Ghost Team, Go!

This week on Ghost Team, Go! a horrible, giant saw-related disaster at a spooky sawmill has left Jack & Nick seperated and unable to record an episode! Tune in to hear the whole story, and worry not: a brand new episode will be out next week! Until then, enjoy a GTG classic: grab your go-bag and a bunch of canned food: this week (a while ago), Ghost Team, Go! is live from a bunker! That's right, Jack & Nick have stumbled upon an underground shelter built by paranoid phantom Tim Bunkenholz. Tim takes your heroes on a tour of his bunker, showing off his various safety measures and defensive weapons. But the longer Jack & Nick spend underground, the more uneasy they feel... Tim's obsession with safety has reached dangerous levels since the presidential election, and they're going to have to think fast if they ever want to make it back to the surface! Will Jack & Nick escape from Bunkenholz's bunker? Who won the election? And can you kill a man with bubble wrap? Find out on this week's episode of Ghost Team, Go!

FEATURING Tim Unkenholz (@TimUnken) as Tim Bunkenholz.

Get out your tissues and cry out "I miss you!", because this week Ghost Team, Go! is live from a cemetery. But not just any cemetery... it's a cemetery for kids! Hoping to meet a ghostly kid with a tragic tale, Jack & Nick instead run into Vincent Copparelli, a hardboiled loose-cannon ghost cop! Copparelli's full of grisly tales from his life on the police force and his afterlife working for the Rest In Peace Department, but it soon becomes clear that he might be more than a little unhinged. According to Officer Copparelli, he specialized in kid crime, and most of the kids buried at this cemetary are actually hardened criminals that he put in the ground himself! Soon, our heroes realize they may need to think fast to avoid becoming the two fattest people at the whole graveyard. Will Jack & Nick escape the cemetery with their bones and stuff intact? Is it easy to squish a teacup pig? And where does the PTO come into all of this? Find out on this exciting new episode of Ghost Team, Go!

FEATURING Glenn Marshall (@DoubleSleepover) as Officer Vincent Copparelli.

Cover your head and try not to get dead, this week Ghost Team, Go! is live from a safe room! While exploring the suburbs and looking for a hearty haunting, Jack & Nick get themselves sucked down a mysterious chute and into a secret basement room, where they find five ghosts! Bobert, Wanda, D'Angelo, Lucy, and Jeffrey Barker have been down here since before Y2K, and things are starting to get a little tense. Jack & Nick do their best to keep a handle on their biggest interview ever while the Barker family teaches them all about Y2K, safe room livin', and their idea of what post-apocalyptic surface life must be like. But like any family, the Barkers have a couple of skeletons in their closets, and certain shocking truths will need to be revealed before Jack & Nick can escape. Will Jack & Nick discover the secret of the chute? What's the deal with Twitter? And can I go play video games now? Find out all this and more on this week's harrowing and hilarious episode of Ghost Team, Go!

FEATURING Will Bosha (@GaucheBosh) as The Barker Family.

Live from a Safe Room - A Family of Ghosts by Jack & Nick

Get ready to shop till you flop, because this week, Ghost Team, Go! is live from a store! On a late-night search from some tasty bread, Jack & Nick somehow find themselves at a closed-down and decrepit storefront that was once Gutters & Shutters Cleaning, a successful exterior-only cleaning company. It's not long before they run into its erstwhile owner, the ghostly Clouis Murr. He tells Nick & Jack about the perils of entrepreneurship and also gives some fascinating gutter-cleaning tips for the listeners! But not everything is gutters and bread for ol' Clouis; he's got a closet full of dark family secrets, not least of all the horrible accident caused by his son's firearm-based workout program. Will Jack & Nick resolve Clouis' family issues? How long can one safely sit in a hot tub? And do you really need your ears? Find out this week on Ghost Team, Go!

FEATURING Keele Howard-Stone (@KeeleHStone) as Clouis Murr.

Put on your suit... your law-suit, that is! This week Ghost Team, Go! is live from a courtroom! Stranded in a small southern town after yet another misadventure, Jack & Nick find themselves in the court of the Honorable Ghost Judge Denver Boggs, a fascinating spirit with much to teach our heroes about the law. Unfortunately, he teaches them none of it before informing them that they'll acting as lawyers in tonight's ghost court! Ghostly brothers Cleetus and Hogart Beetus are suing each other over ownership of their family farm, and with Nick acting as prosecutor with Jack as public defender, things are sure to get extremely confusing. Will Jack & Nick become legendary lawyers? Will justice be served? And how many burritos is too many burritos? Find out on this week's episode of Ghost Team, Go!

FEATURING Matt Hunziker (@MattHunzi) as Denver Boggs.

Ready your pole and carve up a hole: this week Ghost Team, Go! is live from a frozen lake! Having finally escaped from a horrible tunnel and finding themselves in rural Minnesota, Jack & Nick venture into a spooky shack where they meet ghostly ice fisherman Leif Kowalski. Leif teaches our heroes all about the finer points of ice fishing, fish-salting, and rural Minnesotan life. Jack, Nick, and Leif share a meal and some extremely witty banter; Leif's only been a ghost a month and is taking it like a real champ! But behind his friendly exterior lies a nest of repressed desires, and the harrowing tale of his icy demise. Will Jack & Nick get to the bottom of Leif's frozen secrets? Can a ghost fish learn to talk? And how much cheese can you fit in a bucket? Find out all this and more on this week's chilling episode of Ghost Team, Go!

FEATURING Bryan Yang (@BryanYang) as Leif Kowalski.

This week on Ghost Team, Go!... disaster! Heartbreak! Terror! Jack & Nick have been horribly trapped in the completely ghost-free Green Man Tunnel. Unable to find a ghost and forced to fight for their lives against the horrible Greenmen, this week they're forced to re-release a GTG classic. Ghost Team, Go! will be back with a brand new episode next Wednesday, but until then, get ready for a bargain that you can't refuse, because this week (about a year ago) Jack & Nick are (were) live from a Pawn Shop! Hoping to unload some of their expensive ghost equipment to alleviate some new debts, our heroes find themselves chatting with pawn shop owners Dick and The Old Man. But these two drive a harder bargain than anyone could've guessed. Will they get a good deal on their old junk? Do late-night pawn shops smell extra bad, or normal bad? And why has no one ever seen Johnny Cash and The Old Man in the same room? Find out this week on Ghost Team, Go!

FEATURING Pete Mutino (@PrisonPete) as The Old Man and Dick.

Watch out for PETA while you study trilobita, because this week Ghost Team, Go! is live from a kill shelter! Jack & Nick head down to the most notorious abandoned animal shelter around in hopes of rescuing an adorable ghost pet to call their own, but end up with an embarrassment of riches when they run into ghostly evolutionary biologist Mahvin Darwin. Mahvin, the lesser-known brother of the famous Charles Darwin, gives Jack & Nick an earful as he teaches them all about biology and explains how his brother stole most of his research! Mahvin walks them through his own unique system of animal classification, as well as expounding on some of the differences between living animals, ghost animals, and bears. But there's more to this unsung genius than meets the eye, as his true secret is his own, original theory of evolution: the Theory of Transformers. Will Jack & Nick learn the true nature of Mahvin's theory? Can a bird turn into a tuna? And what exactly is The Spludge? Find out on this terrifying (and educational) episode of Ghost Team, Go!

FEATURING Sam as Mahvin Darwin.

Chomp down some borscht and pickle a horse, this week Ghost Team, Go! is live from a Russian supermarket! Jack & Nick arrive investigating an extremely powerful electromagnetic field and an even more powerful odor, hoping to find both ghosts and extremely valuable ghost cheese! What they actually find is Harrison, a ghost and sole employee of the store. Harrison's had the place to himself for years, with only his seemingly-possessed shopping cart named Squeaky for company. So, he's more than happy to share his tale with Jack & Nick. They learn all about Russian food, the Russian mob, and what it was like to live in the 70s or 80s or whatever! But all is not as it seems at this friendly supermarket/murder scene. There's a mysterious back room that no visitors are allowed to see, and Squeaky the shopping cart hides a secret deep within his rusty bars. Will Jack & Nick discover the secret of the supermarket? What's Harrison hiding in the storage closet? And is pickled raven any good? Find out all this and more on this week's heartwarming episode of Ghost Team, Go!

FEATURING David Oehler (@YakvidTheBrave) as Harrison.