Girls On The Rocks

Girls On The Rocks

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Girls On The Rocks episodes

  • Episode 53 | Kehlani’s New Video FLOPS, Drake’s Abs Exposed, & Taylor Swift’s Album Rumors!

    In this week’s episode, we’re diving deep into the chaos and drama lighting up the music world right now:

    Kehlani’s new track “FOLDED” is out, but why is the music video getting dragged online?

    Drake’s abs—are they real or just another Photoshop fantasy?

    The verdict is in: we break down what’s next after the Diddy case developments.

    Trouble in paradise? We discuss the rumored split between Tate McRae and The Kid LAROI.

    Taylor Swift might be dropping her 12th album by the end of the year—Swifties, stay ready.

    And yes, Cascada is BACK with new summer music, and we’ve got thoughts.

    It’s messy, it’s music, it’s everything you didn’t know you needed. Tap in.

    🔔 Don’t forget to subscribe, rate, and leave a review!

    38 min
  • Episode 52 | Tyler the Creator Wants Us BANNED?! + Miley’s Regret, Bieber’s Rebrand & Swift’s $13K Bracelet

    This week on the pod, we’re diving into the latest chaos and conversation from the world of pop culture:

    Miley Cyrus opens up about regretting half of Plastic Hearts — what went wrong?
    Taylor Swift drops $13,000 on the iconic stadium friendship bracelet — is that a flex or a fandom moment?
    Justin Bieber rebrands to @lilbieber on Instagram — what’s the meaning behind it?
    Tyler, the Creator says it’s time to BAN podcasters — are we offended
 or kinda agree?
    Plus: Weekly vibes, hot takes, and everything trending.

    Hit that play button and come vibe with us.

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    Let us know your take in the comments or DM us on socials — we’re reading everything
    Follow for more updates, recaps & chaos

    54 min
  • Episode 51 | Is TS12 Coming? And Why Is Everyone Mad at Sabrina?

    This week on the pod, we're diving headfirst into a whirlwind of pop culture! We kick things off with Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s headline-making appearance at the NHL game—are they becoming the ultimate sports/pop power couple? Then we break down Sabrina Carpenter’s announcement of her upcoming album "Man's Best Friend" and the buzz (and backlash) around that bold, controversial cover art.

    We also unpack the theories around Taylor possibly hinting at her mysterious 12th studio album through her latest summer merch drop—is TS12 closer than we think? Plus, a quick chat about Taylor’s heartwarming visit to a children’s hospital, how ChatGPT’s new voice update is freaking people out (in a good way?), our weekly vibe check, and more hot takes along the way.

    Grab your headphones—it's a packed episode you don't want to miss. 💬🎧💅

    1 hr 8 min
  • Episode 50 | AMAs Flop, Love Island Cast Drop, Ariana in “Meet the Parents”? + Viral Flight Drama & Taylor’s Big Win

    This week we’re spilling the tea on the AMAs falling off hard, the spicy new cast of Love Island, and Ariana Grande’s rumored role in the next Meet the Parents sequel (what?!). Plus, we break down the viral clip of a girl belting out Moana on a delayed flight—iconic or cringe? And of course, we’re celebrating Taylor Swift officially owning all her masters. Legends only.


    New episodes every week — hit follow and don’t miss a thing. 🎧✹

    59 min
  • Episode 49 | Bieber Said WHAT?!

    In this episode, we’re covering the most random mix of chaos—and somehow it all makes sense. We kick things off with the bizarre news that Gypsy Rose’s manager is also her defense attorney (??), and yes, we have thoughts. Then we chat about our Memorial Day weekends.

    We also get into Chris Brown’s arrest and quick release, Raven-SymonĂ© having Kyle Massey on her pod (a throwback we didn’t see coming), and Taylor introduces me to the truly unhinged world of spicy cruises.

    Oh—and of course we had to talk about Justin Bieber’s super shady caption about Hailey’s Vogue cover. Like
 sir? Why?

    Plus, our weekly vibes are back—music, moods, and everything in between. Let’s get into it.

    52 min
  • Episode 48 | HBO MAX (Again?), Twilight Drama, and the Diddy Trial Commentary Is Sickening

    In this episode, things get heated and deep. First up, HBO is pulling a full circle moment and calling themselves HBO MAX again—why can't they just pick a name and stick to it?! Then, what started as a casual Twilight mention turned into a full-blown debate—Evelina hated the last two movies and Taylor was shook... like friendship-questioning level shook.

    During our Fun Fact Happy Hour, we break down a wild post from Pubity that says babies stare longer at attractive faces đŸ‘¶âœš (yes, babies are already out here judging).

    Then, we shift gears and get real. We talk about the disturbing commentary surrounding the Diddy trial—specifically the gross, victim-blaming takes about Cassie and the ignorance around how abuse, power, and control really work. Lastly, we touch on the situation between DDG and Halle Bailey and the important conversations it’s sparked.

    Buckle up, this one’s got laughs, side-eyes, and serious moments.
    🎧 Tap in and let us know where you stand on Twilight
 we’re still recovering.

    1 hr 10 min
  • Episode 47 | Cyrus Family Fallout, Silver Fox Ads & Met Gala Madness

    In this week’s episode, we’re diving headfirst into the drama. We kick things off with the latest updates from the Cyrus family — from Tish Cyrus "accidentally" unfollowing Miley to Miley’s surprise reunion with Billy Ray after their public fallout. Then we switch gears to the unhinged side of TikTok with Taylor’s feed being overtaken by a bizarre ad campaign called “Taming the Silver Fox” (you truly have to hear this to believe it).

    Next, we touch on the wild news that the new pope is from Chicago (??), before jumping into all things Met Gala — the looks, the chaos, and Usher’s viral performance, including that moment with Sabrina Carpenter and the now-infamous cherry.

    And of course, it wouldn’t be a full episode without talking about Gypsy Rose, who’s back in the headlines after another internet “crash out,” this time surrounding her relationship drama.

    Grab your headphones — this one’s messy, funny, and very, very online.

    1 hr 20 min
  • Episode 46 | Blue Ivy STUNS, Vanderpump Villa Tattoo Drama, & the Rise of Hot Older Men

    Beyoncé’s Cowboy Carter Tour is giving everything — especially with Blue Ivy and little Rumi joining her on stage! We talk about Blue Ivy’s major glow-up since the last tour and how adorable Rumi is in the spotlight. Then we dive into the latest Vanderpump Villa drama: Stassi and Beau’s heated debate over a tattoo
 of his half-sister?! We’re with Stassi on this one.

    We also unpack a viral post about Gen Z being open to dating much older men — which sends us spiraling into a list of hot celebs in their 50s and 60s (spoiler: there are a lot). Plus, weekly vibes: Taylor’s loving her vintage-style Barstool x Call Her Daddy hoodie, and Evelina’s obsessed with Hope Goodwin’s parody song “Benny.”

    Hit play and let’s get into it! đŸŽ€âœš

    57 min
  • Episode 45 | Are Miley Cyrus, Katy Perry & Chipotle All in Their Flop Era?

    This week on Girls on the Rocks, we ask the big question:

    Is Miley Cyrus entering her flop era? We break down her latest releases and talk about why her connection with fans might be fading.

    We also dive into Katy Perry's bizarre performance, her lackluster tour, and her random battle with what looked like an HVAC pipe.

    Plus, is Chipotle flopping too?! We talk shrinking bowl sizes and quality drop-offs.

    And in classic Jax Taylor fashion, he accidentally flashes paparazzi.

    We also touch on the newly released Titanic photos, give our weekly vibes and chat through some tech struggles - yes, we know the autofocus was wild this episode. Bear with us, we're working on it!

    1 hr 27 min
  • Episode 44 | Strip Malls, Camp Rock 3 & Selena’s Grip on Us

    This week, we spiral (in the best way) about Schwartz & Sandy’s being in a strip mall this whole time—how did we just now realize that?! We also dive into the potential Camp Rock 3 chaos, the Ariana + Ethan breakup rumors, Taylor’s latest Tinder updates, and the ongoing struggle to find quality men. Oh—and we couldn’t resist bringing up Selena Gomez and her unmatched grip on the culture. Tune in for laughs, hot takes, and all the unfiltered vibes!

    55 min

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