Giant Mess

By Neal Lynch

Giant Mess is a super sloppy and weird sports and entertainment podcast hosted by a giant mess, the Real Cinch Neal Lynch. On the show, Neal covers New York Giants football, Mets baseball, movies, and... more

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How many episodes does Giant Mess have?

The podcast currently has 263 episodes available.

Giant Mess episodes:

July 28, 2022Peen Pants, Christmas in July, Beer Die vs Busch Lit | Giant Mess S3 E5
In this "Giant Mess", Neal Lynch talks about his "Glory Days" weekend in Block Island
👖 Peen pants
🎄 Christmas in July
☕️ Fowlers
🛩️ New England Airlines
🏎️ Merritt Parkway
🍉 Watermelon & The Rock's tequila.
⛴️ Stoned teens on the ferry
👏 Clappin' it up at The Oar
ABOUT "GIANT MESS":
"Giant Mess" is a sloppy sports and entertainment talk show that covers the New York Giants, New York Mets, movies, TV, comedy and more, hosted by a giant mess, Neal Lynch.
ABOUT NEAL LYNCH:
I'm an Irish-Italian-American who graduated from a Catholic high school (but isn't Catholic), and earned a couple overpriced degrees from a private research university known for producing doctors and lacrosse players, then became neither. Instead, I tell stories.
Leave a voicemail at (862) 248-1986.
Subscribe to Giant Mess on YouTube: https://bit.ly/GiantMessYT
Follow me on:
My Official Blog - http://bit.ly/neallynchBLOG

Giant Mess Facebook Page - http://bit.ly/GiantMessFB

Twitter - http://bit.ly/NealLynchTW

Instagram - http://bit.ly/NealLynchIG

Subscribe to Giant Mess on Apple Podcasts - http://bit.ly/GiantMessApple

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...more
1h 12min
July 21, 2022Stomach Troubles, Throat Woes, Free Car Costs, Daughter Date Night Frights | Giant Mess S3 Ep4
In this "Giant Mess", sad dad Neal Lynch talks about:
His visit to the gastroenterologist

The wild estimates from mechanic at Mazda service center

Date night with the daughter gets messy
ABOUT "GIANT MESS":
"Giant Mess" is a sloppy sports and entertainment talk show that covers the New York Giants, New York Mets, movies, TV, comedy and more, hosted by a giant mess, Neal Lynch.
ABOUT NEAL LYNCH:
I'm an Irish-Italian-American who graduated from a Catholic high school (but isn't Catholic), and earned a couple overpriced degrees from a college known for producing doctors and lacrosse players, then became neither. Instead, I tell stories.
Leave a voicemail at (862) 248-1986.
Subscribe to Giant Mess on YouTube: https://bit.ly/GiantMessYT
Follow me on:
My Official Blog - http://bit.ly/neallynchBLOG

Giant Mess Facebook Page - http://bit.ly/GiantMessFB

Twitter - http://bit.ly/NealLynchTW

Instagram - http://bit.ly/NealLynchIG

Subscribe to Giant Mess on Apple Podcasts - http://bit.ly/GiantMessApple

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1h 2min
July 13, 2022Multiverse Madness, Stranger Things 4, Top Gun Maverick, Jurassic Locusts | Giant Mess S3 Ep3
In this "Giant Mess", Neal Lynch recaps the biggest personal and public stories of the second half of the first half of 2022 (aka Q2), including:
April
Sold my car

Dwayne Haskins

Gilbert Gottfried

Johnny Depp and Amber Heard trial

Elon Musk wanted to buy Twitter for $44B with a B

Easter - drove down by myself to SC, scared my mom

NFL Draft - Giants done good
May
Ray Liotta

Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

Stranger Things Season 4

Top Gun Maverick
June
Started new job

Jurassic World Dominion

Father’s Day

Daughter's school closed
July
James Caan

Daughter's school closed again

4th of July weekend - LEAD Festival - won a goldfish

America's birthday party in Pearl River

Thor Love and Thunder
ABOUT "GIANT MESS":
"Giant Mess" is a sloppy sports and entertainment comedy show that covers the New York Giants, New York Mets, movies, TV, comedy and more, hosted by a giant mess, Neal Lynch.
ABOUT NEAL LYNCH:
I'm an Irish-Italian-American who graduated from a Catholic high school (but isn't Catholic), and earned a couple overpriced degrees from a college known for producing doctors and lacrosse players, then became neither. Instead, I tell boring stories.
Leave a voicemail at (862) 248-1986.
Subscribe to Giant Mess on YouTube: https://bit.ly/GiantMessYT
Follow me on:
My Official Blog - http://bit.ly/neallynchBLOG

Giant Mess Facebook Page - http://bit.ly/GiantMessFB

Twitter - http://bit.ly/NealLynchTW

Instagram - http://bit.ly/NealLynchIG

Subscribe to Giant Mess on Apple Podcasts - http://bit.ly/GiantMessApple

Subscribe to Giant Mess on Spotify - http://bit.ly/GiantMessSpotify
...more
1h 14min
July 12, 2022Zaddies, Vengeance, Alopecia < Aphasia, Erotic Thrillers & Sinister Six | Giant Mess S3 Ep2
In this "Giant Mess", Neal Lynch reviews the biggest personal and public stories of the first 3 months of 2022 including:
Visits to Block Island Rhode Island

Winter Olympics being forgettable

Super Bowl being bittersweet for Giants fans & OBJ

Russia Ukraine War and how moms were all over gas prices

The Batman movie starring Robert Pattinson, Zoe Kravitz, and Colin Farrell

March Madness becoming March Sadness then March Dadness

Getting fired from SNY

Will Smith slapping Chris Rock at the Oscars because of a joke about Jada Pinkett’s Smith alopecia

Bruce Willis having aphasia

Deep Water movie starring Ben Affleck and Ana de Armas

Morbius movie bombing and what it means for Sinister Six

Denver Broncos landing Russell Wilson
ABOUT "GIANT MESS":
"Giant Mess" is a sloppy sports and entertainment talk show that covers the New York Giants, New York Mets, movies, TV, comedy and more, hosted by a giant mess, Neal Lynch.
ABOUT NEAL LYNCH:
I'm an Irish-Italian-American who graduated from a Catholic high school (but isn't Catholic), and earned a couple overpriced degrees from a college known for producing doctors and lacrosse players, then became neither. Instead, I tell stories.
Leave a voicemail at (862) 248-1986.
Subscribe to Giant Mess on YouTube: https://bit.ly/GiantMessYT
Follow me on:
My Official Blog - http://bit.ly/neallynchBLOG

Giant Mess Facebook Page - http://bit.ly/GiantMessFB

Twitter - http://bit.ly/NealLynchTW

Instagram - http://bit.ly/NealLynchIG

Subscribe to Giant Mess on Apple Podcasts - http://bit.ly/GiantMessApple

Subscribe to Giant Mess on Spotify - http://bit.ly/GiantMessSpotify
...more
43min
July 10, 2022 Scenes from a Divorce Story, plus my Rad Sad Dad Pad | Giant Mess S3 E1
In this episode of Giant Mess, Neal Lynch talks about why he's been MIA for the past 18 months -- his divorce. Also, a recap of traveling with his 3-year-old daughter on trains, planes, and Ubers.
NOTE: Originally recorded on January 24, 2022.
ABOUT "GIANT MESS":
"Giant Mess" is a sloppy sports and entertainment talk show about the New York Giants, New York Mets, movies, TV, comedy and more, hosted by a giant mess, Neal Lynch.
ABOUT NEAL LYNCH:
I'm an Irish-Italian-American who graduated from a Catholic high school (but isn't Catholic), and a college known for producing doctors and lacrosse players, then became neither. Instead, I tell stories. I love ideas and I fantasize about being a private investigator.
Leave a voicemail at (862) 248-1986.
Subscribe to Giant Mess on YouTube: https://bit.ly/GiantMessYT
Follow me on:
My Official Blog - http://bit.ly/neallynchBLOG
Giant Mess Facebook Page - http://bit.ly/GiantMessFB
Twitter - http://bit.ly/NealLynchTW
Instagram - http://bit.ly/NealLynchIG
Subscribe to Giant Mess on Apple Podcasts - http://bit.ly/GiantMessApple
Subscribe to Giant Mess on Spotify - http://bit.ly/GiantMessSpotify
...more
1h 28min
January 21, 2021WTF WandaVision, Loving Lovecraft Country, Giants Free Agents + Mock Drafts, Francisco Lindor Trade + Jared Porter Fired | Giant Mess
On this "Giant Mess", Neal Lynch talks about:
Life - taking the antibodies test, eatin' 'pus at a friend’s 40th birthday dinner, still drunk dading vs hungover dading

TV - first 2 episodes of WandaVision, finishing Queen’s Gambit, and episodes 2-5 of Lovecraft Country

NY Giants - which free agents should team re-sign, PFF's predictions for where top free agents will sign, plus more mock drafts

Mets - the Francisco Lindor trade, Jared Porter getting fired for sending 62 unanswered texts, remaining offseason needs after George Springer signs with Blue Jays
ABOUT "GIANT MESS":
"Giant Mess" is a sloppy sports and entertainment talk show about the New York Giants, New York Mets, movies, TV, comedy and more, hosted by a giant mess, Neal Lynch.
ABOUT NEAL LYNCH:
I'm a plump and furry Irish-Italian-American who graduated from a Catholic high school (but isn't Catholic), and a private research university known for producing doctors and lacrosse players, and i ended up researching my privates.
Leave a voicemail at (862) 248-1986.
Subscribe to Giant Mess on YouTube: https://bit.ly/GiantMessYT
Follow me on:
My Official Blog - http://bit.ly/neallynchBLOG
Giant Mess Facebook Page - http://bit.ly/GiantMessFB
Twitter - http://bit.ly/NealLynchTW
Instagram - http://bit.ly/NealLynchIG
Subscribe to Giant Mess on Apple Podcasts - http://bit.ly/GiantMessApple
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...more
2h 48min
January 07, 202117 Most Anticipated Movies of 2021, 10 Best TV Shows & Films of 2020, Eagles Tank Giants Playoff Hopes | Giant Mess S2 Ep20
On this "Giant Mess", host Neal Lynch talks about:
Christmas and New Year's break

Best TV shows of 2020 including honorable mentions and top TV shows on the watch list

Best Movies of 2020 including honorable mentions and top movies in the queue

Most Anticipated Movies of 2021

Giants vs Cowboys NFL Week 17 Regular Season Finale Recap

Eagles tanking vs Washington Football Team on Sunday Night Football - Doug Pederson is a disgrace

NYG's 2021 Opponents and way too early record prediction
ABOUT "GIANT MESS":
"Giant Mess" is a sloppy sports and entertainment talk show about the New York Giants, New York Mets, movies, TV, comedy and more, hosted by a giant mess, Neal Lynch.
ABOUT NEAL LYNCH:
I'm a plump and furry Irish-Italian-American who graduated from a Catholic high school (but isn't Catholic), and a private research university where i researched my privates. known for producing doctors and lacrosse players, then became neither. Instead, I'm a visual learner.
Leave a voicemail at (862) 248-1986.
Subscribe to Giant Mess on YouTube: https://bit.ly/GiantMessYT
Follow me on:
My Official Blog - http://bit.ly/neallynchBLOG

Giant Mess Facebook Page - http://bit.ly/GiantMessFB

Twitter - http://bit.ly/NealLynchTW

Instagram - http://bit.ly/NealLynchIG

Subscribe to Giant Mess on Apple Podcasts - http://bit.ly/GiantMessApple

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...more
2h 44min
December 15, 2020Jason Garrett's Gotta Go, Giants Might Strike Browns Note, James McCann's Our Man, Jared Porter Restores Order To Mets Force | Giant Mess
On this Giant Mess, Giants-Mets fan Neal Lynch talks about:
Giants Week 14 loss to the Arizona Cardinals - Jason Garrett schemes up a dud plan for injured Daniel Jones

Giants Week 15 matchup against the Cleveland Browns - this one could get ugly

Mets signing free agent White Sox catcher James McCann to a 4-year, $40 million deal

Mets signing new GM Jared Porter for four years and my reaction to his introductory press conference

Should the Mets trade for Milwaukee Brewers closer Josh Hader?

Top 5 Mets who should be Hall of Famers
ABOUT "GIANT MESS":
"Giant Mess" is a sloppy sports and entertainment talk show about the New York Giants, New York Mets, movies, TV, comedy and more, hosted by a giant mess, Neal Lynch.
ABOUT NEAL LYNCH:
I'm a plump and furry Irish-Italian-American who graduated from a Catholic high school (but isn't Catholic), and a college known for producing doctors and lacrosse players, then became neither. Instead, I'm a Barbie Girl living in a Barbie world.
Leave a voicemail at (862) 248-1986.
Subscribe to Giant Mess on YouTube: https://bit.ly/GiantMessYT
Follow me on:
My Official Blog - http://bit.ly/neallynchBLOG
Giant Mess Facebook Page - http://bit.ly/GiantMessFB
Twitter - http://bit.ly/NealLynchTW
Instagram - http://bit.ly/NealLynchIG
Subscribe to Giant Mess on Apple Podcasts - http://bit.ly/GiantMessApple
Subscribe to Giant Mess on Spotify - http://bit.ly/GiantMessSpotify
...more
1h 25min
December 04, 2020Giants Survive Bengals, Seahawks on Trap Game Alert, Tale of Two Trevors, Worst December Mets Trades | Giant Mess
On this episode of "Giant Mess", giant mess Neal Lynch talks about:
Thanksgiving Recap - Temper Tantrums and Board Game Controversies

Planes, Trains, & Automobiles + Scrooged

Giants win over Bengals - Daniel Jones' hamstring injury

Preview Giants vs Seahawks - Colt McCoy's time to shine?

Trevor May signing with the Mets - underrated, under-the-radar reliever

Which player is the best FA fit for Mets? 538 argues for Trevor Bauer

Where do Mets rank as THE destination for George Springer?

The DJ Lemahieu to Mets domino effect

Best November Mets Trades

Worst December Mets Trades
ABOUT "GIANT MESS":
"Giant Mess" is a sloppy sports and entertainment talk show about the New York Giants, New York Mets, movies, TV, comedy and more, hosted by a giant mess, Neal Lynch.
ABOUT NEAL LYNCH:
I'm a plump and furry Irish-Italian-American who graduated from a Catholic high school (but isn't Catholic), and a college known for producing doctors and lacrosse players, then became neither. Instead, I'm a…Peacock, captain ya gotta let me fly.
Leave a voicemail at (862) 248-1986.
Subscribe to Giant Mess on YouTube: https://bit.ly/GiantMessYT
Follow me on:
My Official Blog - http://bit.ly/neallynchBLOG
Giant Mess Facebook Page - http://bit.ly/GiantMessFB
Twitter - http://bit.ly/NealLynchTW
Instagram - http://bit.ly/NealLynchIG
Subscribe to Giant Mess on Apple Podcasts - http://bit.ly/GiantMessApple
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1h 47min
November 20, 2020We Got Robbed, Giants Squash Bird Curse, Marc Colombo Fired, Robinson Cano Suspended, Save Yourselves!, Black Box | Giant Mess
In this episode of "Giant Mess", Giants-Mets fan Neal Lynch talks about:
The cops informing us that both of our cars were broken into along with our garage

Getting tested for Covid again

Save Yourselves! - sci-fi comedy / alien invasion rom-com

Black Box - sci-fi thriller from Blumhouse Productions on Amazon Prime

Giants Week 10 win over the Eagles = pivotal turning point for the franchise

Giants offensive line coach Marc Colombo fired by Joe Judge

Updated NFL Playoff Odds + Predictions

Which Giants should be Pro Bowlers?

7 Sweetest Bye Weeks Since 1990

Mets second baseman Robinson Cano getting suspended for all of 2021 season due to use of PEDs

Steve Cohen continues to crush Twitter

5 of the Worst Wilpon Era Moments

Jared Hughes' bizarre bagel story
ABOUT "GIANT MESS":
"Giant Mess" is a sloppy sports and entertainment talk show about the New York Giants, New York Mets, movies, TV, comedy and more, hosted by a giant mess, Neal Lynch.
ABOUT NEAL LYNCH:
I'm a plump and furry Irish-Italian-American who graduated from a Catholic high school (but isn't Catholic), and a college that's known for producing doctors and lacrosse players, then became neither. Instead, I'm a savage... ratchet, bougie, average.
Leave a voicemail at (862) BIT-1986.
Subscribe to Giant Mess on YouTube: https://bit.ly/GiantMessYT
Follow me on:
My Official Blog - http://bit.ly/neallynchBLOG
Giant Mess Facebook Page - http://bit.ly/GiantMessFB
Twitter - http://bit.ly/NealLynchTW
Instagram - http://bit.ly/NealLynchIG
Subscribe to Giant Mess on Apple Podcasts - http://bit.ly/GiantMessApple
Subscribe to Giant Mess on Spotify - http://bit.ly/GiantMessSpotify
...more
2h 40min

FAQs about Giant Mess:

How many episodes does Giant Mess have?

The podcast currently has 263 episodes available.