We’re throwing a Labor Day party up in here! In this episode, Matt drinks a soda; the Barenaked Ladies get some mail; and we honor the legacy of Momo. Also: learning to fly; Tik Tok perverts; Slender Man; maggots; Hollywood sexism; Toby Keith; The Rake; and a tribute to Jimmy Buffett.

In this episode, Matt gets the masculine urge to eat a pizza; Sister Irene is nearly injured by a falling crucifix; and a giant baby head sticks it to the woke crowd. Also: The Nun; mashed potatoes; hot grandmas; hungry hippos; and wooden spoons.

Aw geez, we got a good one for you this week. In this episode, Bobby Darin reconnects with the youth; Kevin Spacey dances with a little boy; and Matt reviews the 2004 film BEYOND THE SEA. So, grab a copy of the Milwaukee White Pages, light up a clove cigarette and get ready to rock n’ roll.

Splish splash! In this episode, we’re tossing babies into the deep end of the pool; Lollipop is breaking and entering; and Sad Sack can’t stop stepping on lobsters. Join Matt for a shower rendezvous you won’t soon forget.

In this episode, Matt talks to his pal Glenn (@thequestforlegends) about comic books, online friendship and regrets. Glenn introduces Matt to televangelist Ernest Angely in the very first edition of Tell Me Something I Don’t Know. And the boys play a round of This Or That.

In this very special post-vacation episode, Matt asks to see the vegan options at Aldean’s; the Queen of Winter nearly falls to her death; and Matt and Quinn share their Top 5 Favorite Vacation Bites in the podcast crossover America’s been clamoring for!

Get ready for a Mega Meme Report starring Xenomorph Santa, Hermey the Torture King of the North Pole and a whole sports squad worth of wisemen! Plus, a very special film review.

What’s that smell? Why it’s a brand new episode of GEP! In this one, Matt introduces two new segments you’re sure to love: LET’S TALK ABOUT STAR WARS and NAME THAT ZEALOT. Also: Kevin turns killbot; Ed Alonzo jerks it; and Sandy Duncan narrowly avoids a grenade attack.

Spend a few holy moments with Giant Electric Penguin. In this episode, Lionel gets a haunted lap dance; a monk and a hermit walk into a Guy’s American Kitchen & Bar; and Matt receives a book in the mail.

Get ready for a real summertime tex mex sex fest! In this episode, Moses kicks some butt; Elliot Gould gets a free trip to Australia; Santa gets stood up by the whole world; and Matt tries to get in the Summertime Spirit.