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EPISODE 41: COSMOPOLITAN JUNE 1999

It’s ladies night, oh - what a night. Ya, you heard us - it's ladies night. The crew got our hands on a rather salacious '90s issue of Cosmo, featuring some pretty crazy content - like hard-boiled eggs into unlikely places (hint: not your upper lips), fanfiction celebrity hookups and a Girly Mags member owning up to a serious crime. So slip on your handbags, strap on your…overpriced shoes, and get ready because for this episode, we bring you: LADY MAGS.

IN THIS ISSUE:

This Month in History: June 1999

Celebrity Hookups: The Morning After

The Sex Files: Agony or Eggstacy?

Quiz: What’s Your Honesty Policy

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It’s ladies night, oh - what a night. Ya, you heard us - it's ladies night. The crew got our hands on a rather salacious '90s issue of Cosmo, featuring some pretty crazy content - like hard-boiled eggs into unlikely places (hint: not your upper lips), fanfiction celebrity hookups and a Girly Mags member owning up to a serious crime. So slip on your handbags, strap on your…overpriced shoes, and get ready because for this episode, we bring you: LADY MAGS.

This Month in History: June 1999

Celebrity Hookups: The Morning After

The Sex Files: Agony or Eggstacy?

Quiz: What’s Your Honesty Policy?

EPISODE 40: YM March 2000

Do you remember what happened in March of Y2K? Nope, us neither, so we dug out an incredible YM MTV issue to help us out. TRIGGER WARNING: Carson Daly’s forehead.

We get love advice from MC Bones, aka Tom Green, hear a former MTV VJs supremo humiliating moment, give totally unqualified advice on teen drug use, and relive the old town road that was the millennium! You can rest assured we are the most qualified guides to take you on this time-traveling journey, so saddle up, ponies.

Oh, and PS - this episode marks the Girly Mags TWO YEAR ANNIVERSARY! What a ride!!!

IN THIS ISSUE:

 This Month in History: March 2000

 Say Anything: #penisgate

 Ask Anything: Feel Good Juices (FGJ)

 The Real Deal on Drugs

 Romance Lessons From Tom Green

 Quiz: Do you hide your true self from guys?

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EPISODE 39: SEVENTEEN JULY 1997

Picture it if you will...it was the hot summer of ‘97, and you’re slurpin’ up your Big Gulp living your semi-charmed life, playing foolish games with your friends, watching hotties on the beach and thinking “Can’t nobody hold me down." Your whole life is ahead of you, every day is winding road...

This episode we’re joined by special guest, Kaniehtiio Horn, celebrated Mohawk actress and host of the amazing podcast Coffee With My Ma (which you can read about here and listen to here). How did we prep her for the show, you ask? “Things can get a little... raunchy.”

IN THIS ISSUE:

 This Month in History: July 1997

 Celebrity Traumarama: Diapermobile

 Sex and Body: Pornomania/Life is The Pits

 1997 Readers’ Poll: Girly Mags Goes to the Polls

 Quiz: How Addicted to Movies Are You?

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Roll on that body glitter and let your thong hang out, all the way back to this February 2005 issue of Teen People. We’re giving you the 411 on forgotten couples, examining the bad gals of Hollywood and discussing the trials and tribulations of unofficial Whole Foods spokesperson Jessica Simpson. Also, James takes on the heroic task of Marilyn Mansplaining the entire plot of The Son of the Mask so that you never, ever have to watch it. You’re welcome.

IN THIS ISSUE:

1.  This Month in History: February 2005

2.  Your Life, Busted: Oops! (There It Is)

3.  Hottest Celebrity Couples: Where Are They Now?

4.  Hollywood Bad Girls: Papa-Paparazzi

5.  The Goof-Proof Asking Them Out Guide: Is it Worth It, Let Me Work It

6.  Quiz: How Romantic is He?

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Roll on that body glitter and let your thong hang out, all the way back to this February 2005 issue of Teen People. We’re giving you the 411 on forgotten couples, examining the bad gals of Hollywood and discussing the trials and tribulations of unofficial Whole Foods spokesperson Jessica Simpson. Also, James takes on the heroic task of Marilyn Mansplaining the entire plot of The Son of the Mask so that you never, ever have to watch it. You’re welcome.

IN THIS ISSUE:

1.  This Month in History: February 2005

2.  Your Life, Busted: Oops! (There It Is)

3.  Hottest Celebrity Couples: Where Are They Now?

4.  Hollywood Bad Girls: Papa-Paparazzi

5.  The Goof-Proof Asking Them Out Guide: Is it Worth It, Let Me Work It

6.  Quiz: How Romantic is He?

This ep is gonna blow you out of the water, people. This week Girly Mags takes a lighthearted look at 2005, long after our futures became dim. Case in point: Paris Hilton was “so hot”, it was splitzville for Brad and Jen, and someone probably knew who Chad Michael Murray was. Sorry, Chad. This ep is full of laughs and some pretty craptastic stories. Definitely don’t eat during this one, y’all. We warned you.----more----

IN THIS ISSUE:

1.  This Month in History: January 2005

2.  Embarrassing Moments: Stick a Fork in ‘er, She’s Done!

3.  “Cool” Comebacks: The Itty Bitty Titty Committee

4.  Celebrity Scandals: First Take Hot Take

5.  Astro Guide: What’s the Tea (Leaves)?

6.  Quiz: Which Goddess Are You?

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*Cue mood lighting and slow ballads, ‘cause it’s prom season*

This week we’re joined by the ultra-talented powerhouse Gillian Goerz, co-founder and producer of Drunk Feminist Films to dish on the year that started it all: 1990. We go head-to-head on our faves for the Seventeen Readers’ Poll, shred the gnar on a listener’s question and, as usual, LOL A LOT. So inflate your Reebok Pumps for this one, listeners, it’s gonna be a wild, weird ride.

 

IN THIS ISSUE:

 

1.  This Month in History: March 1990

2.  Ask Dr. Dee: Damn, I Wish I Was Your Lover

3.  The F-Word

4.  Who Do You Love? Readers’ Poll

5.  Strap On Your ‘Blades

6.  Quiz: Babe of the Ball

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Drink from the Beverly Hills, 90210 fountain of eternal youth - all the way back to the era of post-grunge, rollerblades and the last days of Brenda Walsh. It was pretty much impossible for us to turn away from this issue. Tiffani-Amber is on the cover and she spells her hyphenated name with a friggin’ ‘I’ - could you GET any more ‘90s teen? In this episode we are joined by our ol’ pal Josh Lindley (remember him? Mr. Katie Holmes from Episode 19? Ya, we knew you would) and we flex our gag reflexes, learn about how to be true to ourselves, crown a new 90210 trivia champ, and, as per usual, laugh a hell of a lot. We promise you will too.IN THIS ISSUE:1.  This Month in History: December 19942.  Why Me? [Double Feature]: Brace Face / Baboobs3.  How 2 Say No 2 UR Friends: BANDRIES 1014.  Ask Jack: Feeling Guilty, Toledo, Ohio5.  Tiffani-Amber Thiessen: Shallow Val6.  Girly Mags Investigation: Mr. Jones and Me7.  Quiz: Jeo-party Hills, 90210

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As we edge closer to the season of edging - Valentine’s Day - we invite you to join Girly Mags in this episode as we splash around in the waters of yesteryear. Do you remember 2002? It was the last time the Patriots played the Rams at Superbowl XXXIISII (who knows how to read Roman numerals anyway, NERDS!), and Crossroads starring Britney Spears won Best Screenplay at the Oscars. This ep is peppered with a bit of everything for everyone: public shame, stoney baloney, MURDER, Cheaters™, and the people who pronounce clique like “click.” (3/5 Girly Mags hosts agree - that just ain’t right).IN THIS ISSUE:1.  This Month in History: February 20022.  How Embarrassing! [Double Feature]: Readers’ Mail / Coitus Interruptus3.  Q&A Love: The Stoner Lunar Calendar4.  Life Like the Movies: My Dad’s a Murderer 5.  That’s Scandalous: Tricky Hickey6.  Twist Investigation: What Clique Are You In? 7.  Quiz: What’s Your Romance Style?

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