Tracy gifts Mike a very special, expensive appliance. Mike gifts Tracy a different but also very special, expensive appliance. They ate the same garbo frozen pizzas growing up.

Mike and Tracy hit the open road. Mike gifts Tracy a long-awaited alternative to the burger diaper. Tracy gifts a solution for sleepiness that turns out to be an ingenious backdoor promo.

The Rainmaker, Kazuchika Okada, wins a pyrrhic victory. Tracy gifts Frankenstein a delicate symbol of civilization. Mike gifts Frankenstein signifiers of wealth, plus the sheer brand heft and power of Madame BREE JACOBY. 

Mike and Tracy are challenged to find a secret gift in the rapidly dwindling Halloween section of Walmart. Now the spooky results shall haunt their house for the rest of time.

Tracy gifts Mike an adventure befitting a French exile. Mike gifts Tracy an adventure of geographic riddles.

Mike gives Tracy a way to finally stop holding tacos and hot dogs. Tracy chickens out, buys Mike something both good and classy.

Tracy and Mike procure each other useful multiples. Tracy intuits the coming destruction caused by Mike's constant pull-ups. Mike honors Tracy's intense relationship with a nerdy wrestling tee.

Mike and Tracy ponder a gift to prevent the recurrent disappearance of occupants from the house next door. Mike offers local goods and services with just a hint of the supernatural. Tracy shows up with the promise of spa treatments and home invasion.

Acknowledgements: 

"Dewdrop Fantasy" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Tracy and Mike critique the business plans of our nation's ailing mall kiosks. Along the way, Mike is gifted a mega lesson in hydraulics, and Tracy is gifted the world's first good custom-designed pet novelty item.

Mike's lawn game gift for Tracy is a totally original and innuendo-laden intellectual property. Tracy's lawn game gift for Mike comes fully playtested by drunk college students.