Girls On The Rocks

Girls On The Rocks

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Girls On The Rocks episodes

  • Episode 33 | Zendaya Engaged, TikTok Banned, & Twitch Drama Unfolds!

    In this episode of *Girls on the Rocks*, we dive into a whirlwind of hot topics! From the exciting news of Tom and Zendaya’s engagement to the latest updates on the potential TikTok ban. We also unpack Jamie Lee Curtis’s shocking comparison of the California fires to Gaza, Kim Jong-un’s bizarre decision to ban hotdogs (which sends us on a hilarious tangent), and the drama surrounding Twitch’s ex-wife and her controversial claims in her new book. Plus, so much more! Grab a drink and join us for another wild ride.

    1 hr 8 min
  • Episode 32 | Justin Baldoni's Receipts, Aubrey Plaza's Loss, & Espresso Martini Drama!

    In this episode, we dive into all the latest tea! We break down the Justin Baldoni and Blake Lively drama, including Justin's receipts proving his side of the story. We also talk about the heartbreaking news of Aubrey Plaza's husband's passing and the importance of mental health. Plus, we weigh in on bartenders calling espresso martinis "the most annoying cocktail" (we disagree!), and discuss the lawsuit of Ariana and Katie from Vanderpump Rules are facing over their restaurant, Something about Her. Grab your favorite drink and tune in for all this and more!

    47 min
  • Season 3 Premiere: Trump's TikTok Drama, Ariana & Ethan, Wicked on Streaming, & Lisa Vanderpump Tea!

    Season 3 is here, and we're officially on camera - so if we look a little nervous, mind your business. The studio's still a work in progress, but we're diving right in anyway. We're talking Trump's TikTok drama, Ariana Grande and Ethan Slater's messy situationship, Wicked dropping on streaming just in time for New Year's Eve, and Jackie Chan giving his fortune to charity instead of his kid. Oh, and we're throwing shade at Lisa Vanderpump for not being a girls' girl (seriously, how has she not acknowledged Kristen's pregnancy and James Kennedy DV?) It's messy, it's chaotic, and we're here for it. Let's go!

    54 min
  • Episode 30 | "She Probably Has an Identity Crisis Like I'm Going Through Without my Extensions"

    In our special Christmas episode, we’re bringing you all the drama and hot takes with a festive twist! We kick things off by diving into the latest Blake Lively lawsuit against Justin Baldoni, unpacking the controversy and what it means for both stars. Next, we share a heartfelt moment with Ethan Slater's ex-wife, who writes an emotional letter reflecting on her past year, including a brief look at the affair with Ariana Grande and their current relationship. We also talk about the surprising news that the average homeowner age has risen to 56, sparking conversation about the housing market and generational changes. And of course, we can’t forget the juicy Brianna Chickenfry and Grace O'Malley drama that has everyone talking.


    It’s a jam-packed Christmas episode filled with everything you need to know, served up with some holiday cheer!

    53 min
  • Episode 29 | "All I Want is Taco Bell, World Peace, and a lot of Water"

    Okay, this episode is a mess in the best way possible. We got drunk and high, so things got a little out of hand—mostly talking about how excited we were to get Taco Bell after recording (priorities, right?).

    We also HAD to discuss Megan Fox and MGK breaking up like days after announcing their pregnancy. Like, what’s going on there?? We also took a weird detour into the absolutely wild rumor of pizza beans being the lunch of choice for the guy who killed the United Healthcare CEO—yeah, you read that right.

    Oh, and Selena Gomez is engaged now (how?!), while Taylor Swift is out here being an actual angel, visiting a children’s hospital like two days after wrapping up her Eras tour. Like, how does she do it? Meanwhile, Billie Eilish got hit in the face by something thrown at her during a concert. We’re still shook.

    This episode is packed with random celebrity gossip, stupid jokes, and zero filter. If you're looking for a chaotic, funny listen, this one’s for you. Grab your snacks, hit play, and join the ride.

    43 min
  • Episode 28 | 'You're a Toad, My Guy! And She Don't Even Want You!'

    In this episode, we’re giving Spotify Wrapped the side-eye—let’s just say it’s not exactly the glow-up we were hoping for. Then we get into the Eras Book hate (because apparently, not everyone’s a Swiftie), and the We Listen and We Don’t Judge Swiftie TikTok trend that’s actually a lot more judgy than it sounds. Oh, and we’re definitely making some bold, probably wrong predictions about the Eras Tour final performance. Rep TV? We’ll let you know.

    We also unpack the age-old battle of single men vs. single women—who’s really better off being single? Spoiler: me ain't sh**, but we’ve got opinions. And can someone tell us if Sabrina Carpenter and Barry broke up or are just pulling a classic “we need space” move?

    Oh, and in a completely random plot twist, we chat about the CEO of UnitedHealth Group getting shot, because 2024, am I right?

    And finally, let’s talk about Selena Gomez’s Spanish in Emilia Perez. We really wanted to be impressed, but... let’s just say it wasn’t exactly fluent in the way we hoped. No shade, Selena.

    It’s a messy, chaotic episode full of all the pop culture drama, so hit play and join us for the ride!

    54 min
  • Episode 27 | Vanderpump Revived, Wickedly Good Movies, and Black Friday Taylor Swift Scores!

    The Girls On The Rocks crew is back with the tea! Vanderpump Rules is gearing up for a revival, Schwartz & Sandy’s is closing its doors, and Ariana Madix is owning the Thanksgiving Parade. We also dive into our Black Friday wins (hello, Taylor Swift’s book and vinyl!), and rave about Wicked on the big screen. Drama, deals, and dazzling performances—it’s all here!

    57 min
  • Episode 26 | Flu, Friends, and Controversy: Miley's New Album, Diddy's Drama, and Taylor Swift's Girl Power

    Feeling under the weather but still bringing the heat! This week, we're talking about Miley Cyrus' upcoming album, Taylor Swift being the ultimate 'girls girl,' and Diddy's latest drama—spoiler: his lawyers are claiming hotel footage is 'fake news' 🙄. We also dive into dating disappointments, life reflections, and share our weekly vibes. It's a hot mess of sickness, sass, and celebrity gossip. Grab your tissues (or snacks, we don’t judge) and join the chaos!

    47 min
  • Episode 25 | Girls Gotta Eat Review, Sexiest Man Alive, & Ticketmaster Drama

    This week, we’re serving up some hot takes! First, we share our thoughts on the Girls Gotta Eat: No Crumbs Tour show in Madison—spoiler alert, it didn’t quite blow us away. Then, we dive into the sad news of Travis Kelce’s first Super Bowl jersey being stolen during a break-in, with Patrick Mahomes’ home also targeted. And finally, 400 Swifties are taking on Ticketmaster in a lawsuit, and we are here for it. Drama, opinions, and a little bit of chaos—don’t miss this one!

    43 min
  • Episode 24 | Election Disappointment, Book Bans, and Boys Saying 'Your Body, My Choice' – Weekly Vibes Breakdown

    In this episode, we dive deep into the aftermath of the recent presidential election and share our thoughts on Trump’s victory, our feelings of disappointment, and what it means for the future. We also tackle the controversial topic of proposed book bans in schools, including the banning of classics like Twilight and Lord of the Rings. Then, we shift gears to discuss the latest school "trend" where boys are now saying “Your Body, My Choice” –

    what that says about current attitudes towards personal autonomy and gender dynamics and women as a whole. As always, we wrap things up with our weekly vibes – the highs, the lows, and everything in between. Tune in for an unfiltered look at the current cultural landscape and how it’s all affecting us.

    32 min

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