Giant Mess

Giant Mess

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  • Mets' September Anxiety, NL East Championship vs Braves, Postseason Questions | Giant Mess S3 Ep 19

    In this "Giant Mess", Mets fan Neal Lynch recaps the 2-game series against the Marlins, the scariest team to face in September, plus a brief preview of the NL East Championship series against the Atlanta Braves, some lingering questions about how to approach the MLB postseason, plus reaction to Buck Showalter's decision-making. 

    ABOUT "GIANT MESS":

    "Giant Mess" is a sloppy sports and entertainment talk show that covers the New York Giants, New York Mets, movies, TV, comedy and more, hosted by a giant mess, Neal Lynch.

    ABOUT NEAL LYNCH:

    I'm an Irish-Italian-American who graduated from a Catholic high school (but isn't Catholic), and earned a couple overpriced degrees from a college known for producing doctors and lacrosse players, then became neither. Instead, I tell stories.

    Leave a voicemail at (862) 248-1986.

    Subscribe to Giant Mess on YouTube: https://bit.ly/GiantMessYT

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    • My Official Blog - http://bit.ly/neallynchBLOG
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    • 18 min
    • World's Longest First Date Has Daddy Issues, Grindin' Shorties, & 8-Balls | Giant Mess S3 Ep18

      In this "Giant Mess", divorced dad Neal Lynch recaps the most memorable first date he's ever had, a night that featured a rollercoaster of a story about a disapproving daddy, a very tall going away party, bottle service at the club, and involuntarily putting out a swinger's vibe. Plus, Neal's second ever back wax, a dangerous hot shave from a hungover barber, and first time using Manscaped men's grooming products.

      ABOUT "GIANT MESS":

      "Giant Mess" is a sloppy sports and entertainment talk show that covers the New York Giants, New York Mets, movies, TV, comedy and more, hosted by a giant mess, Neal Lynch.

      ABOUT NEAL LYNCH:

      I'm an Irish-Italian-American who graduated from a Catholic high school (but isn't Catholic), and earned a couple overpriced degrees from a college known for producing doctors and lacrosse players, then became neither. Instead, I tell stories.

      Leave a voicemail at (862) 248-1986.

      Subscribe to Giant Mess on YouTube: https://bit.ly/GiantMessYT

      Follow me on:

      • My Official Blog - http://bit.ly/neallynchBLOG
      • Giant Mess Facebook Page - http://bit.ly/GiantMessFB
      • Twitter - http://bit.ly/NealLynchTW
      • Instagram - http://bit.ly/NealLynchIG
      • Subscribe to Giant Mess on Apple Podcasts - http://bit.ly/GiantMessApple
      • Subscribe to Giant Mess on Spotify - http://bit.ly/GiantMessSpotify
      • 1 hr 33 min
      • Giants Roast Baker & McAdoo-doo's Panthers, Time To White Out Those Cowboys | Giant Mess S3 Ep17

        In this "Giant Mess", NY Giants fan Neal Lynch reacts to Big Blue's narrow victory against Baker Mayfield, Ben McAdoo and the Carolina Panthers thanks to Graham Gano and Wink Martindale, but no thanks to Daniel Jones. How does Wink's defense compare to Patrick Graham's? How does the 2022 team compare to the 2016 squad? What in the ever-loving heck is going on with Kenny Golladay? Plus, predictions and prognostications about the White Out on Monday Night Football against the Dallas Cowboys. How will our weak O fare against the Big D's D? Will Cooper Rush survive Wink's bag of tricks?

        ABOUT "GIANT MESS":

        "Giant Mess" is a sloppy sports and entertainment talk show that covers the New York Giants, New York Mets, movies, TV, comedy and more, hosted by a giant mess, Neal Lynch.

        ABOUT NEAL LYNCH:

        I'm an Irish-Italian-American who graduated from a Catholic high school (but isn't Catholic), and earned a couple overpriced degrees from a college known for producing doctors and lacrosse players, then became neither. Instead, I tell stories.

        Leave a voicemail at (862) 248-1986.

        Subscribe to Giant Mess on YouTube: https://bit.ly/GiantMessYT

        Follow me on:

        • My Official Blog - http://bit.ly/neallynchBLOG
        • Giant Mess Facebook Page - http://bit.ly/GiantMessFB
        • Twitter - http://bit.ly/NealLynchTW
        • Instagram - http://bit.ly/NealLynchIG
        • Subscribe to Giant Mess on Apple Podcasts - http://bit.ly/GiantMessApple
        • Subscribe to Giant Mess on Spotify - http://bit.ly/GiantMessSpotify
        • 38 min
        • Reacting to Mets Clinching 1st Playoff Berth Since 2016, Postseason Opponents | Giant Mess S3 Ep16

          In this "Giant Mess", Mets fan Neal Lynch recaps past series against the Pirates and Brewers, including the Amazin's clinching their first playoff berth since 2016 plus he gives some thoughts on the upcoming schedule against the Athletics, Marlins, and the Braves, and potential postseason opponents like the Cardinals and Padres. Also, fug the Phillies, dude.

          ABOUT "GIANT MESS":

          "Giant Mess" is a sloppy sports and entertainment talk show that covers the New York Giants, New York Mets, movies, TV, comedy and more, hosted by a giant mess, Neal Lynch.

          ABOUT NEAL LYNCH:

          I'm an Irish-Italian-American who graduated from a Catholic high school (but isn't Catholic), and earned a couple overpriced degrees from a college known for producing doctors and lacrosse players, then became neither. Instead, I tell stories.

          Leave a voicemail at (862) 248-1986.

          Subscribe to Giant Mess on YouTube: https://bit.ly/GiantMessYT

          Follow me on:

          • My Official Blog - http://bit.ly/neallynchBLOG
          • Giant Mess Facebook Page - http://bit.ly/GiantMessFB
          • Twitter - http://bit.ly/NealLynchTW
          • Instagram - http://bit.ly/NealLynchIG
          • Subscribe to Giant Mess on Apple Podcasts - http://bit.ly/GiantMessApple
          • Subscribe to Giant Mess on Spotify - http://bit.ly/GiantMessSpotify
          • 16 min
          • A Cordial Divorcee Dinner, My First Post-Divorce Date, Bday Cards Are BS | Giant Mess S3 Ep15

            In this "Giant Mess", sad single dad Neal Lynch recaps his long Labor Day Weekend trip to Block Island, Rhode Island, where he spread his cheeks as Mike Honcho and the mudslides flowed like the salmon of capistrano. Also broached:

            • The deadly duo of Ballgame and Monster
            • Matchmaking 101
            • Shrimp cocktail etiquette
            • Queen Elizabeth's passing
            • Getting eviscerated by friends for how I'm handling my divorce 
            • A "cordial" dinner with the ex-wife for our daughter's birthday. 
            • My first date since getting divorced
            • The atrocities that are greeting cards
            • My daughter's first ride on the new bike
            • ABOUT "GIANT MESS":

              "Giant Mess" is a sloppy sports and entertainment talk show that covers the New York Giants, New York Mets, movies, TV, comedy and more, hosted by a giant mess, Neal Lynch.

              ABOUT NEAL LYNCH:

              I'm an Irish-Italian-American who graduated from a Catholic high school (but isn't Catholic), and earned a couple overpriced degrees from a college known for producing doctors and lacrosse players, then became neither. Instead, I tell stories.

              Leave a voicemail at (862) 248-1986.

              Subscribe to Giant Mess on YouTube: https://bit.ly/GiantMessYT

              Follow me on:

              • My Official Blog - http://bit.ly/neallynchBLOG
              • Giant Mess Facebook Page - http://bit.ly/GiantMessFB
              • Twitter - http://bit.ly/NealLynchTW
              • Instagram - http://bit.ly/NealLynchIG
              • Subscribe to Giant Mess on Apple Podcasts - http://bit.ly/GiantMessApple
              • Subscribe to Giant Mess on Spotify - http://bit.ly/GiantMessSpotify
              • 1 hr 26 min
              • Mets PTSD: Trying My Best To Fend Off NYM's 2007 and 2008 Collapse Flashbacks | Giant Mess S3 E14

                In this "Giant Mess", New York Mets fan Neal Lynch tries his best to not panic as nightmares of the 2007 and 2008 collapses swirl through his mashed potato brain. Max Scherzer hurt. Starling Marte hurt. Darin Ruf, woof. Mark Vientos is real and not spectacular. Mark Canha's first grand slam. Tomas Nido's first home run. One thing's for sure: ANYTHING can happen, especially in the MLB postseason. F the Cardinals.

                ABOUT "GIANT MESS":

                "Giant Mess" is a sloppy sports and entertainment talk show that covers the New York Giants, New York Mets, movies, TV, comedy and more, hosted by a giant mess, Neal Lynch.

                ABOUT NEAL LYNCH:

                I'm an Irish-Italian-American who graduated from a Catholic high school (but isn't Catholic), and earned a couple overpriced degrees from a college known for producing doctors and lacrosse players, then became neither. Instead, I tell stories.

                Leave a voicemail at (862) 248-1986.

                Subscribe to Giant Mess on YouTube: https://bit.ly/GiantMessYT

                Follow me on:

                • My Official Blog - http://bit.ly/neallynchBLOG
                • Giant Mess Facebook Page - http://bit.ly/GiantMessFB
                • Twitter - http://bit.ly/NealLynchTW
                • Instagram - http://bit.ly/NealLynchIG
                • Subscribe to Giant Mess on Apple Podcasts - http://bit.ly/GiantMessApple
                • Subscribe to Giant Mess on Spotify - http://bit.ly/GiantMessSpotify
                • 25 min
                • Overreacting to Giants Beating the Titans, Previewing Home Opener vs Panthers | Giant Mess S3 Ep13

                  In this "Giant Mess", New York Giants fan Neal Lynch overreacts to Big Blue's big season opening win against the Tennessee Titans including high praise for Saquon Barkley and Wink Martindale's defensive scheme, but concerns and questions about Daniel Jones and Kadarius Toney. Plus, a boozy preview of the home opener against Baker Mayfield, Ben McAdoo, and the sneaky scary Carolina Panthers. Topped off with a whole new RIDICULOUS record prediction. 

                  ABOUT "GIANT MESS":

                  "Giant Mess" is a sloppy sports and entertainment talk show that covers the New York Giants, New York Mets, movies, TV, comedy and more, hosted by a giant mess, Neal Lynch.

                  ABOUT NEAL LYNCH:

                  I'm an Irish-Italian-American who graduated from a Catholic high school (but isn't Catholic), and earned a couple overpriced degrees from a college known for producing doctors and lacrosse players, then became neither. Instead, I tell stories.

                  Leave a voicemail at (862) 248-1986.

                  Subscribe to Giant Mess on YouTube: https://bit.ly/GiantMessYT

                  Follow me on:

                  • My Official Blog - http://bit.ly/neallynchBLOG
                  • Giant Mess Facebook Page - http://bit.ly/GiantMessFB
                  • Twitter - http://bit.ly/NealLynchTW
                  • Instagram - http://bit.ly/NealLynchIG
                  • Subscribe to Giant Mess on Apple Podcasts - http://bit.ly/GiantMessApple
                  • Subscribe to Giant Mess on Spotify - http://bit.ly/GiantMessSpotify
                  • 26 min
                  • Dating App Crap, Plus A Record-Breaking Target Shopping Spree FROM HELL | Giant Mess S3 E12

                    In this "Giant Mess", notorious shopaholic & hopeless romantic Neal Lynch talks about matchmakers, the downside to dating apps, the toil and trouble of text messaging, and a record-breaking shopping spree at Target.

                    ABOUT "GIANT MESS":

                    "Giant Mess" is a sloppy sports and entertainment talk show that covers everything from the New York Giants and New York Mets to movies, TV, comedy and more, hosted by a giant mess, the Real Cinch Neal Lynch.

                    ABOUT NEAL LYNCH:

                    I'm an Irish-Italian-American who graduated from a Catholic high school (but isn't Catholic), and earned a couple overpriced degrees from a college known for producing doctors and lacrosse players, then became neither. Instead, I tell horrid stories.

                    Leave a voicemail at (862) 248-1986.

                    Subscribe to Giant Mess on YouTube: https://bit.ly/GiantMessYT

                    Follow me on:

                    • My Official Blog - http://bit.ly/neallynchBLOG
                    • Giant Mess Facebook Page - http://bit.ly/GiantMessFB
                    • Twitter - http://bit.ly/NealLynchTW
                    • Instagram - http://bit.ly/NealLynchIG
                    • Subscribe to Giant Mess on Apple Podcasts - http://bit.ly/GiantMessApple
                    • Subscribe to Giant Mess on Spotify - http://bit.ly/GiantMessSpotify
                    • 39 min
                    • Mets Old Timers, Why I'm Bullish on Our Bare Bullpen, NY Giants Roster Cuts | Giant Mess S3 Ep11

                      In this Giant Mess, Giants-Mets fan Neal Lynch talks about:

                      • Mets Old Timers Day -- 79 year old Steve Dillon dealing, Ray Knight's comments on the Wilpons, Retiring Willie Mays number
                      • Mets vs Rockies recap - why I'm not worried about not sweeping
                      • Mets vs Dodgers preview - why Timmy Trumpets' live performance for Edwin Diaz could make or break our season
                      • Why I'm cautiously optimistic about our bullpen and how things will work in the "p-word" (rhymes with 'layoffs')
                      • New York Giants at NY Jets recap - Preseason Week 3 (finale) -  Tyrod Taylor injury, Tanner Hudson signing, Odell Beckham Jr. rumors, Austin Calitro, Alex Bachman, Darius Slayton, Kenny Golladay
                      • NY Giants 53-man roster thoughts - why I've never had more doubt about a team heading into a season before
                      • ABOUT "GIANT MESS":

                        "Giant Mess" is a sloppy sports and entertainment talk show that covers the New York Giants, New York Mets, movies, TV, comedy and more, hosted by a giant mess, Neal Lynch.

                        ABOUT NEAL LYNCH:

                        I'm an Irish-Italian-American who graduated from a Catholic high school (but isn't Catholic), and earned a couple overpriced degrees from a college known for producing doctors and lacrosse players, then became neither. Instead, I tell stories.

                        Leave a voicemail at (862) 248-1986.

                        Subscribe to Giant Mess on YouTube: https://bit.ly/GiantMessYT

                        Follow me on:

                        • My Official Blog - http://bit.ly/neallynchBLOG
                        • Giant Mess Facebook Page - http://bit.ly/GiantMessFB
                        • Twitter - http://bit.ly/NealLynchTW
                        • Instagram - http://bit.ly/NealLynchIG
                        • Subscribe to Giant Mess on Apple Podcasts - http://bit.ly/GiantMessApple
                        • Subscribe to Giant Mess on Spotify - http://bit.ly/GiantMessSpotify
                        • 46 min
                        • Reacting To The Mets & NY Giants' Bouts with the Injury Bug | Giant Mess S3 Ep10

                          In this "Giant Mess", Giants-Mets fan Neal Lynch talks about the Amazin's' road trip vs the Atlanta Braves, Philadelphia Phillies, and New York Yankees, plus Big Blue's preseason Week 2 against the Cincinnati Bengals, with very premature thoughts on each positional group.

                          ABOUT "GIANT MESS":

                          "Giant Mess" is a sloppy sports and entertainment talk show that covers everything from the New York Giants and New York Mets to movies, TV, comedy and more, hosted by a giant mess, Neal Lynch.

                          ABOUT NEAL LYNCH:

                          I'm an Irish-Italian-American who graduated from a Catholic high school (but isn't Catholic), and earned a couple overpriced degrees from a college known for producing doctors and lacrosse players, then became neither. Instead, I try to make people laugh.

                          Leave a voicemail at (862) 248-1986.

                          Subscribe to Giant Mess on YouTube: https://bit.ly/GiantMessYT

                          Follow me on:

                          • My Official Blog - http://bit.ly/neallynchBLOG
                          • Giant Mess Facebook Page - http://bit.ly/GiantMessFB
                          • Twitter - http://bit.ly/NealLynchTW
                          • Instagram - http://bit.ly/NealLynchIG
                          • Subscribe to Giant Mess on Apple Podcasts - http://bit.ly/GiantMessApple
                          • Subscribe to Giant Mess on Spotify - http://bit.ly/GiantMessSpotify

                            34 min

                          About Giant Mess

                          From the publisher's feed

                          Giant Mess is a super sloppy and weird sports and entertainment podcast hosted by a giant mess, the Real Cinch Neal Lynch. On the show, Neal covers New York Giants football, Mets baseball, movies, and…