Things spiral fast on The Carton Show on WFAN when a fired-up Giants fan calls Craig Carton a “troll” for raining on the Jim Harbaugh coaching celebration. What starts as a Giants vs. Carton argument turns into an all-time Carton rant featuring brutal quarterback comparisons (Jaxson Dart vs Jalen Hurts, Dak Prescott, Jayden Daniels), Carton declaring himself the “most educated host on radio,” and Big Mac pushing back. Then the show completely derails into classic WFAN chaos cheerleader analogies, wild hypotheticals, old-school movie debates (Superfly, The Mack, Five Heartbeats, The Last Dragon), phone etiquette arguments, and Carton refusing to back down from anything.