Coming in hot with proof, receipts, and timelines - this week Kate and Carolyn premiere their Real Housewives Roundup, starting with Salt Lake City! But don’t worry - they still do some Reality Gab up top, too!

This week, the girls talk about the break up speculations around Taylor Frankie Paul and Dakota Mortensen. Then they jump into the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, recapping their thoughts on episodes 1 and 2 of Season 5. Do they miss Monica? Do they like Britani and Bronwyn? Is Whitney “feeling” or “facting”? Is Meredith gate-keeping baths? Are scrolls demure? All this, and more, on this week’s episode of Girl’s Usnscripted.

07:06 Taylor & Dakota breakup rumors

This week Kate and Carolyn dive back into The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives, the long-awaited arrest of Sean Diddy Combs, plot leaks from The Valley finale, Craig Conover’s betrayal to Loverboy, the New York Fashion Week mess with Micah from Love is Blind and Seb from Too Hot To Handle, The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, and more…

2:15 - Kate hit 100,00 followers on TikTok!!

This week Kate and Carolyn address the rumors of cameras rolling at SUR (but for what?), Lala’s surprising baby name, who actually is (and is not) in Hawaii filming The Valley, Nikocado Avocado’s “social experiment”, and A LOT about The Secret Lives of Mormon wives. They also thank everyone for 1,000 SUBSCRIBERS ON YOUTUBE 🥳 Yay!

01:20 - 1,000 subscribers!

This week Carolyn and Kate talk about Brittany filing for divorce from Jax, their AWKWARD run-in with Brittany and Kristen on the supposed night of the filing, Jax’s official diagnosis, Tamra Judge’s extreme cosmetic procedures, and the surprise engagement of John Janssen to Alexis Bellino. 

This week Carolyn and Kate cover the questionable decision to turn Jax’s bar into Britt’s, Shannon’s legal troubles on The Real Housewives of Orange County, a possible treaty on The Real Housewives of New Jersey, the cut-throat start to The Challenge: Battle of the Eras, the wild docu-series Crazy Chimp and its tie to The Traitors, and more!

02:28 - Chimp Crazy

Just like Jax’s relationship with chunky knit sweaters, all good things must come to an end. Kate and Carolyn wrap up the season one rewatch of Vanderpump Rules, recapping The Reunion and Secrets Revealed episodes. (We’ll reveal one secret here: they both include Stassi crying.) Will Jax speak out on the AA break-up from hell? Will Stassi speak up on the timeline of her and Frank’s relationship? Will Katie speak…period? Find out on this week’s episode of Girls Unscripted!

This week Kate and Carolyn talk about Kate’s run-in with Tom Schwartz, James Kennedy, and Ally Lewber, the long-awaited Love Island Reunion, Ariana Madix’s brother getting arrested, confirmation of Scheana and Lala filming The Valley while Jax is in treatment, Tom Schwartz’s possible appearance on Summer House, and more…

Season one ends with a BANG - or an admission of one, at least! Listen as Kate and Carolyn take you through an episode that is as wild as your boss asking you to pose in a mandatory bikini photoshoot. Laura-Leigh lands the role of a lifetime and leaves the Sur nest; without her, is Queen Stassi finally back? What a way to end a season that saw enough tears to fill Villa Rosa’s pool, enough of Jax’s sweaters to keep us warm, and not nearly enough logic or sense. But perhaps, at the end of the day/season, that’s the perfect amount after all.

This week Carolyn and Kate talk about Jax Taylor entering in-patient treatment, Brittany Cartwright’s rumored new Bachelor Nation boyfriend, the newly announced mini Bravocon, the surprising new addition to The Real Housewives of New York, Aaron from Love Island getting dragged by Dave Portnoy, the new Hulu reality series “The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives” and more…

This week, listen as Kate and Carolyn break up with you at an AA meeting. Oh wait, that was Jax & Laura-Leigh! Follow along as Laura-Leigh’s reign comes to a chaotic end as Stassi’s seems to begin again within the walls of Sur. And if you ever need a page out of the book “How to Act When Your Staff Quits Midshift Because of Personal Shit”, look no further than Peter & Guillermo’s performance on this week’s recap of Vanderpump Rules!