Giant Mess

By Neal Lynch

Giant Mess is a super sloppy and weird sports and entertainment podcast hosted by a giant mess, the Real Cinch Neal Lynch. On the show, Neal covers New York Giants football, Mets baseball, movies, and... more

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How many episodes does Giant Mess have?

The podcast currently has 263 episodes available.

Giant Mess episodes:

September 15, 2022A Cordial Divorcee Dinner, My First Post-Divorce Date, Bday Cards Are BS | Giant Mess S3 Ep15
In this "Giant Mess", sad single dad Neal Lynch recaps his long Labor Day Weekend trip to Block Island, Rhode Island, where he spread his cheeks as Mike Honcho and the mudslides flowed like the salmon of capistrano. Also broached:
The deadly duo of Ballgame and Monster

Matchmaking 101

Shrimp cocktail etiquette

Queen Elizabeth's passing

Getting eviscerated by friends for how I'm handling my divorce

A "cordial" dinner with the ex-wife for our daughter's birthday.

My first date since getting divorced

The atrocities that are greeting cards

My daughter's first ride on the new bike
ABOUT "GIANT MESS":
"Giant Mess" is a sloppy sports and entertainment talk show that covers the New York Giants, New York Mets, movies, TV, comedy and more, hosted by a giant mess, Neal Lynch.
ABOUT NEAL LYNCH:
I'm an Irish-Italian-American who graduated from a Catholic high school (but isn't Catholic), and earned a couple overpriced degrees from a college known for producing doctors and lacrosse players, then became neither. Instead, I tell stories.
Leave a voicemail at (862) 248-1986.
Subscribe to Giant Mess on YouTube: https://bit.ly/GiantMessYT
Follow me on:
My Official Blog - http://bit.ly/neallynchBLOG

Giant Mess Facebook Page - http://bit.ly/GiantMessFB

Twitter - http://bit.ly/NealLynchTW

Instagram - http://bit.ly/NealLynchIG

Subscribe to Giant Mess on Apple Podcasts - http://bit.ly/GiantMessApple

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1h 26min
September 15, 2022Mets PTSD: Trying My Best To Fend Off NYM's 2007 and 2008 Collapse Flashbacks | Giant Mess S3 E14
In this "Giant Mess", New York Mets fan Neal Lynch tries his best to not panic as nightmares of the 2007 and 2008 collapses swirl through his mashed potato brain. Max Scherzer hurt. Starling Marte hurt. Darin Ruf, woof. Mark Vientos is real and not spectacular. Mark Canha's first grand slam. Tomas Nido's first home run. One thing's for sure: ANYTHING can happen, especially in the MLB postseason. F the Cardinals.
ABOUT "GIANT MESS":
"Giant Mess" is a sloppy sports and entertainment talk show that covers the New York Giants, New York Mets, movies, TV, comedy and more, hosted by a giant mess, Neal Lynch.
ABOUT NEAL LYNCH:
I'm an Irish-Italian-American who graduated from a Catholic high school (but isn't Catholic), and earned a couple overpriced degrees from a college known for producing doctors and lacrosse players, then became neither. Instead, I tell stories.
Leave a voicemail at (862) 248-1986.
Subscribe to Giant Mess on YouTube: https://bit.ly/GiantMessYT
Follow me on:
My Official Blog - http://bit.ly/neallynchBLOG

Giant Mess Facebook Page - http://bit.ly/GiantMessFB

Twitter - http://bit.ly/NealLynchTW

Instagram - http://bit.ly/NealLynchIG

Subscribe to Giant Mess on Apple Podcasts - http://bit.ly/GiantMessApple

Subscribe to Giant Mess on Spotify - http://bit.ly/GiantMessSpotify
...more
25min
September 15, 2022Overreacting to Giants Beating the Titans, Previewing Home Opener vs Panthers | Giant Mess S3 Ep13
In this "Giant Mess", New York Giants fan Neal Lynch overreacts to Big Blue's big season opening win against the Tennessee Titans including high praise for Saquon Barkley and Wink Martindale's defensive scheme, but concerns and questions about Daniel Jones and Kadarius Toney. Plus, a boozy preview of the home opener against Baker Mayfield, Ben McAdoo, and the sneaky scary Carolina Panthers. Topped off with a whole new RIDICULOUS record prediction.
ABOUT "GIANT MESS":
"Giant Mess" is a sloppy sports and entertainment talk show that covers the New York Giants, New York Mets, movies, TV, comedy and more, hosted by a giant mess, Neal Lynch.
ABOUT NEAL LYNCH:
I'm an Irish-Italian-American who graduated from a Catholic high school (but isn't Catholic), and earned a couple overpriced degrees from a college known for producing doctors and lacrosse players, then became neither. Instead, I tell stories.
Leave a voicemail at (862) 248-1986.
Subscribe to Giant Mess on YouTube: https://bit.ly/GiantMessYT
Follow me on:
My Official Blog - http://bit.ly/neallynchBLOG

Giant Mess Facebook Page - http://bit.ly/GiantMessFB

Twitter - http://bit.ly/NealLynchTW

Instagram - http://bit.ly/NealLynchIG

Subscribe to Giant Mess on Apple Podcasts - http://bit.ly/GiantMessApple

Subscribe to Giant Mess on Spotify - http://bit.ly/GiantMessSpotify
...more
26min
August 31, 2022Dating App Crap, Plus A Record-Breaking Target Shopping Spree FROM HELL | Giant Mess S3 E12
In this "Giant Mess", notorious shopaholic & hopeless romantic Neal Lynch talks about matchmakers, the downside to dating apps, the toil and trouble of text messaging, and a record-breaking shopping spree at Target.
ABOUT "GIANT MESS":
"Giant Mess" is a sloppy sports and entertainment talk show that covers everything from the New York Giants and New York Mets to movies, TV, comedy and more, hosted by a giant mess, the Real Cinch Neal Lynch.
ABOUT NEAL LYNCH:
I'm an Irish-Italian-American who graduated from a Catholic high school (but isn't Catholic), and earned a couple overpriced degrees from a college known for producing doctors and lacrosse players, then became neither. Instead, I tell horrid stories.
Leave a voicemail at (862) 248-1986.
Subscribe to Giant Mess on YouTube: https://bit.ly/GiantMessYT
Follow me on:
My Official Blog - http://bit.ly/neallynchBLOG

Giant Mess Facebook Page - http://bit.ly/GiantMessFB

Twitter - http://bit.ly/NealLynchTW

Instagram - http://bit.ly/NealLynchIG

Subscribe to Giant Mess on Apple Podcasts - http://bit.ly/GiantMessApple

Subscribe to Giant Mess on Spotify - http://bit.ly/GiantMessSpotify
...more
39min
August 30, 2022Mets Old Timers, Why I'm Bullish on Our Bare Bullpen, NY Giants Roster Cuts | Giant Mess S3 Ep11
In this Giant Mess, Giants-Mets fan Neal Lynch talks about:
Mets Old Timers Day -- 79 year old Steve Dillon dealing, Ray Knight's comments on the Wilpons, Retiring Willie Mays number

Mets vs Rockies recap - why I'm not worried about not sweeping

Mets vs Dodgers preview - why Timmy Trumpets' live performance for Edwin Diaz could make or break our season

Why I'm cautiously optimistic about our bullpen and how things will work in the "p-word" (rhymes with 'layoffs')

New York Giants at NY Jets recap - Preseason Week 3 (finale) - Tyrod Taylor injury, Tanner Hudson signing, Odell Beckham Jr. rumors, Austin Calitro, Alex Bachman, Darius Slayton, Kenny Golladay

NY Giants 53-man roster thoughts - why I've never had more doubt about a team heading into a season before
ABOUT "GIANT MESS":
"Giant Mess" is a sloppy sports and entertainment talk show that covers the New York Giants, New York Mets, movies, TV, comedy and more, hosted by a giant mess, Neal Lynch.
ABOUT NEAL LYNCH:
I'm an Irish-Italian-American who graduated from a Catholic high school (but isn't Catholic), and earned a couple overpriced degrees from a college known for producing doctors and lacrosse players, then became neither. Instead, I tell stories.
Leave a voicemail at (862) 248-1986.
Subscribe to Giant Mess on YouTube: https://bit.ly/GiantMessYT
Follow me on:
My Official Blog - http://bit.ly/neallynchBLOG

Giant Mess Facebook Page - http://bit.ly/GiantMessFB

Twitter - http://bit.ly/NealLynchTW

Instagram - http://bit.ly/NealLynchIG

Subscribe to Giant Mess on Apple Podcasts - http://bit.ly/GiantMessApple

Subscribe to Giant Mess on Spotify - http://bit.ly/GiantMessSpotify
...more
46min
August 26, 2022Reacting To The Mets & NY Giants' Bouts with the Injury Bug | Giant Mess S3 Ep10
In this "Giant Mess", Giants-Mets fan Neal Lynch talks about the Amazin's' road trip vs the Atlanta Braves, Philadelphia Phillies, and New York Yankees, plus Big Blue's preseason Week 2 against the Cincinnati Bengals, with very premature thoughts on each positional group.
ABOUT "GIANT MESS":
"Giant Mess" is a sloppy sports and entertainment talk show that covers everything from the New York Giants and New York Mets to movies, TV, comedy and more, hosted by a giant mess, Neal Lynch.
ABOUT NEAL LYNCH:
I'm an Irish-Italian-American who graduated from a Catholic high school (but isn't Catholic), and earned a couple overpriced degrees from a college known for producing doctors and lacrosse players, then became neither. Instead, I try to make people laugh.
Leave a voicemail at (862) 248-1986.
Subscribe to Giant Mess on YouTube: https://bit.ly/GiantMessYT
Follow me on:
My Official Blog - http://bit.ly/neallynchBLOG

Giant Mess Facebook Page - http://bit.ly/GiantMessFB

Twitter - http://bit.ly/NealLynchTW

Instagram - http://bit.ly/NealLynchIG

Subscribe to Giant Mess on Apple Podcasts - http://bit.ly/GiantMessApple
Subscribe to Giant Mess on Spotify - http://bit.ly/GiantMessSpotify
...more
34min
August 25, 2022Fantasy Football Draft Weekend Getaway Gave Me Varsity Blues | Giant Mess S3 Ep9
In this "Giant Mess", novice golfer and poker player Neal Lynch talks about:
First trip to a legal cannabis dispensary in New Jersey

Hard seltzers being frowned upon by friends

GOLF - Old farts up our caboose on the course, playing Lone Wolf

CORNHOLE

Poker

Pool

The absurdity of Texas high school football in Varsity Blues

Out of control fraternity brother gone wild

The collapse of DC Cinematic Universe
ABOUT "GIANT MESS":
"Giant Mess" is a sloppy sports and entertainment talk show that covers the New York Giants, New York Mets, movies, TV, comedy and more, hosted by a giant mess, Neal Lynch.
ABOUT NEAL LYNCH:
I'm an Irish-Italian-American who graduated from a Catholic high school (but isn't Catholic), and earned a couple overpriced degrees from a college known for producing doctors and lacrosse players, then became neither. Instead, I tell stories.
Leave a voicemail at (862) 248-1986.
Subscribe to Giant Mess on YouTube: https://bit.ly/GiantMessYT
Follow me on:
My Official Blog - http://bit.ly/neallynchBLOG

Giant Mess Facebook Page - http://bit.ly/GiantMessFB

Twitter - http://bit.ly/NealLynchTW

Instagram - http://bit.ly/NealLynchIG

Subscribe to Giant Mess on Apple Podcasts - http://bit.ly/GiantMessApple

Subscribe to Giant Mess on Spotify - http://bit.ly/GiantMessSpotify
...more
55min
August 18, 2022I'm a Kenny Golladay Trader, Uncharted, EEAAO, The Black Phone, Westworld Finale | Giant Mess S3 Ep8
In this "Giant Mess", NY Giants fan and movie lover Neal Lynch talks about:
Overreactions from the New York Giants preseason game vs the New England Patriots - namely Kenny Golladay's lackluster showing and Aaron Robinson's fiasco

Uncharted movie starring Tom Holland and Mark Wahlberg

Everything Everywhere All At Once starring Michelle Yeoh (Crazy Rich Asians, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon) and NOT Jackie Chan

The Black Phone starring Ethan Hawke and CGI baseball

Whatever the heck that Westworld Season 4 Finale was
ABOUT "GIANT MESS":
"Giant Mess" is a sloppy sports and entertainment talk show that covers the New York Giants, New York Mets, movies, TV, comedy and more, hosted by a giant mess, Neal Lynch.
ABOUT NEAL LYNCH:
I'm an Irish-Italian-American who graduated from a Catholic high school (but isn't Catholic), and earned a couple overpriced degrees from a college known for producing doctors and lacrosse players, then became neither. Instead, I tell stories.
Leave a voicemail at (862) 248-1986.
Subscribe to Giant Mess on YouTube: https://bit.ly/GiantMessYT
Follow me on:
My Official Blog - http://bit.ly/neallynchBLOG

Giant Mess Facebook Page - http://bit.ly/GiantMessFB

Twitter - http://bit.ly/NealLynchTW

Instagram - http://bit.ly/NealLynchIG

Subscribe to Giant Mess on Apple Podcasts - http://bit.ly/GiantMessApple

Subscribe to Giant Mess on Spotify - http://bit.ly/GiantMessSpotify
...more
36min
August 17, 2022Gout & About in Dirty Myrtle, Erotic Popsicle Sticks, Ranking Predator Movies | Giant Mess S3 Ep7
In this "Giant Mess", Neal Lynch talks about...
Trying to watch 3 kids under the age of 10 at the world's biggest playground on 2 hours of sleep

His first chicken bake and ice cream at Costco - what could go wrong?

Rough 'n' Rowdy Royal Rumble in the pool

The world's longest softball practice

Feeding chickens

Erotic popsicle stick art

Dirty Myrtle

Lightyear

Up close and personal lightning storms

The Man from Toronto with Kevin Hart and Woody Harrelson

Gout (for real this time)

Summer camp

Prey, the new Predator movie

Using Apple Wallet for the first time
ABOUT "GIANT MESS":
"Giant Mess" is a sloppy sports and entertainment talk show that covers the New York Giants, New York Mets, movies, TV, comedy and more, hosted by a giant mess, Neal Lynch.
ABOUT NEAL LYNCH:
I'm an Irish-Italian-American who graduated from a Catholic high school (but isn't Catholic), and earned a couple overpriced degrees from a college known for producing doctors and lacrosse players, then became neither. Instead, I tell stories.
Leave a voicemail at (862) 248-1986.
Subscribe to Giant Mess on YouTube: https://bit.ly/GiantMessYT
Follow me on:
My Official Blog - http://bit.ly/neallynchBLOG

Giant Mess Facebook Page - http://bit.ly/GiantMessFB

Twitter - http://bit.ly/NealLynchTW

Instagram - http://bit.ly/NealLynchIG

Subscribe to Giant Mess on Apple Podcasts - http://bit.ly/GiantMessApple

Subscribe to Giant Mess on Spotify - http://bit.ly/GiantMessSpotify
...more
1h 8min
August 10, 2022Spirit Airlines Is A Prison On Planet Bullsh*t In The Galaxy Of This Sucks Camel D*cks | Giant Mess S3 Ep6
In this "Giant Mess", Neal Lynch rants about flying on Spirit Airlines, a nightmare he wishes upon his worst enemies.
ABOUT "GIANT MESS":
"Giant Mess" is a sloppy sports and entertainment talk show that covers everything from the New York Giants and New York Mets to movies, TV, comedy and more. And it's hosted by a giant mess, Neal Lynch.
ABOUT NEAL LYNCH:
I'm a sunburned Irish-Italian-American who graduated from a Catholic high school (but isn't Catholic), and earned a couple overpriced degrees from a college known for producing doctors and lacrosse players, then became neither. Instead, I tell long, cringeworthy stories.
Leave a voicemail at (862) 248-1986.
Subscribe to Giant Mess on YouTube: https://bit.ly/GiantMessYT
Follow me on:
My Official Blog - http://bit.ly/neallynchBLOG

Giant Mess Facebook Page - http://bit.ly/GiantMessFB

Twitter - http://bit.ly/NealLynchTW

Instagram - http://bit.ly/NealLynchIG

Subscribe to Giant Mess on Apple Podcasts - http://bit.ly/GiantMessApple

Subscribe to Giant Mess on Spotify - http://bit.ly/GiantMessSpotify
...more
45min

FAQs about Giant Mess:

How many episodes does Giant Mess have?

The podcast currently has 263 episodes available.