Girly Mags

Bust out your pointy-toed kitten heels and Coolpix cameras cuz we’re going back to the worst year for fashion - January, 2006 with this PG13-cum-rated R issue of J14. This episode we discuss the most fuckable Disney characters, totes embarrassing moments, play a little Truth or Dare and find out if we are BoY crAzY! Joining us on this journey is Nicky Paris (@nickyparisbitch), an LA-based comedian and co-host of Daddy Issues, and who was recently featured on Audible’s 2020 Pride Special!

IN THIS EPISODE

This Month in History - January 2006

Yikes! Total Embarrassing Moments: Jane Says

Tales of Truth or Dare

Quiz: Are You Completely Boy Crazy?

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The summer of 1998 - numetal was raging on the charts, Bill Clinton was lying through his teeth and MTV debuted their Wanna Be a VJ series. Jesse Camp (@therealjessecamp), a lovable goofball from Connecticut with wild hair, was chosen by viewers and became the first ever winner, and he’s joining Girly Mags for this blast-from-the-past episode! Come along for this balls-to-the-wall, totally rockin’ nostalgia trip through his time at MTV, strange celebrity encounters, 1998 trivia and more!

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Put on your raggedy JNCOs and pop in your September 1999 mixtape. Returning is Bartender Atlas’ Josh Lindley, who joins us for a spooky true-crime This Month in History mystery, discusses supremo summer snafus and tries out some lamewad pickup lines courtesy of this issue of Twist magazine. Head back to the time of sneaking into R-rated movies with a PG-13 movie ticket and the time you cried to Sandstorm because a dude with frosted tips dumped you at a school dance.

IN THIS EPISODE

This Month in History: September 1999

No Way! Totally Embarrassing Moments

Under Pressure/Sexual Harassment at School

Bad Pickup Lines

Quiz: Are You a Diva?

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We’re drawing back the curtain  on the February 1998 issue of YM magazine, featuring meme queen and illustrator/artist Krystan Saint Cat (@krystansaintcat). This episode is a mixtape of mall horror stories, love tarot, wet dreams and sussing out our sweetie-snagging styles à la quiz. Join Girly Mags on another stroll down memory lane where, somehow, shitting your pants comes up yet again.

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This Month in History - February 1998

Say Anything: All the Mall Things

Ask Anything: Nocturnal Emissions

Love Tarot: Is Clippy The One For You?

Quiz: Crushing Clues: What’s Your Sweetie-Snagging Style?

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“I wanna be more famous than the Internet.” - Jessica Simpson

Welcome to the first quarantine episode of Girly Mags on WhoHaha! We’re rewinding the tape all the way back to the April 2000 of Seventeen magazine, and we’ve funny gal Lauren Servideo joining us for laughs along the way. Go back to a better time of Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica, some faux pas embarrassing moments, weirdly accurate predictions for 2020 from the Y2K-era and the awful years that were being a teen!

IN THIS EPISODE

This Month in History, April 2000

Traumarama: Lost in Translation

2020 Predictions

Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica

Quiz: Which Buffy Character Are You?

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We're throwing back... all the way back to the time of Windows '95 with the July 1995 issue of Seventeen featuring Aerosmith-video babe and Clueless star, Alicia Silverstone. Joining us for this journey is Amanda Connell, host of You Don't Know What It's Like podcast. Come chase waterfalls with us as we chat summer job traumas, when to dump a shitty boyfriend and find out if we're snobs!

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One of our illustrious hosts had to take a trip down to the world's biggest little city, so we couldn't record this week. But Girly Mags won't let you down! We have a clip episode made up of unheard segments from some of your favourite episodes! Get ready for some funeral mishaps, Gavin Rossdale's sensuous mouth, mysterious hairs, occult powers, and all the embarassing moments and body freak-outs that you expect from Girly Mags.

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Grab your emergency banana liqueur, set your AIM account to permanently away and head down to the bunker with us ‘cause you’re coming with Girly Mags back to Y2K through the January 2000 issue of Teen Magazine. Joining us on this apocalyptic journey is Falen Johnson - co-host of CBC’s Secret Life of Canada. Get ready for year one of the Willenium. Fight your ex, hide your chickens.

 

IN THIS ISSUE

This Month in History - January 2000

Why Me? Humiliation Hot Sheet - Saxophones, Feels on Wheels and Titty Tech

Ex Encounters: Fight, Flight or Shite?

East Meets West - DON'T WEAR A FUCKIN' HEADDRESS 

Quiz: Is He Moving Too Fast?

 

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NEW YEAR, SAME US! After a lil break, the Girly Mags gang is BACK... all the way back to the October 1997 issue of YM. This episode features funny gal @jensakato and is packed with supremo Say Anything moments, including MIA tampons and the trauma of hearing the parentals bang! Join us as we take a dump on diet culture and flex our mental muscles with the Are You a Bimbo? quiz!

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The airports are running again, but we have to take off our shoes as we fly back to November 2001 with our special guest Briana Templeton of sketch comedy duo The Templeton Philharmonic (@templetonphil) and co-host of None of Our Business podcast. We make sure the seatbelt sign is off before heading right for the toilet to check out what strange things our bodies are doing now. Come along for a turbulent ride!

 IN THIS ISSUE

This Month in History – November 2001

Traumarama! – Splish Splash

Body & Soul – Hemorrhoids: The Final Frontier

Welcome to Hell – Christians Make Haunted Houses More Terrifying But Way Less Fun

Quiz – Check Yo Superskills! Are You Kicking Demon Butt or Reading Men’s Minds?

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