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Giant Mess
By Neal LynchComedy
Giant Mess episodes
- Fantasy Football Draft Weekend Getaway Gave Me Varsity Blues | Giant Mess S3 Ep9
In this "Giant Mess", novice golfer and poker player Neal Lynch talks about:
- First trip to a legal cannabis dispensary in New Jersey
- Hard seltzers being frowned upon by friends
- GOLF - Old farts up our caboose on the course, playing Lone Wolf
- CORNHOLE
- Poker
- Pool
- The absurdity of Texas high school football in Varsity Blues
- Out of control fraternity brother gone wild
- The collapse of DC Cinematic Universe
ABOUT "GIANT MESS":
"Giant Mess" is a sloppy sports and entertainment talk show that covers the New York Giants, New York Mets, movies, TV, comedy and more, hosted by a giant mess, Neal Lynch.
ABOUT NEAL LYNCH:
I'm an Irish-Italian-American who graduated from a Catholic high school (but isn't Catholic), and earned a couple overpriced degrees from a college known for producing doctors and lacrosse players, then became neither. Instead, I tell stories.
Leave a voicemail at (862) 248-1986.
Subscribe to Giant Mess on YouTube: https://bit.ly/GiantMessYT
Follow me on:
- My Official Blog - http://bit.ly/neallynchBLOG
- Giant Mess Facebook Page - http://bit.ly/GiantMessFB
- Twitter - http://bit.ly/NealLynchTW
- Instagram - http://bit.ly/NealLynchIG
- Subscribe to Giant Mess on Apple Podcasts - http://bit.ly/GiantMessApple
- Subscribe to Giant Mess on Spotify - http://bit.ly/GiantMessSpotify
55 min - I'm a Kenny Golladay Trader, Uncharted, EEAAO, The Black Phone, Westworld Finale | Giant Mess S3 Ep8
In this "Giant Mess", NY Giants fan and movie lover Neal Lynch talks about:
- Overreactions from the New York Giants preseason game vs the New England Patriots - namely Kenny Golladay's lackluster showing and Aaron Robinson's fiasco
- Uncharted movie starring Tom Holland and Mark Wahlberg
- Everything Everywhere All At Once starring Michelle Yeoh (Crazy Rich Asians, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon) and NOT Jackie Chan
- The Black Phone starring Ethan Hawke and CGI baseball
- Whatever the heck that Westworld Season 4 Finale was
ABOUT "GIANT MESS":
"Giant Mess" is a sloppy sports and entertainment talk show that covers the New York Giants, New York Mets, movies, TV, comedy and more, hosted by a giant mess, Neal Lynch.
ABOUT NEAL LYNCH:
I'm an Irish-Italian-American who graduated from a Catholic high school (but isn't Catholic), and earned a couple overpriced degrees from a college known for producing doctors and lacrosse players, then became neither. Instead, I tell stories.
Leave a voicemail at (862) 248-1986.
Subscribe to Giant Mess on YouTube: https://bit.ly/GiantMessYT
Follow me on:
- My Official Blog - http://bit.ly/neallynchBLOG
- Giant Mess Facebook Page - http://bit.ly/GiantMessFB
- Twitter - http://bit.ly/NealLynchTW
- Instagram - http://bit.ly/NealLynchIG
- Subscribe to Giant Mess on Apple Podcasts - http://bit.ly/GiantMessApple
- Subscribe to Giant Mess on Spotify - http://bit.ly/GiantMessSpotify
36 min - Gout & About in Dirty Myrtle, Erotic Popsicle Sticks, Ranking Predator Movies | Giant Mess S3 Ep7
In this "Giant Mess", Neal Lynch talks about...
- Trying to watch 3 kids under the age of 10 at the world's biggest playground on 2 hours of sleep
- His first chicken bake and ice cream at Costco - what could go wrong?
- Rough 'n' Rowdy Royal Rumble in the pool
- The world's longest softball practice
- Feeding chickens
- Erotic popsicle stick art
- Dirty Myrtle
- Lightyear
- Up close and personal lightning storms
- The Man from Toronto with Kevin Hart and Woody Harrelson
- Gout (for real this time)
- Summer camp
- Prey, the new Predator movie
- Using Apple Wallet for the first time
ABOUT "GIANT MESS":
"Giant Mess" is a sloppy sports and entertainment talk show that covers the New York Giants, New York Mets, movies, TV, comedy and more, hosted by a giant mess, Neal Lynch.
ABOUT NEAL LYNCH:
I'm an Irish-Italian-American who graduated from a Catholic high school (but isn't Catholic), and earned a couple overpriced degrees from a college known for producing doctors and lacrosse players, then became neither. Instead, I tell stories.
Leave a voicemail at (862) 248-1986.
Subscribe to Giant Mess on YouTube: https://bit.ly/GiantMessYT
Follow me on:
- My Official Blog - http://bit.ly/neallynchBLOG
- Giant Mess Facebook Page - http://bit.ly/GiantMessFB
- Twitter - http://bit.ly/NealLynchTW
- Instagram - http://bit.ly/NealLynchIG
- Subscribe to Giant Mess on Apple Podcasts - http://bit.ly/GiantMessApple
- Subscribe to Giant Mess on Spotify - http://bit.ly/GiantMessSpotify
1 hr 8 min - Spirit Airlines Is A Prison On Planet Bullsh*t In The Galaxy Of This Sucks Camel D*cks | Giant Mess S3 Ep6
In this "Giant Mess", Neal Lynch rants about flying on Spirit Airlines, a nightmare he wishes upon his worst enemies.
ABOUT "GIANT MESS":
"Giant Mess" is a sloppy sports and entertainment talk show that covers everything from the New York Giants and New York Mets to movies, TV, comedy and more. And it's hosted by a giant mess, Neal Lynch.
ABOUT NEAL LYNCH:
I'm a sunburned Irish-Italian-American who graduated from a Catholic high school (but isn't Catholic), and earned a couple overpriced degrees from a college known for producing doctors and lacrosse players, then became neither. Instead, I tell long, cringeworthy stories.
Leave a voicemail at (862) 248-1986.
Subscribe to Giant Mess on YouTube: https://bit.ly/GiantMessYT
Follow me on:
- My Official Blog - http://bit.ly/neallynchBLOG
- Giant Mess Facebook Page - http://bit.ly/GiantMessFB
- Twitter - http://bit.ly/NealLynchTW
- Instagram - http://bit.ly/NealLynchIG
- Subscribe to Giant Mess on Apple Podcasts - http://bit.ly/GiantMessApple
- Subscribe to Giant Mess on Spotify - http://bit.ly/GiantMessSpotify
45 min - Peen Pants, Christmas in July, Beer Die vs Busch Lit | Giant Mess S3 E5
In this "Giant Mess", Neal Lynch talks about his "Glory Days" weekend in Block Island
👖 Peen pants
🎄 Christmas in July
☕️ Fowlers
🛩️ New England Airlines
🏎️ Merritt Parkway
🍉 Watermelon & The Rock's tequila.
⛴️ Stoned teens on the ferry
👏 Clappin' it up at The Oar
ABOUT "GIANT MESS":
"Giant Mess" is a sloppy sports and entertainment talk show that covers the New York Giants, New York Mets, movies, TV, comedy and more, hosted by a giant mess, Neal Lynch.
ABOUT NEAL LYNCH:
I'm an Irish-Italian-American who graduated from a Catholic high school (but isn't Catholic), and earned a couple overpriced degrees from a private research university known for producing doctors and lacrosse players, then became neither. Instead, I tell stories.
Leave a voicemail at (862) 248-1986.
Subscribe to Giant Mess on YouTube: https://bit.ly/GiantMessYT
Follow me on:
- My Official Blog - http://bit.ly/neallynchBLOG
- Giant Mess Facebook Page - http://bit.ly/GiantMessFB
- Twitter - http://bit.ly/NealLynchTW
- Instagram - http://bit.ly/NealLynchIG
- Subscribe to Giant Mess on Apple Podcasts - http://bit.ly/GiantMessApple
- Subscribe to Giant Mess on Spotify - http://bit.ly/GiantMessSpotify
1 hr 12 min - Stomach Troubles, Throat Woes, Free Car Costs, Daughter Date Night Frights | Giant Mess S3 Ep4
In this "Giant Mess", sad dad Neal Lynch talks about:
- His visit to the gastroenterologist
- The wild estimates from mechanic at Mazda service center
- Date night with the daughter gets messy
ABOUT "GIANT MESS":
"Giant Mess" is a sloppy sports and entertainment talk show that covers the New York Giants, New York Mets, movies, TV, comedy and more, hosted by a giant mess, Neal Lynch.
ABOUT NEAL LYNCH:
I'm an Irish-Italian-American who graduated from a Catholic high school (but isn't Catholic), and earned a couple overpriced degrees from a college known for producing doctors and lacrosse players, then became neither. Instead, I tell stories.
Leave a voicemail at (862) 248-1986.
Subscribe to Giant Mess on YouTube: https://bit.ly/GiantMessYT
Follow me on:
- My Official Blog - http://bit.ly/neallynchBLOG
- Giant Mess Facebook Page - http://bit.ly/GiantMessFB
- Twitter - http://bit.ly/NealLynchTW
- Instagram - http://bit.ly/NealLynchIG
- Subscribe to Giant Mess on Apple Podcasts - http://bit.ly/GiantMessApple
- Subscribe to Giant Mess on Spotify - http://bit.ly/GiantMessSpotify
1 hr 2 min - Multiverse Madness, Stranger Things 4, Top Gun Maverick, Jurassic Locusts | Giant Mess S3 Ep3
In this "Giant Mess", Neal Lynch recaps the biggest personal and public stories of the second half of the first half of 2022 (aka Q2), including:
April
- Sold my car
- Dwayne Haskins
- Gilbert Gottfried
- Johnny Depp and Amber Heard trial
- Elon Musk wanted to buy Twitter for $44B with a B
- Easter - drove down by myself to SC, scared my mom
- NFL Draft - Giants done good
May
- Ray Liotta
- Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness
- Stranger Things Season 4
- Top Gun Maverick
June
- Started new job
- Jurassic World Dominion
- Father’s Day
- Daughter's school closed
July
- James Caan
- Daughter's school closed again
- 4th of July weekend - LEAD Festival - won a goldfish
- America's birthday party in Pearl River
- Thor Love and Thunder
ABOUT "GIANT MESS":
"Giant Mess" is a sloppy sports and entertainment comedy show that covers the New York Giants, New York Mets, movies, TV, comedy and more, hosted by a giant mess, Neal Lynch.
ABOUT NEAL LYNCH:
I'm an Irish-Italian-American who graduated from a Catholic high school (but isn't Catholic), and earned a couple overpriced degrees from a college known for producing doctors and lacrosse players, then became neither. Instead, I tell boring stories.
Leave a voicemail at (862) 248-1986.
Subscribe to Giant Mess on YouTube: https://bit.ly/GiantMessYT
Follow me on:
- My Official Blog - http://bit.ly/neallynchBLOG
- Giant Mess Facebook Page - http://bit.ly/GiantMessFB
- Twitter - http://bit.ly/NealLynchTW
- Instagram - http://bit.ly/NealLynchIG
- Subscribe to Giant Mess on Apple Podcasts - http://bit.ly/GiantMessApple
- Subscribe to Giant Mess on Spotify - http://bit.ly/GiantMessSpotify
1 hr 14 min - Zaddies, Vengeance, Alopecia < Aphasia, Erotic Thrillers & Sinister Six | Giant Mess S3 Ep2
In this "Giant Mess", Neal Lynch reviews the biggest personal and public stories of the first 3 months of 2022 including:
- Visits to Block Island Rhode Island
- Winter Olympics being forgettable
- Super Bowl being bittersweet for Giants fans & OBJ
- Russia Ukraine War and how moms were all over gas prices
- The Batman movie starring Robert Pattinson, Zoe Kravitz, and Colin Farrell
- March Madness becoming March Sadness then March Dadness
- Getting fired from SNY
- Will Smith slapping Chris Rock at the Oscars because of a joke about Jada Pinkett’s Smith alopecia
- Bruce Willis having aphasia
- Deep Water movie starring Ben Affleck and Ana de Armas
- Morbius movie bombing and what it means for Sinister Six
- Denver Broncos landing Russell Wilson
ABOUT "GIANT MESS":
"Giant Mess" is a sloppy sports and entertainment talk show that covers the New York Giants, New York Mets, movies, TV, comedy and more, hosted by a giant mess, Neal Lynch.
ABOUT NEAL LYNCH:
I'm an Irish-Italian-American who graduated from a Catholic high school (but isn't Catholic), and earned a couple overpriced degrees from a college known for producing doctors and lacrosse players, then became neither. Instead, I tell stories.
Leave a voicemail at (862) 248-1986.
Subscribe to Giant Mess on YouTube: https://bit.ly/GiantMessYT
Follow me on:
- My Official Blog - http://bit.ly/neallynchBLOG
- Giant Mess Facebook Page - http://bit.ly/GiantMessFB
- Twitter - http://bit.ly/NealLynchTW
- Instagram - http://bit.ly/NealLynchIG
- Subscribe to Giant Mess on Apple Podcasts - http://bit.ly/GiantMessApple
- Subscribe to Giant Mess on Spotify - http://bit.ly/GiantMessSpotify
43 min - Scenes from a Divorce Story, plus my Rad Sad Dad Pad | Giant Mess S3 E1
In this episode of Giant Mess, Neal Lynch talks about why he's been MIA for the past 18 months -- his divorce. Also, a recap of traveling with his 3-year-old daughter on trains, planes, and Ubers.
NOTE: Originally recorded on January 24, 2022.
ABOUT "GIANT MESS":
"Giant Mess" is a sloppy sports and entertainment talk show about the New York Giants, New York Mets, movies, TV, comedy and more, hosted by a giant mess, Neal Lynch.
ABOUT NEAL LYNCH:
I'm an Irish-Italian-American who graduated from a Catholic high school (but isn't Catholic), and a college known for producing doctors and lacrosse players, then became neither. Instead, I tell stories. I love ideas and I fantasize about being a private investigator.
Leave a voicemail at (862) 248-1986.
Subscribe to Giant Mess on YouTube: https://bit.ly/GiantMessYT
Follow me on:
My Official Blog - http://bit.ly/neallynchBLOG
Giant Mess Facebook Page - http://bit.ly/GiantMessFB
Twitter - http://bit.ly/NealLynchTW
Instagram - http://bit.ly/NealLynchIG
Subscribe to Giant Mess on Apple Podcasts - http://bit.ly/GiantMessApple
Subscribe to Giant Mess on Spotify - http://bit.ly/GiantMessSpotify
1 hr 28 min - WTF WandaVision, Loving Lovecraft Country, Giants Free Agents + Mock Drafts, Francisco Lindor Trade + Jared Porter Fired | Giant Mess
On this "Giant Mess", Neal Lynch talks about:
- Life - taking the antibodies test, eatin' 'pus at a friend’s 40th birthday dinner, still drunk dading vs hungover dading
- TV - first 2 episodes of WandaVision, finishing Queen’s Gambit, and episodes 2-5 of Lovecraft Country
- NY Giants - which free agents should team re-sign, PFF's predictions for where top free agents will sign, plus more mock drafts
- Mets - the Francisco Lindor trade, Jared Porter getting fired for sending 62 unanswered texts, remaining offseason needs after George Springer signs with Blue Jays
ABOUT "GIANT MESS":
"Giant Mess" is a sloppy sports and entertainment talk show about the New York Giants, New York Mets, movies, TV, comedy and more, hosted by a giant mess, Neal Lynch.
ABOUT NEAL LYNCH:
I'm a plump and furry Irish-Italian-American who graduated from a Catholic high school (but isn't Catholic), and a private research university known for producing doctors and lacrosse players, and i ended up researching my privates.
Leave a voicemail at (862) 248-1986.
Subscribe to Giant Mess on YouTube: https://bit.ly/GiantMessYT
Follow me on:
My Official Blog - http://bit.ly/neallynchBLOG
Giant Mess Facebook Page - http://bit.ly/GiantMessFB
Twitter - http://bit.ly/NealLynchTW
Instagram - http://bit.ly/NealLynchIG
Subscribe to Giant Mess on Apple Podcasts - http://bit.ly/GiantMessApple
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2 hr 48 min
About Giant Mess
From the publisher's feed
Giant Mess is a super sloppy and weird sports and entertainment podcast hosted by a giant mess, the Real Cinch Neal Lynch. On the show, Neal covers New York Giants football, Mets baseball, movies, and…
TV shows, mixing in funny stories along the way. Episodes consist of in-depth movie reviews, insightful tv show recaps, post-game reactions, analysis, predictions, and anecdotes.