Sorry R. Kelly — there are no kids allowed in this Adult Swim session. On our 34th episode, we backstroke through the dating pool and discuss the best ways to approach women (and when not to). Is a woman really more attractive when she’s drowning in obligations? Why do we have to suffer (or die) to be appreciated?!

Also, we dive into story a special story time—‘When Eliot met Tony: An 8-hour New York Love Story.’

Plus—MTA hookups & breakdowns, and a cliffhanger that’ll make you want to plunge head first into the next episode!

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Ep. 33 - It's Called an Evening Gown, Darling by

We said we were going to stick to only one topic this episode and the lie detector determined... THAT was a lie! Tune in as we cover everything from the end of Maury’s ratchet daytime TV reign to Rih’s discount gender reveal and the latest in black fashion news. Which white designer’s new collection is giving “segregation chic”? Which girl’s got her daddy’s hips? The results are in!

Plus, white tears and a ragin’ new segment that’s sure to cause controversy.

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Kim Kardashian doesn’t think you’re doing amazing, sweetie. But we do! What’s NOT amazing? Nicki Minaj’s body image inflation, Drake’s new ‘do, the loss of a Braxton, a Summer wardrobe no one asked for, working with blacks, and working for whites.

Plus—which girl finally started some much needed therapy? Find out on our 31st episode!

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Can we be Frank? 'Cause we're ready to spice things up! Tune in to another distasteful episode as we recap the celebrity news that's left a strange taste in our mouths since the start of 2022. Drake, step away from the hot sauce. Rocky, step away from the Rihanna -- ASAP! Plus -- dick pics, Saucy Sanchez, Blasians and more!

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All we want for Christmas is you listening to our last episode of the year! This week, we cover Christmas past, present and future and close out 2021 on a merry note. What’s on our Xmas wishlist? Which girl is the grinchiest of all? What do you get the guy that gives you everything? Turn down the carols and tune in to your favorite Jingle Belles to find out!

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Once you go Off-White...y’all know the rest. This episode is a tribute to our black king of fashion—Virgil Abloh. We reminisce on the late, great visionary’s work, accomplishments, legacy and impact, and take a walk down black fashion memory lane.

Plus—was the beef between Kanye and Drake real meat or an impossible burger?! And a special story time about that one time our homegirl met DMX and took him back to her dog house.

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Oh baby! This week’s episode is a labor of love and hate. We go gaga talking Da Baby, Lil Baby, baby brothers, a possible babe-Rih, and a new Baby Bustin’ era.

Plus—who wants their baby back? Which gal has the sexiest mama and dada? And does love really have to come before marriage and the baby carriage? We give our first (and last) words on all of the above!

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U-G-L-Y, you ain’t got no alibi! You ugly! And we want to date you! This week, we’re talkin' types, boo. Find out what traits each girl is looking for in a mate and why we think medium ugly men are so goddamn great. Also, a debate: does being a man in Atlanta automatically make you gay? Hint: the answer is yay. Plus, saving anal for marriage is the mission and a heartfelt plea for black men to stop niggin’.

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Your girls have gone wild! This week's social media round-up is too hot for TV -- from Chloe "Throat Baby" Bailey's softcore debut to Travis "🤦🏾‍♂️" Scott's hardcore disaster of a festival. Plus, cum along for the ride as we have an uncensored discussion on some hot new celebrity co-stars, reveal who we'd like to watch get it on on-screen, and share an unpopular opinion on a 20 inch--er--year pairing that the interwebs love to hate.

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