Hey, are you okay? 'Cause we aren't! As we near the end of another taxing year, the girls check-in and cover all the important mental health topics. Surviving West Indian parents — check. Dealing with grief — check. Masturbation as a coping mechanism — check, check, check!

*Check out bonus audio (added 11/11/21) of a life or death story time that leads to a discussion on the topic of euthanasia.

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Mercury is in reggaeton and our dancing is as offbeat as our dating lives! On our Jordan episode, we discuss the cuffing season schedule and why we won’t even make it 23 minutes into the season, much less to the championship game that is Valentine’s Day.

Plus—which bad bunny’s been creepin’ in a Navahoe’s teepee? Tune in and find out!

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This week, we present our Yeezus Thesis. We are giving a lengthy lesson in Kanyeology and you might wanna take notes. Tune in as we compare and contrast the long awaited ‘Donda’ with Drake’s ‘Certified Lover Boy,’ and take a walk down West memory lane.

Plus, our footnotes on the fashions of the VMAs and the Met Gala, and the introduction of a new segment of dating and sex tales — Eliot & the City.

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Your girls are no longer juveniles — we’re finally legal! Join us for our fun-filled 21st episode where we recap our vacations, talk celebrity relations and discuss vaccinations. Whose jail bae is fresh out? Who’s a big fine woman but won’t vax that thang up? Who’s recently had a new guest visit their presidential pussy suite? Find out by tuning in!

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This week, we continue to put our favorite black celebrity men on trial. Will MJ, Kanye, Tory Lanez, and Tory Lanez' hairline please take the stand? Plus, which one of your favorite rappers is accused of being a perv?! A scathing surprise testimony from Eliot on the alleged Certified Creepy Uncle before we give our closing statements and decide who we really gon' stick beside.

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Can I get a witness?! Your three favorite judgmental jawns turn jurors for a special two-part 20th episode. We put some of our favorite shamed celebrities on trial and examine uncancel culture within the black community. What’s our verdict on R. Kelly and Bill Cosby? You won’t want to miss a second of the trial of the century — bible.

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Time to clock in and get to work on episode 19! This week, we discuss what it’s like working while black — from competing with less qualified white peers to drawing a fine line with our fellow black co-workers. Plus, we take an extra long lunch break and talk drugs, drinking, dick, bickering with bae, and crown the stepmother of the year.

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The category is body...odor. 😷 This week’s discussion is as low down and dirty as some of your drawers! From funky nut to skid marks — the tidy trio covers some of the biggest male hygiene fails and drop tips on how to clean up your act (and ass).

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How low can we go? Pretty damn low! But not that low... Listen as your favorite medium Petty Betties turn up the pett-ometer and talk beef, subbin’, and player haters. Plus — Alex and Eliot react to Charlie’s Unpopular Opinions: Are Ciara and Russell Wilson corny? Should Rihanna hang up music for good? We address it all!

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Beep-beep! Are those your besties in a Tessie?! Your three favorite lil' oxtails are back and coming to you live from Alex's new Tesla. This week - we're minding EVERYBODY's black business. From Footprints Restaurant to Brandon Blackwood -- we tackle the "we nuh have dat" factor and breakdown the formula for what makes a successful black business. Just call us "gratuity" 'cause we've got the tips! Plus -- who's the Kim Kardashian of this trio? Find out on episode 16!

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