It’s the 50th episode of the podcast and we’ve got nothing. Sorry. In this one, Bjork watches TV; Link gets caught shoplifting; and Matt makes a list. Also: we present a former guest with an extremely prestigious award.

In this episode, the teenage population of Texas gets a stern talking to; Bobi survives a massacre; and Matt wants a mall cookie. Plus: the first entry in our yearlong exploration to find the weirdest thing on Tubi. This week: CHRISTIAN MINGLE: THE MOVIE.

In this podcast episode, Matt injures his little butt; Donald Trump hangs ten; and the Beverage Guy lets everyone down. Plus: 10 Euphemisms For Sex You Can Use At Your Next Dinner Party.

Happy New Year! We’re finally back, and not a moment too soon. In this episode, Miss Daisy shares her secret recipe; Barry Sanders makes a classy touchdown; and Dad loves Jellyroll. Plus: Matt accidentally laughs at Michael Bolton; Mickey Mouse enters the public domain; and Zack Snyder forgets an essential ingredient.

Do you hear what I hear? If it’s the final GEP episode of the year, than, yes. In this very special holiday episode, Matt witnesses a crime at Ulta Beauty; Casper Van Dien hunts a killer tornado; and Gerald McRaney eats a trash can full of hobo stew. Also: Matt picks his favorite Christmas Movie of the Year!

It’s a new episode! In this one, Matt watches two females share a single glass; Pot Pot Habangmedyas bench presses a horse; and Matt reviews the 2022 holiday classic A CHRISTMAS KAREN! It’s almost too much glory for one hole to handle!

The latest episode of the podcast is here, and this is it! In this one, Matt pays it forward (until he doesn’t); Nick Minaj and JFK share a meal in cyberspace; and Chainsaw Man finally makes his first appearance on the podcast. Plus: parents and kids battle it out in the Common Sense Media comments section; Little Matt draws a controversial picture; and Larry hates Rude Dog.

In this episode, Matt learns his lesson, Agnes signs a contract and Manny enjoys an evening at the cinema. Also: 10 Paul Simon Songs You Must Listen To Right Now! Special guest: The Hobo.

We’ve got Cabbage Fever at GEP, and we can’t wait to infect you! In this one, Matt shares the good news of Dianetics; Jeff Goldblum visits Babyland General Hospital; and the Vlasic Pickle Stork gets a side job. All that, plus Paul Simon visits Jamaica; Xavier Roberts takes a magical hike; and Charles Bronson buys his grandkids a Koosa.

In this one, Matt gives a book report; America goes crazy for Cabbage Patch Kids; and Little Orphan Annie wants your soul. Also: Andrew Dice Clay; Child’s Play; YNW Melly; Hard Rock Nick; Muppets; the Nintendo Wii; the McDonald’s Big Breakfast; childhood nightmares; and Professor Snape commits a murder.