Quinn (co-host of the podcast “Matt and Quinn Watch A Thing”) shows up to discuss Youth Topics and play Food Games. Plus: Matt apologizes to everyone everywhere.

It’s the episode of Giant Electric Penguin Aunt Nancy doesn’t want you to hear! In this one, Matt puts his foot down; Daniel the Dragon goes fishing; and Chip learns a new skill.

It’s time for another one. In this episode, Prince Charming gets mixed up with an unsavory family; Abraham Lincoln leaves Baby Heaven; and Matt can’t remember where that bird came from. And that’s only Part 1! See you at the Crossroads!

Don’t even worry about it. In this episode of the podcast, Matt learns about computer programming; Nathaniel gets revenge on his mother; and a time traveler tries to save America.

It’s a new episode of that show you like. In this one, Matt stops bathing; Danny DeVito takes a tough tumble; and a father and son suffer unending Lovecraftian terror at Piada Italian Street Food. Plus: disturbing facts about seagulls; an idiot rages against buttholes; and Matt says goodbye to a dear friend.

Hi. In this episode, Matt gets hydrated; Tom Brady takes the Crazy Boys to court; and Gizmo takes a chill pill…literally. All that and April Fools pranks galore! Let’s go!

In this episode of Giant Electric Penguin, Matt visits the Boyzone; Lori makes a collect call to Hell; and The Flash gets snubbed by the Academy. Plus: we induct a new group of jerks into Idiot Jail (AKA the Giant Electric Penguin Hall of Shame)!

It’s the 53rd episode of the podcast, everyone! In this one, Matt buys an adult video; Clowndoll forgets to hold his breath; and James Bond ruins Denise Richards for your favorite podcaster.

Thank heavens for new episodes! In this one, Kat goes to Heaven, Weird Al goes to Hell, and Bill goes to outer space. Plus: Matt goes to church; Seven has a water gun fight with God; and Dig ‘Em honors an American hero.

Beep! Beep! New episode alert! In this one, Calvin pees what we’re all thinking; the HOA demands allegiance; and Matt adopts a canine companion. Plus: a full recap of last night’s Big Game!