It’s the end of the world as we know it, but the Bakker Boys are on the case! No need for conCERN! Grab a packet of creamy wheat and hold on tight!

A look back at the first nine episodes of GEP! In this one, Matt gives the Seven Deadly Sins a much needed glow up; delves deeper into the sexy world of pocket monsters; and apologizes to Gen Z for probably not the last time.

In this episode, Matt dives deeper into the enduring myth of Bloody Mary. Also: what do Apple Mary, Prince Valiant and Funky Winkerbean have in common? Well, nothing yet…but the possibilities are endless!

In this one: Buffalo Tom wishes Matt’s dad a happy birthday, an altar call yields disastrous results and Matt describes how OCD and the Bloody Mary Game ruined a large portion of his life. DO NOT listen to this episode in the bathroom (unless Cockroach is outside guarding the door).

In this post-Oscars comedown (recorded 3 weeks before the Oscars telecast), Matt applies for Ladonian citizenship. Plus: Who’s the sexiest Pokémon? The answer might surprise you. And will definitely make you throw up.

It’s GEP’s 1st Annual Academy Awards Spectacular! The glitz! The glamour! The spatula! It’s all here! Plus: a very special Oscars Edition of Last 2 Movies.

I’m thinking Giant Electric Penguin is back. This one’s got it all: Computers vs. Humans! John Wick vs. Herman Mankiewicz! Would You Rather questions vs funny Would You Rather questions! It’s an all out brawl of epic proportions!

Hi. In this one we learn some disturbing facts about our first President, Matt gets some hate mail and we explore a stand-up comedy career that never was.

Here. Have some more show. In this episode Matt attends SatanCon 2023, interviews an actual no-foolin’ angel and pits two movies against each other in a grudge match for horror supremacy!

Episode 2 time, y’all! In this episode Matt watches the most important documentary ever made, “Revival of Evil.” Plus: find out how many times the Smurfs have visited Hell and learn which emoji those fat cat Generation Z-ers don’t want you to use.