Girls Next Door

In this massive episode, the Girls Next Door are officially stepping into their business girl era!

But before they launch their secret business later this year, a nostalgic drive through Hawthorn sends them completely down memory lane.

Get ready for some incredibly wild, hilarious, and triggering stories from their university days. From awkward college lock-ins and accidental bathroom interruptions to legendary pranks involving a Shrek soundtrack, this episode covers it all.

Plus, they read some hilarious listener confessions including a shared house drama featuring laxatives in the milk, and a full-blown murder mystery.

Finally, they answer a deep-dive dilemma from a Spanish listener asking, "Am I auto-sabotaging my relationship, or am I just not that into him?" They weigh in on relationship pressures, friendship group dynamics, and why you should never force yourself to conform.

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Grab a glass of red wine, girls, because this week's debrief is absolutely chaotic. Steph finally went on that highly anticipated dating-app date, but she wasn’t expecting a third wheel to completely hijack the night. Enter: a 60-year-old human behavior researcher who decided to use the guy sitting next to them as a live case study. We break down the literal facial features of a psychopath, why he asked for a kiss at the most awkward moment possible, and the exact etiquette of first-date kissing.Plus, we open up the voicemail inbox for a listener story titled "The Midnight Massacre" and trust us, it involves a wild turn of events that no first date should ever face.

In this episode, we cover:

• The Ultimate Third Wheel: How a stranger evaluated Steph's date right in front of his face.
  
  
• Psychopath Checklist: The asymmetric facial features and "dead eyes" to watch out for.
  
  
• "The Midnight Massacre": A listener's horror date involving a surfboard injury and a very panicked mother.
  
  
• Highway to Hell: Why you should always check exactly how far away your date lives before getting into the Uber.
  
  
• The Sealed Section: Holly and Steph recount the time they accidentally stumbled into an exclusive, adults-only Melbourne event and the awkward run-in with someone from their brother's school.
  
  
• The Alpha Friendzone: Steph explains how she aggressively "shacka’d" and "friendzoned" a high-profile AFL footballer.

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Welcome back to the neighborhood for a massive milestone Episode 10! The energy is electric this week as Steph and Holly Davey are joined in the studio by two-time Olympian, twin mum, and absolute powerhouse Morgan Mitchell. The girls kick things off with a hilarious trip down memory lane, unpacking the reality of how they all actually met through their exes back in their shared Collingwood days. 

The unfiltered conversation rolls straight into a massive, unforgettable "Sealed Section", but the real shockwave hits when the girls expose Steph’s best-kept secret. Her past life playing in the Lingerie Football League (LFL). Steph recounts the peak hilarity of trying to keep her push-up-bra-and-camoflage athletic career completely hidden from the staff at the school where she taught, leading to an incredibly funny confrontation with a 6'8" former AFL ruckman.

Things wrap up with a wild, laugh-out-loud "After Dark" segment featuring listener confessions. It’s an episode packed with laughs, banter, and zero filter. 

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G'day neighbours! Settle in, because this week’s neighborhood catch-up gets properly hectic.

Steph kicks things off with a massive, two-layer weekend announcement that leaves everyone stunned. She has officially "come out" to her inner circle and entered her dating app era.

After putting her profile entirely in the hands of her best mates, the girls projected it onto the big screen for a brutal, hilarious swiping session. From analyzing the exhausted looks of the local dating pool to lowering the age bracket, Steph shares exactly why she has been thrust into her new chapter as a proud "Modern Cougar."

To test her official status, Holly subjects Steph to a high-stakes "Modern Cougar Quiz," grilling her on everything from ideal date nights to financial realities and music tastes.

The laughter only gets louder as the girls read through a fresh stack of unhinged neighbour confessions. From a hilariously awkward "Sharehouse Smuggler" who steals luxury items from his dates to elevate his mates' messy living conditions, to an absolute shocker of a "Sealed Section" story where a morning-after encounter crashes head-first into an unexpected family reunion, no topic is off-limits.

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Neighbours! Welcome back for another MASSIVE episode. The vibes are high as Steph and Holly return from a chaotic weekend at the Gold Coast for the WSL. Between hanging out in VIP tents and recovering from the "G-Coast flu," the girls are joined by a very special guest: Collingwood captain, bestie and all-round legend, Ruby Schleicher.

Things take a turn for the unhinged as the girls recount the legendary (and painful) weekend their brother Nathan managed to break every single sister's arm in various sporting mishaps.

Plus, the letterbox is absolutely packed with unhinged listener confessions, featuring a "fart wrap" story, a Christmas cricket bouncer to the eye, and a babysitting mix-up that nearly ended in an accidental kidnapping.

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Neighbours, welcome back for what’s been an absolute mental week. Following the massive response to Holly’s recent split, the girls are leaning right into their "single era" and the tightening of the community. They kick things off by chatting about why the "big block" is a non-negotiable move to protect your peace from burner accounts and toxic vibes. It’s more than just hitting a button, it’s a proper bonding session for everyone who’s had to choose themselves and move on.

To celebrate this fresh start, the girls have a high-stakes Rom-Com Draft, arguing over the best 90s and Y2K classics. Everything from 10 Things I Hate About You to How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days.

The games keep rolling with a round of "Build-a-Boy," where they try to put together the perfect partner based on looks, work, values, hobbie and personal qualities. However, they quickly realise that even a fit, 6'4" bloke with family values is a total deal-breaker if he’s got a squeaky high-pitched voice or a dodgy habit of snaking your waves in the surf.

Things get properly hectic during the "After Dark" segment, as the girls go through a stack of neighbour confessions. We’re talking petty revenge involving golf balls in exhaust pipes, and a first-sleepover horror story that involves a tragic dog seizure and a frantic bathroom retrieval. No topic is off-limits here. Amidst the chaos, the girls reckon there are some solid ways to heal, from "unbroken writing" journals to just getting up and dancing. It’s a timely reminder to stop wasting time on "dirty dogs" and start backing yourself.

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In our most personal episode yet, Holly opens up about the end of her "girls' group chat holiday romance." From the fast-tracked reality of living together to the red flags she couldn't ignore, we’re pulling back the curtain on why some relationships are simply not sustainable.


We dive into the "inevitable" three-month mark, the drain on personal energy, and the bizarre world of post-breakup burner accounts and fake narratives. Plus, we introduce a brand new segment: The Burn Book, where we list the behaviors we are leaving behind for good.


Stick around for Breakup Confessions, including a wild story of mutual cheating and a high-stakes dog-napping for the sake of "Pickles" the Dachshund. We wrap things up with a "Take Him Back or Walk Away" quick-fire round and a fairy tarot card reading that points to a very bright future.

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This week, we’re recapping the WSL after-party chaos where Steph gets relentlessly pursued by a Gen Z “hair-flicker” who definitely lied about his age. We finally put Holly's harmonica skills to the test.

Plus, we dive into your letters about near-death experiences, including the many lives of Brianna and some truly unhinged confessions involving "shower thrones," the "ant eater" anatomy lesson, and a very unexpected closet companion.

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Get ready for a laugh-out-loud episode as Steph and Holly Davey welcome the iconic Irish comedian Joanne McNally to the studio for Girls Next Door. 

Fresh off her comedy tour, Joanne dives into everything from her early life being adopted in Ireland to her hilariously unfiltered take on dating and relationships in her 40s.

The group compares notes on the gentlemanly (but sometimes chaotic) nature of Irish men versus the "she’ll be right" attitude of Aussie blokes, and Joanne explains the origin of the "Pussy Palace".

They also touch on the more serious side of societal expectations, discussing body image and the pressures women face today.

In our Confessions segment, things take a bizarre turn as we hear from a listener who dug himself into a hole so deep he might hit the Earth's core: what do you do when you accidentally gift your main girlfriend a necklace belonging to a "side-chick's" dead grandmother?

Finally, we wrap up with the Sealed Section, with the awkwardness of "silent" partners in the bedroom  and a truly shocking horror story involving a washing machine’s spin cycle.

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Would you jump into the water with 20 people just to keep a legend afloat? What if a Great White was waiting for you on the other side?

In episode three, Steph and Holly Davey are coming to you straight from the energy of the Rip Curl Pro at Bells Beach. The girls recount a life-changing morning out on the water with the legendary Barney Miller and 8-time World Champ Steph Gilmore, a session that quickly turned from "pro-surfing royalty" to "two seals in a shark tank".

The chaos doesn't stop at the shoreline. Steph and Holly dive deep into the Davey family archives for a round of "I Can’t Believe They Let Us Do That," featuring:

The "Methylated Spirits" Cure: Why their dad’s answer to every sports injury involved a bottle of Metho and biting on a jumper.

Fireball Soccer: A childhood game involving toilet paper, more methylated spirits, and a complete lack of adult supervision.

From swallowing sausages whole to a very specific (and slightly terrifying) Russian Babushka doll incident.

Whether it's dodging sharks or dodging HR nightmares in the IT department, this episode is a wild ride with the Girls Next Door.

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