Kate and Carolyn recap Vanderpump Rules Season 2, Episode 13: “B***h Slap.” You probably remember where you were this day, as surely you heard the slap that reverberated around the world. Follow along as Kate, Carolyn, the entire SUR staff, and all the Beso restaurant patrons plus their staff, witness the public execution of Kristen Doute’s social life, as Stassi and Jax confront her with the truth.

Vanderpump Villa fans, this one's for you! In this special episode of Girl’s Unscripted, Kate and Carolyn sit down with Vanderpump Villa’s very own Hannah Fouch and Hagen Bach. They talk about castle hook-ups, their favorite guest groups, behind -the-scenes secrets, what’s next for their reality TV careers, and more! Listen in as they spill ALL the tea on Vanderpump Villa’s second season, airing now on Hulu!

This week, Carolyn and Kate recap season 2 episode 4 of The Valley, “The Circle of Strife.” The group heads to the scenic hills of Santa Barbara where ovulation runs rampant, rage texts can still reach, and gratitude circles get cut short…

Kate and Carolyn recap Season 2, Episode 3 of The Valley, “The Billionaire and the Boys’ Chat.” Continuing its tenure as the darkest show on Bravo, this week’s episode serves up casual fare like accusing the mother of your child of being a billionaire’s escort and blacked-out husbands groping women in public! But nothing is as dark as WHATEVER THE F is on that boys’ chat…

06:19 - The Valley S2E3 Recap

Kate and Carolyn recap Vanderpump Rules season 2, episode 12: “Till Death Do Us Part.” Three years ago Tom and Ariana made out in a swimming pool at The Golden Nugget? Yes. That did happen. Scheana gets engaged? Yes. That did happen. Kristen releases rage on Ariana at SUR? You betcha. Totally happened. Tom and Kristen finally break up!? Oh, nvm. Somehow that still doesn’t happen…

07:47 - VPR S2E12 Recap

This week, Carolyn and Kate recap The Valley season 2, episode 2: “Checking In.” After Jax’s rage hits an all-time high, his friends and loved ones try to convince him he’s at an all-time low. Worried he will lose access to Cruz, he reluctantly storms out to rehab. Meanwhile, Jesse and Michelle are struggling to co-parent, with bombs dropping everywhere: Michelle allegedly cheated, while Jesse’s girlfriend is allegedly sleeping with “the guy from Baywatch.” *Trigger warning - this episode talks about domestic and substance abuse.

09:54 - The Valley S2E2 Recap

Buckle up, Gabbers! Kate & Carolyn are as excited to dive into The Valley Season 2 premiere as Brittany is to put lube in her hair! Follow along as Jax spirals to rock bottom while Kristen’s redemption arc soars high! Meanwhile, Jesse threatens to take his kid to Orange County while Danny clings to the promise of Santa Clarita! And don’t forget about Janet, the boys’ chat, or terrariums! All this and more on this week’s episode of Girls Unscripted.

13:52 The Valley - S2 Premiere Recap

This week Kate and Carolyn gab about Brittany Cartwright’s bar falling through, the Southern Charm Reunion Part 2, the Summer House love triangle, and the latest viral Survivor moment.

Then the ladies recap season 2, episode 11 of Vanderpump Rules: “The Ultimatum.” Follow along as Stassi’s birthday trip to Cabo continues to be nothing short of a disaster. Jax confirms Ariana and Tom did hook up in Vegas, and Kristen confirms that that won’t stop her from sleeping with Tom. And did Jax just bring 7+ women to Stassi’s birthday boat!?

08:00 - The Valley/VPR: Brittany Cartwright’s bar sold

11:35 - Southern Charm: Reunion Part 2

13:20 - Summer House: Lexi & Jesse & Ciara

14:16 - Survivor: Viral Jeff Probst moment

17:52 - VPR Rewatch: Season 2, Ep 11 recap

Carolyn and Kate start off with some reality gab including Craig’s rumored new girlfriend, the frustrating Southern Charm reunion part one, Jesse Solomon’s Summer House “toe sucking” drama, and the dating potential between Jesse and Ciara Miller.

Then, the girls recap Vanderpump Rules season 2, episode 10: “SUR of the Border.” The servers go on a group trip for Stassi’s 25th birthday, but don’t worry, she won’t let you forget it! Follow along in Cabo, Mexico as Scheana “prefers gang-banging” in a van and Schwartz dumps an entire beer on his girlfriend’s face!

This week, Kate’s spritz b*tch journey continues! Then the girls catch up on this week’s reality gab: Garcelle’s surprising departure from The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Teresa Giudice and Luis Ruelas major financial woes, The Real Housewives of Miami’s Alexia and Todd Nepola’s filing for divorce, the new reality trailers for Bravo’s “Love Hotel” and Hulu’s “Got to Get Out,” Ally Lewber’s new astrology podcast, and Patricia Altschul’s upcoming book: “Eat, Drink, and Remarry.”

Then Kate and Carolyn recap Vanderpump Rules season 2, episode 9: “Rich People Annoy Me.” And by rich people, Stassi is referring to the cast of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, as they come in for ga dramatic dinner at SUR. But first, Kristen Doute must melt down in SUR, behind SUR, and down the curb from SUR, as she spirals over the Tom and Ariana rumors. Meanwhile, Jax must lie (about whether or not he lied) about Tom and Ariana making out behind a port-o-potty at Coachella…!?