Girls Unscripted

Carolyn starts a new season of Bachelor in Paradise with unscripted producer and Bachelor connoisseur, Grace Douglas. Follow along as they introduce the new contestants, breakdown the latest love triangles, and passionately fight about vanilla.

12:30 - Bachelor In Paradise Recap Starts

This week, Carolyn and Kate cover The Valley’s season 2, episode 12: “Will You Maui Me?” Gabbers - Kristen is engaged! Meanwhile, Janet is enraged! And let’s not forget about Zack, as this proposal added about ten years to his age.

17:32 - The Valley Recap Starts

This week Carolyn and Kate recap The Valley season 2 episode 11: “El Coyote Ugly.” Brittany sees Jax for the first time after rehab, Janet sees red after margaritas, and the men see Jesse’s life coach, where Danny sees he’s fucked.

12:37 - Valley Season 2 Episode 11 Recap

This week Carolyn and Kate cover The Valley’s season 2, episode 10: “You’ve Been Served.” Jax comes home from rehab, and everyone is so excited to see him and the progress he has made… JK ROFLCOPTER!16:50 - The Valley S2 E10 Recap Starts

This week Kate and Carolyn cover The Valley season 2 episode 9: “When One Door Forecloses.” Britt’s Bar is open! Her marriage is closed! Jax’s clothes are out! Danny Darko says hi, and Nia says bye! All this, plus a national fast food shortage and one more J name introduction. Listen in!

11:00 - Valley Recap Starts

This week Carolyn and Kate recap The Valley season 2, episode 8, “The Biggest Snake in the Grass”. It’s a week of the J’s as Janet, Jason, and Jasmine jam-pack this juicy episode with not jolly screaming matches on otherwise jubilant beaches. In other news, Jax still sucks.

0:41 - Reality TV week review.

16:28 - The Valley Recap Starts

This week Kate and Carolyn recap The Valley’s season 2 episode 7: “Ring Around the Rumor.” Jason decides it’s time for a heart-to-heart with Danny about his drinking—because nothing says group bonding like a public intervention. Meanwhile, Kristen drops a gossip grenade about Jason and Janet just in time for Brittany’s (super cute) shark party.

First, Kate and Carolyn share their thoughts on season 2 of The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives.

Then, they recap The Valley season 2, episode 6: “Behind Closed Pantry Doors”. What happens in the pantry, stays in the pantry… said no one, ever! Follow along as Nia feels betrayed, Kyle Chan enters the chat, and Danny defends his relationship with alcohol.

0:38 Secret Lives of Mormon Wives Commentary20:00 Valley Season 2 Episode 6 Recap Starts

Carolyn and Kate recap the Vanderpump Rules season 2 finale: “I Lied.” Scheana's engagement party devolves into chaos when Kristen finally admits she slept with Jax.

07:15 Vanderpump Rules recap starts.

Carolyn and Kate recap The Valley’s season 2, episode 5: “Grapes of Wrath.” The trip to Santa Barbara continues, as does the nuclear fallout between Jesse and Michelle. Meanwhile, Danny and Nia receive Oscar nominations for “Best Couple on Earth,” with cameo appearances from pantry tequila and drunken dinner naps.

15:42 - The Valley S2E5 Recap