in April and we join our newest Detective on the block, Dick Clever, for an all-round stylistic and amusing approach to crime. Not just any crime, but one involving cod pieces. Disturbingly curious. We then take you to the Doctor's office, where nothing is quite as it seems, and then some amusing storytelling with Ed & Ted. They just can't seem to understand "women folk" these days. In turn, I don't quite understand them so I think we're even.
Either way, we hope you enjoy another week of skits both short and long, and remember size doesn't matter, as long as it tickles your fancy.
*We acknowledge that the introduction of "Ladies and Gentlemen" is not as inclusive as one would like it to be, but was written and recorded in a different time. We acknowledge that the world is full of billions of individuals, all unique and glorious and we wish to invite all those who enjoy a good laugh.
Credits
Dick Clever, Dick and Doc
Nate Gothard as Dick Clever
Cheng as Doc Prodder
Short Skit, Doctor
Gavin Jones as Doctor
Thomas Taufan as Jenkins
Linda Chong as Secretary
Ed & Ted, Compliments
Nate Gothard as Ed
Cheng as Ted
Thomas Taufan as Narrator
Written by Mike Jones and Iley Jones
Produced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern
It's Friday and we have a nice bag of mixed skits to get you through the week. We bring you political chaos and humour with On the Roman Nose, some good old Australian love for the Blue Heeler in Ed & Ted, and a glorious entrance with one of our favourite Characters, Old Edgar. We explore the beauty of names, lineage, the glories of youth and the importance a good exorcism at the end of a week.
So sit back, relax and have a laugh at the end of another chaotic week.
*We acknowledge that the introduction of "Ladies and Gentlemen" is not as inclusive as one would like it to be, but was written and recorded in a different time. We acknowledge that the world is full of billions of individuals, all unique and glorious and we wish to invite all those who enjoy a good laugh.
On the Roman Nose, More’s the Pity
Nate Gothard as Caesar
Hester van der Vyver as Sensus
Thomas Taufan as Pittius, Voice, and Guard
Linda Chong as Intercom
Ed & Ted, Ol’ Blue
Nate Gothard as Ed
Cheng as Ted
Thomas Taufan as Narrator
Old Edgar, Life
Nicholas Papademetriou as Old Edgar
Written by Mike Jones and Iley Jones
Produced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern
It's Friday, finish up the week with a smile or a laugh and join Caesar and Sensus in dealing with crime and justice, a short a merry skit to break up the episode and finish with the finale of Paranormal Patrol at Lady Loosely's Head. It's not goodbye forever for the Paranormal Patrol, but they do need to wrap up this investigation and answer once and for all, is the gaol at Lady Loosely's Head haunted? And also who is doing the haunting? Does the HR department need to know about Buster and the Stool? Does insurance handle ghost related accidents? For all that and more, join us on Getting You Home On Friday!
*We acknowledge that the introduction of "Ladies and Gentlemen" is not as inclusive as one would like it to be, but was written and recorded in a different time. We acknowledge that the world is full of billions of individuals, all unique and glorious and we wish to invite all those who enjoy a good laugh.
Credits
On The Roman Nose, Clemency:
Nate Gothard as Caesar
Hester van der Vyver as Sensus
Thomas Taufan as Voice and Guard
Cheng as Centurian and Clemency
Linda Chong as Intercom
Short Skit, Hostiles
Nate Gothard as Pilot
Thomas Taufan as Co-Pilot
Paranormal Patrol,Lady Loosely’s Head (Chapter 10)
Gavin Jones as John
Thomas Taufan as Pete and Ghost
Hester van der Vyver as Jean
Nate Gothard as Buster, Soldier and Voice Over
Linda Chong as Petra and Lady Loosely
Written by Mike Jones and Iley Jones
Produced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern
No matter where in the world you are, you're probably looking for an escape and we have just the thing. Some more spooky, punny adventures with Paranormal Patrol, some Ed & Ted in the Australian Outback, and one of our personal favourites, a skit from Question Time. Some political satire to end the week with. Though with all the political chaos one must ask, how much is too much, and what is satire when everything is a bit of a joke...
Some old school laughs for a modern time, join us a for a chuckle, stay for the laughs.
*We acknowledge that the introduction of "Ladies and Gentlemen" is not as inclusive as one would like it to be, but was written and recorded in a different time. We acknowledge that the world is full of billions of individuals, all unique and glorious and we wish to invite all those who enjoy a good laugh.
Credits
Paranormal Patrol, Lady Loosely’s Head, (Chapter 9)
Gavin Jones as John
Thomas Taufan as Pete and Ghost
Hester van der Vyver as Jean
Nate Gothard as Buster and Voice Over
Linda Chong as Petra and Lady Loosely
Question Time, Importance of Free Speech
Hester van der Vyver as Speaker
Nate Gothard as Deputy PM
Cheng as Kickatin
Thomas Taufan as Reporter
Ed & Ted Dry, Dry!
Nate Gothard as Ed
Cheng as Ted
Thomas Taufan as Narrator
Written by Mike Jones and Iley Jones
Produced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern
In this stunningly bizarre week of March, we try to humour you with gags, jokes and more gags with Short Skits, On the Roman Nose and Paranormal Patrol. How does Caesar deal with news from overseas? Who left the skid marks on the Marbled Palace floor? Who are the barbarians? And of course we continue our enthusiastic group of investigators as they devise ways to communicate with the dead and their colleagues alike. Buster just can't seem to get the message...
Wishing you a gorgeously lazy or adventurous weekend ahead to leave the week behind.
*We acknowledge that the introduction of "Ladies and Gentlemen" is not as inclusive as one would like it to be, but was written and recorded in a different time. We acknowledge that the world is full of billions of individuals, all unique and glorious and we wish to invite all those who enjoy a good laugh.
Credits
Short Skits, Power Corrupts
Gavin Jones as PM
Linda Chong as Reporter
On the Roman Nose, Barbarians
Nate Gothard as Caesar
Hester van der Vyver as Sensus
Thomas Taufan as Fedux, Narrator, and Guard
Cheng as Markus
Linda Chong as Intercom
Paranormal Patrol, Lady Loosely’s Head (Chapter 8)
Gavin Jones as John
Thomas Taufan as Pete and Ghost
Hester van der Vyver as Jean
Nate Gothard as Buster and Voice Over
Linda Chong as Petra
Written by Mike Jones and Iley Jones
Produced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern
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