Dive into the absolute misery of bombing your middle school math tests and praying for completion grades from the linebacker-turned-teacher, before reliving the ultimate nightmare of broadcasting a high school game to an audience of four while giving your family computer a virus. We then hit the Clubhouse to debate the insane pregame stress of girls getting ready in a dorm room, the shocking reality of the high school "weed kid" graduating from Harvard, and the terrifying armpit-sweating anxiety of walking across the bleachers at a varsity basketball game. We finish with a breakdown of the most electric Jon Gruden miked-up moments and drop the ultimate survival guide for dodging day-one hangovers at three-day bachelor parties.

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00:00:00 The Philosophy of a Solid C Grade
00:00:45 The New Digs: Moving to a Co-Working Space
00:03:46 Team Jordan Shoes and the B-Minus Budget
00:04:47 Flirting with the Honor Roll
00:06:55 After-School Help and College Math Struggles
00:11:40 Dad's Math Meltdowns
00:16:55 Listener Email: Volleyball Broadcasting & Virus-Riddled Apps
00:20:06 Joey's Anxiety-Inducing College Radio Broadcast
00:25:59 Listener Email: The Weed Kid Who Went to Harvard
00:35:34 Listener Email: High School Gym Entrance Social Anxiety
00:46:48 The Mystery of Neighbor Dan
00:49:02 Listener Email: Is Fernando Mendoza a Hunty?
00:54:29 Listener Email: Miked Up as a Math Teacher & Favorite NFL Moments
01:01:28 Listener Email: Bachelor Party & Wedding Survival Guide
01:11:16 Wrap Up and Outro