Girly Mags

AS IF we would tease you with a best of episode part 1 and not deliver part 2! How could we even fit all of our favs into two episodes??? IT WAS NEARLY IMPOSSIBLE but we did it, in classic Girly Mags fashion - tastelessly. One million thank you’s to our listeners. We love doing this, we love that you love it, and we love you. Join us each episode as we revisit 90s & 2000s teen magazines, share our most mortifying moments, review dated (sex) advice, gab celebrity gossip, read listener mail, and laugh uncontrollably without fail.This episode features some hilarious and raunchy clips from the last year. All to prep you for what’s to come...1. Best Quiz: Is Lauren Girlfriend Material? - EPISODE 9: SEVENTEEN APRIL 19942. Most Family Positive story: Cousin lovin’ - EPISODE 14: SEVENTEEN DEC 19913. Best Advice: Kim Gordon Dear Girl - EPISODE 17: DIRT AUGUST 19924. Most Wokest Content: Consent in the year 2000 - EPISODE 16: TEEN AUGUST 20005. Best Celebrity Stories: Planes, Trains, and Mouseketeers - EPISODE 4: YM OCTOBER 2002 PT 2 and EPISODE 12: SEVENTEEN JULY 19966. Most Truthiest Truth or Dare: Wipe Anything - EPISODE 19: YM SEPTEMBER 1998

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ONE YEAR LATER AND WE STILL HERE, Y’ALL. It was a warm day in May 2017 when the Girly Mags crew first got together to bring you what is now known as the greatest nostalgia podcast OF ALL TIME. We are proud to bring you this show and continue to be blown away by the positive responses we receive from our listeners who we LOVE! THANK YOU for listening to our over-the-top antics and ridiculousness week after week! Join us each episode as we revisit 90s & 2000s teen magazines, share our most mortifying moments, review dated (sex) advice, gab celebrity gossip, read listener mail, and laugh uncontrollably without fail (although maybe it’s the jazz cabbage...can’t be 100%, we ain’t doctors).In this episode the GM crew brings you PART 1 of some of our personal favourite segments. Join us as we dive into the best, grossest, weirdest, and straight-up unbelievable moments of yesteryear... Best This Month in History: Dec 1991 - Episode 14: SEVENTEEN DEC 1991Best “Ass” Anything: Shaving 101 - Episode 8: YM JAN 1998Best Reader’s Mail: Kait’s Last Will and Testament - Episode 11: YM MARCH 1999Best Sex Story: Who Let the Dogs Out? - Episode 18: TWIST MAY 1999Best of Fashion: Tearaway Pants - Episode 4: YM OCTOBER 2002 PT 2Best Local Name Drop: Drake - Episode 7: YM SEPTEMBER 2000

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Welcome to Windows 95: an era when Dennis Rodman wasn't a diplomat to North Korea. This week, Girly Mags is sittin’ up in your room with covergirl Brandy and talking all things ‘90s teen magazine. We’re up to our usual tricks, gags and mortifying moments, along with providing some handy advice for dumping your S/O now that cuffing season is OVER! Blast off with us into the Girly Mags galaxy as we discover ourselves and reminisce about the not-best-years of our lives...

 

This Month in History: April 1995

Traumarama: Mango Tango

Ask Anything: The Curious Case of Dr. Dee

Finessing in the ‘90s with Yung Manischewitz

Welcome to Dumpsville: Population: You!

I’m Miss World: Courtney Love Trivia

Quiz: Is James A Boyfriend Addict?

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June 1996 - The bloated corpse of alternative was just starting to stink, rap music was in the middle of its second golden age and at the peak of the East Coast/West Coast rap war, Will Smith was the biggest movie star in the world with Independence Day, and Girly Mags isn’t talking about any of that because Teen Magazine doesn’t give a shit.Instead, we’ve gathered around the table to discuss embarrassing parents, the war on drugs, and how to deal with copycats (firing some painful shots at noted biters James Cameron and Vanilla Ice). Open your heart to Girly Mags, and we will open your minds…………….to 1996. This Month in History: June 1996Embarrassing Moments: Moms that send you straight to the burn wardWeed 101: The prohibition of drugs and the war on the underclassCopycat: GET A %!$ IDENTITY, GAWDQuiz: What’s your friendship style?

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This week we’re cruising down to Capeside with Girly Mags... Dawson’s Creek style! This episode features special guest Josh Lindley, #1 Katie Holmes fan and co-owner/creator of the much acclaimed website, Bartender Atlas -- a worldwide community of bartenders created for bartender and booze lovers alike. Josh joins us this episode to discuss the crazy things we’ve done for love, play some GM truth or dare, and touch (on) our erogenous zones. All of this while we get loose on the Lindley drink special “Creek Water.”  Special appearance by Slurry Cruise.

 

This Month in History: September 1998

Say Anything: Popcorn Seasoning

Ask Anything: Single and Ready to Tingle

Will You Do Anything for Love (But You Won't Do That?)

Miss Katie Holmes Joey Potter Booze Cruise

Quiz: Which Dawson’s Creek Character Are You?

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Ah, the wild and weird spring of May 1999 -- Millenium was at the top of the charts, the Mummy busted the box office and Lance Bass was emerging as a spiky-haired sex symbol. This week, Girly Mags is reminiscing about the good ol’ days of teen dating, cybersex and bad decisions. And what episode would be complete without a classic GM gem that’s burned into your psyche forever? Parental discretion is advised.

 

This Month in History: May 1999

Friend 2 Friend Q&A: Ditching your friends for a f&%*boi

The Wildest Thing I Did Online: Love + Exotic + Animals

I Hooked Up With My Ex: All My Exes Live in Texas

Quiz: What Kind of Star Are You?

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Head back to the hot millennium summer, where we’d survived the ominous Y2K apocalypse and were probably cybersexing on AOL Instant Messenger. In this episode, Girly Mags gabs Thong Song, aliens, and how to say NO, along with some primo advice for safely navigating the Information Superhighway. Also - CONSPIRACY THEORIES! Do you believe that some things make SO MUCH SENSE but your buds at the FBI continue to deny it until they finally go public with their decades of research and people are clamouring at your Etsy shop to buy your tin foil hats??? The truth is out there. This podcast is the truth.  This Month in History: August 2000Humiliation Hot Sheet: Water Sports Surfing for Love in a Sea of ScamMaster34’sHow to Say No: Consent in the Year 2000Kirsten Dunst’s Wild Night with Blink 182 and...aliens 👽Quiz: Which Conspiracy Theory Are You?

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Welcome to 2018….or is it 1993? Sassy was the hottest mag on the shelves, Texas was ripe with Branch Davidians and yo’ mama disses were 🔥. We gab about Roey’s guilty pleasures, gossip about covergirl Jennie Garth, aka 90210 sweetheart/bitch Kelly Taylor, pick our must-have Columbia House CD’s and yuk it up in vintage Girly Mags style. This Month in History: April 1993Q&A: Send N00dZ Creeps: How to Tweeze the SleazeColumbia House: 10 CD’s for a penny (Two things that no longer exist in Canada)Jennie Garth: The Whitest Chipmunk in the Scurry90210 Personality Quiz: Which Character is Amy?

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Cue the 90210 theme song! This episode has your favourite 90’s bad girl, Shannen Doherty and all the juicy drama that was being a filthy rich teen in Beverly Hills. Listen to the Girly Mags crew blab on about the hottest cast members, best guest stars and favourite episodes of the ultimate teen drama classic. We’ll also delve into those titillating old Richard Gere rumours and hear a sizzling teen diary from the early ‘90s. Also, tune in to Andrea’s real-life Say Anything moment as we end the year and welcome the holidays!

 

This Month in History: December 1991

FanMail: Dear Diary

Sex and Body: Into The Void

Mean Queen Shannen Doherty

Relating: Cousin Lovin’

Holiday Quiz: Jews vs Catholics in the National Holiday League (NHL)

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The entire GM Crew is back together! And we’re joined by special guest and host of 90’s nostalgia podcast Capsule ‘98, Randi Bergman. We dissect some seriously hairy situations, four-alarm fire hazards, say goodbye to Geri Halliwell and reminiscence over the the sex appeal of Leonardo DiCaprio. Get ready for some Titanic-worthy disasters in the Say Anything section and find out if Randi has a case of the green-eyed monster. This Month in History: May 1998Say Anything: It’s Lit 🔥Ask Anything: Pube-lic Enemy # 11998 TriviaLeo DiCappuccino and the Curse of the Dad BodQuiz: Jealous Much, Randi? Top-secret super-special, sealed sex section!

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