In our most personal episode yet, Holly opens up about the end of her "girls' group chat holiday romance." From the fast-tracked reality of living together to the red flags she couldn't ignore, we’re pulling back the curtain on why some relationships are simply not sustainable.


We dive into the "inevitable" three-month mark, the drain on personal energy, and the bizarre world of post-breakup burner accounts and fake narratives. Plus, we introduce a brand new segment: The Burn Book, where we list the behaviors we are leaving behind for good.


Stick around for Breakup Confessions, including a wild story of mutual cheating and a high-stakes dog-napping for the sake of "Pickles" the Dachshund. We wrap things up with a "Take Him Back or Walk Away" quick-fire round and a fairy tarot card reading that points to a very bright future.

This week, we’re recapping the WSL after-party chaos where Steph gets relentlessly pursued by a Gen Z “hair-flicker” who definitely lied about his age. We finally put Holly's harmonica skills to the test.

Plus, we dive into your letters about near-death experiences, including the many lives of Brianna and some truly unhinged confessions involving "shower thrones," the "ant eater" anatomy lesson, and a very unexpected closet companion.

Get ready for a laugh-out-loud episode as Steph and Holly Davey welcome the iconic Irish comedian Joanne McNally to the studio for Girls Next Door. 

Fresh off her comedy tour, Joanne dives into everything from her early life being adopted in Ireland to her hilariously unfiltered take on dating and relationships in her 40s.

The group compares notes on the gentlemanly (but sometimes chaotic) nature of Irish men versus the "she’ll be right" attitude of Aussie blokes, and Joanne explains the origin of the "Pussy Palace".

They also touch on the more serious side of societal expectations, discussing body image and the pressures women face today.

In our Confessions segment, things take a bizarre turn as we hear from a listener who dug himself into a hole so deep he might hit the Earth's core: what do you do when you accidentally gift your main girlfriend a necklace belonging to a "side-chick's" dead grandmother?

Finally, we wrap up with the Sealed Section, with the awkwardness of "silent" partners in the bedroom  and a truly shocking horror story involving a washing machine’s spin cycle.

Would you jump into the water with 20 people just to keep a legend afloat? What if a Great White was waiting for you on the other side?

In episode three, Steph and Holly Davey are coming to you straight from the energy of the Rip Curl Pro at Bells Beach. The girls recount a life-changing morning out on the water with the legendary Barney Miller and 8-time World Champ Steph Gilmore, a session that quickly turned from "pro-surfing royalty" to "two seals in a shark tank".

The chaos doesn't stop at the shoreline. Steph and Holly dive deep into the Davey family archives for a round of "I Can’t Believe They Let Us Do That," featuring:

The "Methylated Spirits" Cure: Why their dad’s answer to every sports injury involved a bottle of Metho and biting on a jumper.

Fireball Soccer: A childhood game involving toilet paper, more methylated spirits, and a complete lack of adult supervision.

From swallowing sausages whole to a very specific (and slightly terrifying) Russian Babushka doll incident.

Whether it's dodging sharks or dodging HR nightmares in the IT department, this episode is a wild ride with the Girls Next Door.

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Welcome back to Girls Next Door! In episode two, Steph and Holly are sorting through the aftermath of their launch party and a mystery marketing campaign that had everyone (including their moms) asking questions. Things take a turn for the dramatic as Steph recounts saving an 80-year-old man from a rip while surfing at "Roadies," only to have the moment lightened by some very confusing "gratitude".The girls also address a "Bachelorette" expose in The Herald Sun and face off in Trauma Checkmate, where stories of stolen silverware and rigged high school dance battles compete for the ultimate crown. Finally, we open the Sealed Section for some truly wild listener submissions—including a woman whose thumb was replaced by her big toe and a date that ended in a very literal "sticky" situation.

In the first episode of Girls Next Door, we’re (Steph and Holly... hey 👋) starting at 100mph with stories that are equal parts tragic, traumatic, and just plain gross.

We’re revisiting the day a childhood home went up in flames before diving into a listener inbox that truly needs an exorcism.We unpack "Atrium-Gate"—a Year 12 Biology disaster involving a fern, a "code brown," and a 10-year cover-up—and help a listener who is currently "dyin’" inside after moaning her ex’s name in the heat of the moment.

Plus, we tackle the ultimate "red flag" mystery: what do you do when your dentist boyfriend has a locked room full of labeled human teeth?

From a tattoo cream hack that left a relationship feeling a little too numb, to a "meet the parents" dinner where the dad turns out to be a former bathroom-cubicle hookup, this episode is a wild ride through smoke, scandals, and very shitty secrets.

Welcome to the neighborhood.

It starts as a normal chat… and ends somewhere it probably shouldn’t.