Ghost Team, Go!

Get ready for fear, because we all float down here! That's right, this week Jack and Nick are live from a stinky ol' sewer! This is the 69th episode of Ghost Team, Go! (nice) so IT's only fitting that IT's one of the most depraved episodes yet! After catching up you listeners on the exciting events of their hiatus, our heroes explore their new neighborhood. IT doesn't take long before they run into a ghost: Mr. Humpty Doodle the Clown! Humpty is a horrifying and degenerate Monster Clown (Jack's words, not theirs), and their disgusting sewer home is a sight to behold. Things only get darker as the interview drags on, and soon Jack & Nick know more than they ever wanted to about the twisted world of sex-clownery. Soon IT becomes clear that if Jack & Nick ever want to leave this horrifying place, they'll have to (once again) sacrifice their morals and dignity, and take place in Humpty's horrible stage show. Will Jack & Nick survive Humpty's scary sex sewer? What sort of diapers does the president wear? And how do they getcha? Find out all this and more on this week's debased and deviant episode of Ghost Team, Go!

FEATURING Matt Hunziker (@MattHunzi) as Humpty Doodle the Clownl

Ghost Team, Go! is back, baby! But things aren't quite back to normal. It's Jack and Nick's last day on the run, and they've been separated and stranded in the Australian outback! Join Jack and guest co-host Tim Pumpkinholz (living author of "Ghosts of the Outback") on their quest to find Nick and escape the cursed isle of Australia! But it wouldn't be Ghost Team, Go! with a ghost, and things take a turn for the terrifying when Jack and Tim meet Nozzles Boilin, an Australian survival expert. He teaches Jack and Tim all about life in the outback, dangerous animals, and Australian opera. But there's one problem: Nozzles doesn't know he's a ghost. Will Nozzles' accent remain consistent? Will Jack and Tim convince him of his ghostly nature? And where the heck is Nick?! Find out all this and more on this week's aussome (does that scan?) episode of Ghost Team, Go!

FEATURING Tim Unkenholz (@TimUnken) as Tim Pumpinholz.

Hey everybody, it's your pals Jack & Nick from Ghost Team, Go! with a top-secret and super-special announcement. Sorry about our radio silence the last few weeks, we're moving to a new home and things have been crazier than you could possibly imagine. I can't say more here, this isn't a secure channel, but listen to our update for the whole story!

Ghost Team, Go! will return during spooky season!

Put on a (nativity) play and get ready to pray, this week Ghost Team, Go! Is live from a church! After sneaking in and indulging in some totally sweet and rebellious behavior, Jack & Nick meet the ghost of Randy Jenkins, recently-deceased youth pastor. Randy turns out to be pretty cool for a priest, being a fan of tasty brews as well as the Good News! He tells our boys all about being a ghost pastor, as well as his history as a living one, and soon the cracks in his story begin to show. Well, one main crack: Randy may or may not have been raised in a spooky racist cult. Jack & Nick will have to tiptope around Randy's gross opinions while trying to show him the error of his ways and also learning all they can about the terrifying cult that created him. Will Jack & Nick learn the secret truths of Randy's past? How do you teach a ghost about Jesus? And what is "the juice?" Find out on this week's utterly upsetting episode of Ghost Team, Go!

FEATURING Justin Hancock (@Justin_Hancock) as Randy Jenkins.

Polish your club and let your balls drop, because this week Ghost Team, Go! is live from a golf course! To celebrate Halloween in July, Jack & Nick hit the links for an evening of entertainment and ectoplasm. Looking for a ghostly guide to help them straighten their stroke, they run into the perfect guest: Rigo, a ghostly "assistant pro" golfer. Soon, Jack's and Nick's golf skills are better than ever (which isn't necessarily saying much), and Rigo's mysterious past has been revealed. Prepare for a horrifying tale of love, murder, and organized crime as Rigo tells all about the history of his club, and its mysterious owner, "God." Will Jack & Nick uncover the truth behind Rigo's assassination? Will Rigo be reunited with his lost lady love? And how comfortable is a Grimace costume? Find out on this week's intrigue-packed episode of Ghost Team, Go!

FEATURING Tyler Rothrock (@TylerRothrock) as Rigo.

Grab a bagel and pour yourself a hot cuppa joe, this week Jack & Nick are on that weekday grind. That's right, the ghost boys are coming at you live from an abandoned office building! After making it inside, they meet Devon and Devon, two ghostly businessmen who are definitely not losers. These guys are all about the hustle, and haven't stopped working in years. They show our heroes the ins-and-outs of office life, from not eating, to cocaine coffee, to harassing the bagel lady! While Devon and Devon are sociable enough fellows, soon the true nature of their work and their company begins to come to light; nothing is as it seems. Devon and Devon might not be losers, but they're definitely rusers! What is a CPA? Is mixing cocaine and opium safe? And how hard is Mega Man 3? Find out on this double-ghostly episode of Ghost Team, Go!

FEATURING Josh Rosen (@JoshRosen1) as Devon and Pete Mutino (@PrisonPete) as Devon.

Show off your 'do and crack open a brew: this week Ghost Team, Go! is live from Dave Matthews Stadium! That's right, Jack & Nick have come to see the mighty Dave perform, in hopes of finding a brand new ghost taken by some sort of horrid concert accident. Instead, they run into Chad Smith, a ghostly DMB fan who's been following the band for the entirety of his life (and afterlife). Chad's a simple guy with simple interests: babes, beers, and bud. And lacrosse. Jack & Nick are far from experts on any of these subjects, so Chad has a lot to teach them. He also spends an unfortunately long time walking them through his extremely upsetting sexual history, starting at a young age and eventually reaching a truly bewildering number of partners. Before this night is over, Jack & Nick will have to discover how to help Chad find his peace... even though he thinks Heaven is a Place on Earth (that's a Dave Matthews song, right?)! Will Jack & Nick survive Chad's harrowing tales of sexual conquest? Is Dave Matthews a fan of Tool? And is that chicken or pizza? Find out all this and more on this week's brew-tastic episode of Ghost Team, Go!

FEATURING Kevin "Chad" Pasquarella (@TheChad_27) as Chad Smith.

This week, Jack has been trapped in a horrifying alternate dimension filled with savage mutants, making the team unable to release a regular episode. Listen in for a tale of derring-do as Jack attempts to defeat the mutants and find his way back home, and then sit back and enjoy a GTG classic. New ep next week! Until then, prepare to boldly go where no podcast listener has gone before, because this week (about a year ago) Jack & Nick are live from the set of the little-known 1960s sci-fi TV show Space Searchers! They meet Asian-American actor ghost Lawrence Watanabe, who played Andrew Wulu on Space Searchers, an officer aboard the USS Endeavor! Jack & Nick learn all about Space Searchers and the struggles of being an Asian-American actor in 60s Hollywood, while touring the set of the Endeavor itself! But soon, it becomes apparent that if Lawrence is to find his final resting place, Jack & Nick will have to put on the performance of their lives. What happens on the un-aired final episode of Space Searchers? How authentic is Jack's Scottish accent? And just how long is the Space Searchers theme song? For the answers to these questions and more, begin your own space search, with your friends at Ghost Team, Go!

FEATURING Bryan Yang(@BryanYang) as Lawrence Watanabe.

Rewatch The Butterfly Effect and try not to bang your own dad, because this week Ghost Team, Go! is travelling through time! While posted up in a boring old alley hoping to run into the ghost of a mugger/muggee/etc, Jack & Nick instead run into NJ, a ghost from the near future with portents of doom! NJ tells them all about the future, but sticks mostly to the fact that Big Science has turned it into a horrifying hellscape! And while NJ has come to protect our heroes, there are other TimeGhosts on the way with one directive: wipe out Ghost Team, Go! If Jack & Nick are going to save the future, they must use all their wits, all their wiles, and even come face-to-face with their greatest enemies... themselves?! Will Jack & Nick save the past to stop the future (or whatever)? Why are nerds so angry all the time? And how big is Hellboy's big arm? Find out on this week's wibbly wobbly episode of Ghost Team, Go!

FEATURING Sam as NJ.

Polish your balls, and make some good calls (as like a referee or whatever) because this week Ghost Team, Go! is live from a basketball court! Jack and Nick reunite, escape from the woods, and find themselves stranded at a long-abandoned b-ball court in Colorado. Things start really looking up when our heroes find themselves face-to-face with the ghost of famous basketball player Laurie "Big Red" Sherm! He teaches the boys all about life in the 60s, from the extremely lax child labor laws to the exceedingly dangerous rules of 60s basketball. But as the evening drags on, Laurie tales become more and more questionable, and soon it's looking like Jack & Nick will have to help him perform a terrible deed before the night is out! Will Jack & Nick escape from the court without violating their strict moral code? Will Laurie find his questionable peace? And what really happened to JFK? Find out all this and more on this week's outrageous new episode of Ghost Team, Go!

FEATURING JP Roy (@IAmJPRoy) as Laurie "Big Red" Sherm.