Girls Off the Rails

The girls:

- Discuss every house at Halloween Horror Nights Orlando

- Wonder why they would make the Quiet Place, loud

- Discuss all the weird and mid food they offer at Universal

- Try to decide if you get the ick from watching people play spikeball

- Wonder if you should pronounce it like MIKERphone or MICROphone

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The girls:

- try to figure out how to say "Carrie Ann Inaba"

- try to remember who Harris Walz is

- want to make "that's a boo hole" shirts

- do the segment "Why is no one talking about this"

- why girls can't hide if they have small boobs

- why the new alien movie should have had a nonbinary lead

- how good of a game heads up is

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DeAnna’s Instagram: @Deedoersch

Old Milk’s Instagram: @Oldmilkimprov

Friends of Friends Recording: @Friendsoffriendsrecording

The Girls Discuss Roger Rabbit's CarTOON Spin. They're shocked to find out that the 

• sexy rabbit got a jacket put on her 
• she's not a detective in the movie 
• the ride is crazy and makes no sense 
• rachel has actually never seen the movie 

Also, the girls try out a new segment that nobody is talking about!!

We talk about Remy's Ratatouille Adventure and Laney's family trip to Paris! Famously Parisians love when you ask for a "table for ten." 
We talk about:- what people are disliking about the ride, including what someone may or may not "whip" out - who are the hot characters in the ride - if we would like the marvel coaster - and much much more! 

The girls (and one rail) talk about:

- a better name for the restaurant

- what a "big top" is 

- micROphone man (or mikerphone man)

- and much much more! 

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DeAnna’s Instagram: @Deedoersch

Old Milk’s Instagram: @Oldmilkimprov

Friends of Friends Recording: @Friendsoffriendsrecording

In this episode we bravely talk about the Pirates of the Caribbean rides where we ask the important questions like 

•  would you ever live in this ride 
• why do the animatronics look so bad 
• is rachel cancelled 
• does anyone give a rat's ass about hidden mickeys
• and much much more! 

This week we hit on our favorite celebrity chef owned chicken restaurant (besides PDQ) - Guy Fieri’s CHICKEN GUY. Yes it’s a fast casual and fairly intense chicken restaurant - the theme is simply “cool chicken.”

Girls updates! 

The girls discuss one of Rachel’s new favorite rides (and one of her parents’ favorites too!) Disneyland’s Submarine Voyage! 

They talk about:

• Findingnemosubmarinevoyage (one word on wikipedia)
• Dee trying to not get laid off from monsanto fish scoop ride :( 
• Dee peeing her jeans 
• Which girls are hungry for pellet
• And duck, marry, kill Captain Nemo, Bruce the shark, and Nikita Krushev 
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DeAnna’s Instagram: @Deedoersch

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Friends of Friends Recording: @Friendsoffriendsrecording

The girls talk to Niko Thiel about growing up in Iowa and when they would trek almost 60 miles to go to acclaimed arcade and water park, FunCity! 
You can hear about:

• the casino on navigable waters 
• the clever name of Ballocity
• how a fake car can look like a real car 
• and what hotel rooms have no windows 

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Rachel’s Instagram: @Rachelbaldwin56

DeAnna’s Instagram: @Deedoersch

Niko's Instagram: @Nikothiel

Gunk's Instagram: @Gunkimprov 

Old Milk’s Instagram: @Oldmilkimprov

Friends of Friends Recording: @Friendsoffriendsrecording

The girls revisit space mountain because... Rachel finally went on it! At this point, twice! 
In this episode the girls:

• Cover Brok's Elvis impersonation (Hubba Hubba) 
• Read yelp reviews that were written for attention
• Wonder how blue a sandwhich could really be 
• AND how wet fries could really be

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Wanna see what the girls are up to? Follow us here:

Girls’ Instagram: @Girlsofftherails

Rachel’s Instagram: @Rachelbaldwin56

DeAnna’s Instagram: @Deedoersch

Old Milk’s Instagram: @Oldmilkimprov

Friends of Friends Recording: @Friendsoffriendsrecording