Giant Mess

Giant Mess

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  • Biggest Giants Comeback Win in 74 YEARS, Plus Mets Bright Spots for 2024 | Giant Mess

    In this "Giant Mess" New York Giants and NY Mets fan Neal Lynch recaps Big Blue's biggest comeback win in 74 years, relays insane stats about Daniel Jones, previews the G-Men's matchup with the San Francisco 49ers on Thursday Night Football, looks back at the Metros' splits in August, reviews the Amazin's inspiring play so far in September, and delivers encouraging stats about Ronny Mauricio, Francisco Lindor, DJ Stewart, Pete Alonso, Kodai Senga, and Jeff McNeil.


    ABOUT "GIANT MESS":

    "Giant Mess" is a sloppy sports and entertainment talk show about New York Giants football, Mets baseball, movies, TV shows, funny stories and life lessons. It's hosted by a giant mess, The Real Cinch Neal Lynch.

     

    ABOUT NEAL LYNCH:

    I'm an Irish-Italian-American who graduated from a Catholic high school (but isn't Catholic), and a college known for producing doctors and lacrosse players, then became neither. Instead, I'm a former college quarterback & pitcher with a film and media studies degree who currently overthinks everything.


    Subscribe to Giant Mess on YouTube: https://bit.ly/GiantMessYT  

     

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    • My Official Blog - http://bit.ly/neallynchBLOG   
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    • 1 hr 6 min
    • The NY Giants' Worst Blowout Loss at Home in 80 YEARS! | Giant Mess

      In this "Giant Mess", New York Giants fan Neal Lynch recaps one of the worst blowout losses in Big Blue's franchise history, a 40-0 shellacking delivered by the Dallas Cowboys at cursed MetLife Stadium. Neal then reveals where this historic defeat ranks amongst the worst blowout losses.

      • The Giants have lost 5 in a row and 12 of their last 13 games to Dallas. 
      • *The Giants are 4-10 in home openers at MetLife.
      • *The Giants are 1-10 vs. Dallas in season openers, including 0-3 at home and 0-2 in MetLife.
      • *The Giants are 23-32-1 on Sunday night, including 6-9 vs. Dallas.
      • Worst loss since 1973.
      • No team has ever...

        • Lost 40-0 or worse
        • Lost the sack battle 7-0 or worse
        • Lost the turnover battle 3-0 (or worse)
        • Had a blocked FG returned for a TD
        • Threw a pick-6
        • ...in the same 𝙨𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙤𝙣. 

          The Giants did it all in one game.

          • The Giants' 171 total yards was their lowest total since they gained 155 yards at Chicago on Jan. 2, 2022.
          • The Giants' 63 net passing yards was their lowest figure since they finished with minus-6 in that loss to the Bears two seasons ago.
          • Giants offensive line allowed 7 sacks and 12 quarterback hits, 20 pressures and 23 hurries
          • Daniel Jones was pressured on 66.7% of his dropbacks which was the most in the NFL, 13.6% more than any other QB.
          • The Giants suffered the most one-sided opening day loss in their history, overtaking another home loss to the Cowboys. On Sept. 4, 1995, they fell to Dallas in Giants Stadium, 35-0.
          • The 40-point defeat was the Giants' largest in the regular season since Nov. 4, 1973, when they lost to the Raiders in Oakland, 42-0. They lost an NFC divisional playoff game on Jan. 5, 1994, in San Francisco, 44-3.
          • The Cowboys' 40 points were the most allowed by the Giants in their season opener since a 42-40 victory at Green Bay on Sept. 19, 1971.
          • The Giants' halftime deficit was 26-0, their largest in a regular season game since Jan. 3, 2010, when they trailed in Minnesota at the half, 31-0.
          • According to the Elias Sports Bureau, the last time Giants opponents scored two non-offensive touchdowns to start a season was 1944.

          • ABOUT "GIANT MESS":

            "Giant Mess" is a sloppy sports and entertainment talk show about New York Giants football, Mets baseball, movies, TV shows, funny stories and life lessons. It's hosted by a giant mess, The Real Cinch Neal Lynch.

             

            ABOUT NEAL LYNCH:

            I'm an Irish-Italian-American who graduated from a Catholic high school (but isn't Catholic), and a college known for producing doctors and lacrosse players, then became neither. Instead, I'm a former college quarterback & pitcher with a film and media studies degree who currently overthinks everything.


            Subscribe to Giant Mess on YouTube: https://bit.ly/GiantMessYT  

             

            Follow me on:

            My Official Blog - http://bit.ly/neallynchBLOG   

            Giant Mess Facebook Page - http://bit.ly/GiantMessFB  

            Twitter - http://bit.ly/NealLynchTW 

            Instagram - http://bit.ly/NealLynchIG 

            Subscribe to Giant Mess on Apple Podcasts - http://bit.ly/GiantMessApple 

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            1 hr 2 min
          • Gettin' Hygge With It, Takotsubo, Pete Alonso Trade, Giants Roster Cuts | Giant Mess

            In this "Giant Mess", Neal Lynch talks about his first time at Topgolf, a boozy brunch date in Philly, a fantasy football draft weekend in the Poconos, Broken Heart Syndrome, the Mets retiring Doc Gooden and Darryl Strawberry's numbers, the debate over extending Pete Alonso or trading him in the offseason, the Giants trade for Isaiah Simmons, and Big Blue roster cuts.


            ABOUT "GIANT MESS":

            "Giant Mess" is a sloppy sports and entertainment talk show about New York Giants football, Mets baseball, movies, TV shows, funny stories and life lessons. It's hosted by a giant mess, The Real Cinch Neal Lynch.

             

            ABOUT NEAL LYNCH:

            I'm an Irish-Italian-American who graduated from a Catholic high school (but isn't Catholic), and a college known for producing doctors and lacrosse players, then became neither. Instead, I'm a former college quarterback & pitcher with a film and media studies degree who currently overthinks everything.


            Subscribe to Giant Mess on YouTube: https://bit.ly/GiantMessYT  

             

            Follow me on:

            My Official Blog - http://bit.ly/neallynchBLOG   

            Giant Mess Facebook Page - http://bit.ly/GiantMessFB  

            Twitter - http://bit.ly/NealLynchTW 

            Instagram - http://bit.ly/NealLynchIG 

            Subscribe to Giant Mess on Apple Podcasts - http://bit.ly/GiantMessApple 

            Subscribe to Giant Mess on Spotify - http://bit.ly/GiantMessSpotify 

            2 hr 22 min
          • Peaches 'n' Bees, Quarterback Docs, Mets Misery, Giants-Lions Reaction | Giant Mess

            In this "Giant Mess", Neal Lynch recaps his first open-air pig roast, a swamp-@ss brunch, his first ultrasound echocardiogram, the Peaches 'n' Sunflowers Festival at Shady Brook Farm, the 3-part docuseries "Arnold" about Arnold Schwarzenegger, the Neflix docuseries Quarterback featuring Patrick Mahomes, Kirk Cousins, and Marcus Mariota, the Untold Johnny Manziel documentary movie, where the Mets went wrong, potential September call-ups, how the 2024 roster might look, plus a reaction to the Giants preseason opener against the Lions.


            ABOUT "GIANT MESS":

            "Giant Mess" is a sloppy sports and entertainment talk show about New York Giants football, Mets baseball, movies, TV shows, funny stories and life lessons. It's hosted by a giant mess, The Real Cinch Neal Lynch.

             

            ABOUT NEAL LYNCH:

            I'm an Irish-Italian-American who graduated from a Catholic high school (but isn't Catholic), and a college known for producing doctors and lacrosse players, then became neither. Instead, I'm a former college quarterback & pitcher with a film and media studies degree who currently overthinks everything.


            Subscribe to Giant Mess on YouTube: https://bit.ly/GiantMessYT  

             

            Follow me on:

            My Official Blog - http://bit.ly/neallynchBLOG   

            Giant Mess Facebook Page - http://bit.ly/GiantMessFB  

            Twitter - http://bit.ly/NealLynchTW 

            Instagram - http://bit.ly/NealLynchIG 

            Subscribe to Giant Mess on Apple Podcasts - http://bit.ly/GiantMessApple 

            Subscribe to Giant Mess on Spotify - http://bit.ly/GiantMessSpotify 

            2 hr 21 min
          • Bleeding Ears at Giggleberry Fair, Mets Trade Deadline Moves, Giants Sign Saquon & AT | Giant Mess

            In this "Giant Mess", delusional Giants-Mets fan and girl dad Neal Lynch recaps his trips to Giggleberry Fair and the 4-H Fair, breaks down the Mets trades at the MLB Trade Deadline, reacts to the contract extension for Andrew Thomas and Saquon Barkley signing the franchise tag, and Giants training camp reports, plus which tier does Daniel Jones belong in?


            ABOUT "GIANT MESS":

            "Giant Mess" is a sloppy sports and entertainment talk show about New York Giants football, Mets baseball, movies, TV shows, funny stories and life lessons. It's hosted by a giant mess, The Real Cinch Neal Lynch.

             

            ABOUT NEAL LYNCH:

            I'm an Irish-Italian-American who graduated from a Catholic high school (but isn't Catholic), and a college known for producing doctors and lacrosse players, then became neither. Instead, I'm a former college quarterback & pitcher with a film and media studies degree who currently overthinks everything.


            Subscribe to Giant Mess on YouTube: https://bit.ly/GiantMessYT  

             

            Follow me on:

            • My Official Blog - http://bit.ly/neallynchBLOG   
            • Giant Mess Facebook Page - http://bit.ly/GiantMessFB  
            • Twitter - http://bit.ly/NealLynchTW 
            • Instagram - http://bit.ly/NealLynchIG 
            • Subscribe to Giant Mess on Apple Podcasts - http://bit.ly/GiantMessApple 
            • Subscribe to Giant Mess on Spotify - http://bit.ly/GiantMessSpotify 

            • 2 hr 28 min
            • The Palace of Pleasure Never Fails, Plus Out-Laws, 65, They Cloned Tyrone Movie Reviews | Giant Mess

              In this "Giant Mess", beta gamma bum Neal Lynch recaps his week-long trip to SOuth Carolina to visit family with his daughter, and review The Out-Laws starring Adam Devine, Pierce Brosnan, Nina Dobrev, and Ellen Barkin, 65 starring Adam Driver, and They Cloned Tyrone starring Jamie Foxx, John Boyega, and Teyonah Parris.


              ABOUT "GIANT MESS":

              "Giant Mess" is a sloppy sports and entertainment talk show about New York Giants football, Mets baseball, movies, TV shows, funny stories and life lessons. It's hosted by a giant mess, The Real Cinch Neal Lynch.

               

              ABOUT NEAL LYNCH:

              I'm an Irish-Italian-American who graduated from a Catholic high school (but isn't Catholic), and a college known for producing doctors and lacrosse players, then became neither. Instead, I'm a former college quarterback & pitcher with a film and media studies degree who currently overthinks everything.


              Subscribe to Giant Mess on YouTube: https://bit.ly/GiantMessYT  

               

              Follow me on:

              • My Official Blog - http://bit.ly/neallynchBLOG   
              • Giant Mess Facebook Page - http://bit.ly/GiantMessFB  
              • Twitter - http://bit.ly/NealLynchTW 
              • Instagram - http://bit.ly/NealLynchIG 
              • Subscribe to Giant Mess on Apple Podcasts - http://bit.ly/GiantMessApple 
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              • 1 hr 54 min
              • Epic Pre-K Graduation, Hectic Virginia Wedding, Matchmaking's Making Me Crazy | Giant Mess S4E1

                In this "Giant Mess", single dad Neal Lynch breaks down the Parent Teacher Conference, Avatar: Way of Water, Extraction 2, Creed III, and Indiana Jones, plus recaps of a fratastic dinner with college buddies at Legaseas, the memorial service for his grandmother, his daughter's pre-K graduation, his friend's wedding in Charlottesville, Virginia, 4th of July week on Block Island, and tries not to sound like a total doosher while weighing the pros and cons of matchmaking.


                ABOUT "GIANT MESS":

                "Giant Mess" is a sloppy sports and entertainment talk show about New York Giants football, Mets baseball, movies, TV shows, funny stories and life lessons. It's hosted by a giant mess, The Real Cinch Neal Lynch.

                 

                ABOUT NEAL LYNCH:

                I'm an Irish-Italian-American who graduated from a Catholic high school (but isn't Catholic), and a college known for producing doctors and lacrosse players, then became neither. Instead, I'm a former college quarterback & pitcher with a film and media studies degree who currently overthinks everything.


                Subscribe to Giant Mess on YouTube: https://bit.ly/GiantMessYT  

                 

                Follow me on:

                • My Official Blog - http://bit.ly/neallynchBLOG   
                • Giant Mess Facebook Page - http://bit.ly/GiantMessFB  
                • Twitter - http://bit.ly/NealLynchTW 
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                • Subscribe to Giant Mess on Apple Podcasts - http://bit.ly/GiantMessApple 
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                • 2 hr 15 min
                • Why 'The Flash' Isn't A Failure, How Michael Keaton & Sasha Calle Saved The DC Universe | Giant Mess

                  In this episode of "Giant Mess", superhero movie fanatic Neal Lynch review 2023's The Flash starring Ezra Miller, Michael Keaton, and Sasha Calle and explains why the penultimate release from the DCEU wasn't a total dud.


                  SYNOPSIS FROM IMDB:

                  "Worlds collide in 'The Flash' when Barry Allen uses his superpowers to travel back in time in order to change the events of the past. 

                  But when his attempt to save his family inadvertently alters the future, Barry becomes trapped in a reality in which General Zod has returned, threatening annihilation, and there are no Super Heroes to turn to. 

                  That is, unless Barry can coax a very different Batman out of retirement and rescue an imprisoned Kryptonian... albeit not the one he's looking for. 

                  Ultimately, to save the world that he is in and return to the future that he knows, Barry's only hope is to race for his life. But will making the ultimate sacrifice be enough to reset the universe?"

                  Director: Andy Muschietti

                  Producers: Barbara Muschietti and Michael Disco 

                  Writer:  Christina Hodson

                  Story by: John Francis Daley & Jonathan Goldstein, Joby Harold

                  Cast:

                  Ezra Miller as Barry Allen / The Flash

                  Ben Affleck as Bruce Wayne / Batman

                  Sasha Calle as Kara Zor-El / Supergirl

                  Michael Shannon as General Zod

                  Ron Livingston as Barry's dad, Henry Allen

                  Maribel Verdú as Barry's mom, Nora Allen

                  Kiersey Clemons as journalist Iris West

                  Michael Keaton as Bruce Wayne / Batman


                  ABOUT "GIANT MESS":

                  "Giant Mess" is a sloppy sports and entertainment talk show about New York Giants football, Mets baseball, movies, TV shows, funny stories and life lessons. It's hosted by a giant mess, The Real Cinch Neal Lynch.

                   

                  ABOUT NEAL LYNCH:

                  I'm an Irish-Italian-American who graduated from a Catholic high school (but isn't Catholic), and a college known for producing doctors and lacrosse players, then became neither. Instead, I'm a former college quarterback & pitcher with a film and media studies degree who currently overthinks everything.


                  Subscribe to Giant Mess on YouTube: https://bit.ly/GiantMessYT  

                   

                  Follow me on:

                  My Official Blog - http://bit.ly/neallynchBLOG   

                  Giant Mess Facebook Page - http://bit.ly/GiantMessFB  

                  Twitter - http://bit.ly/NealLynchTW 

                  Instagram - http://bit.ly/NealLynchIG 

                  Subscribe to Giant Mess on Apple Podcasts - http://bit.ly/GiantMessApple 

                  Subscribe to Giant Mess on Spotify - http://bit.ly/GiantMessSpotify 

                  2 hr 19 min
                • Mets Test Our Faith, Saquon Barkley Speaks, Father's Day, Black Mirror S6 Review | Giant Mess

                  In this "Giant Mess", Neal Lynch breaks down the New York Mets series vs the Yankees and Cardinals then previews the upcoming matchups agains the Astros and Phillies, plus reactions to Saquon Barkley speaking out about his contract negotiations with the NY Giants, the crazy pay disparity between NFL running backs vs other position groups, a recap of Father's Day weekend, and a review of Black Mirror Season 6.


                  ABOUT "GIANT MESS":

                  "Giant Mess" is a sloppy sports and entertainment talk show about New York Giants football, Mets baseball, movies, TV shows, funny stories and life lessons. It's hosted by a giant mess, The Real Cinch Neal Lynch.

                   

                  ABOUT NEAL LYNCH:

                  I'm an Irish-Italian-American who graduated from a Catholic high school (but isn't Catholic), and a college known for producing doctors and lacrosse players, then became neither. Instead, I'm a former college quarterback and pitcher turned over-analyst.

                   

                  Leave a voicemail at (862) 248-1986.

                   

                  Subscribe to Giant Mess on YouTube: https://bit.ly/GiantMessYT  

                   

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                  Subscribe to Giant Mess on Apple Podcasts - http://bit.ly/GiantMessApple 

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                  2 hr 1 min
                • Why John Wick: Chapter 4 Is A Killer End To The Best Action Movie Franchise (REVIEW) | Giant Mess

                  In this "Giant Mess", movie lover Neal Lynch reviews John Wick: Chapter 4 and explains why it was an extremely fulfilling conclusion to one of the best, if not the best, action movie franchise of all.

                  LOGLINE:

                  John Wick (Keanu Reeves) uncovers a path to defeating The High Table. But before he can earn his freedom, Wick must face off against a new enemy with powerful alliances across the globe and forces that turn old friends into foes.

                  DETAILS:

                  • Rating: R 
                  • Genre: Action
                  • Release Date (Theaters): Mar 24, 2023  Wide
                  • Runtime: 2h 49m
                  • Distributor: Lionsgate
                  • Director: Chad Stahelski
                  • Writers:

                    • Shay Hatten
                    • Michael Finch
                    • Derek Kolstad
                    • CAST:

                      • Keanu Reeves as Jardani Jovanovich / Jonathan "John" Wick, now hunted by the High Table.
                      • Donnie Yen as Caine, a blind High Table assassin and an old friend of John Wick.
                      • Bill Skarsgård as the Marquis Vincent de Gramont, a powerful member of the High Table whose position is challenged by John Wick
                      • Laurence Fishburne as the Bowery King, a former underground crime boss who was left for dead by the High Table and is now sponsoring John Wick.
                      • Hiroyuki Sanada as Shimazu Koji, the manager of the Osaka Continental Hotel and an old friend of John Wick
                      • Shamier Anderson as the Tracker / Mr. Nobody, a bounty hunter pursuing Wick.
                      • Lance Reddick as Charon, the concierge at the Continental Hotel in New York.
                      • Rina Sawayama as Akira, Koji's daughter and concierge of the Osaka Continental
                      • Scott Adkins as Killa, the head of the German Table
                      • Ian McShane as Winston Scott, the manager of the New York Continental Hotel
                      • Clancy Brown portrays the Harbinger, a high-ranking operative of the High Table
                      • Natalia Tena portrays Katia, John Wick's adoptive sister;
                      • Marko Zaror portrays Chidi, the right-hand man of the Marquis de Gramont
                      • George Georgiou appears as the Elder, the "Man Above the (High) Table"
                      • Bridget Moynahan appears as John's late wife, Helen
                      • ABOUT "GIANT MESS":

                        "Giant Mess" is a sloppy sports and entertainment talk show that's all over the map. From New York Giants football and Mets baseball to movies and TV shows, to funny stories and painful life lessons. It's hosted by a giant mess, The Real Cinch Neal Lynch.

                         

                        ABOUT NEAL LYNCH:

                        I'm an Irish-Italian-American who graduated from a Catholic high school (but isn't Catholic), and a college known for producing doctors and lacrosse players, then became neither. Instead, I'm a former college quarterback and pitcher turned over-thinker who's just trying to understand what the H is going on.

                        Voicemail: (862) 248-1986.

                        Subscribe to Giant Mess on YouTube: https://bit.ly/GiantMessYT  

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                        • 1 hr 19 min

                        About Giant Mess

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                        Giant Mess is a super sloppy and weird sports and entertainment podcast hosted by a giant mess, the Real Cinch Neal Lynch. On the show, Neal covers New York Giants football, Mets baseball, movies, and…