Girly Mags

Here's a party loot bag of extra segments from the last few episodes, except instead of ring pops and stickers, it's jokes about periods and pubic hair. Enjoy!

Come along and ride on a fantastic voyage with us through the February 2000 issue of YM! We just slide, glide, slippity-slide in your eardrums (Gross) with our frequent guest Lauren Prussky! We're talking public nudity, sex how-to-ity, and slide down YM's sex poll.

Well, if you got deja vu, you aren't alone! We had to take ANOTHER unexpected break due to a loss in the Girly Mags family and a virulent new strain of COVID. But we're back, baby, and we're gonna hit you one more time with Teen's October 1994 issue. We got your reader write-ins, wedgies, and we dunk on diets. Get your paws on this body-pos episode!

We’re back with a new episode of GRISLY MAGS, covering a ghastly case so bonkers we needed an entire episode to process all of our feelings.

We got our seasonal affective disorder with a little extra pumpkin spice this year, but that won’t stop us from giving you a collection of Too Wild for Podcast segments from our Patreon!

Come party like Paris and Lindsay as we take a trip back to J-14’s February 2006 issue with comedian Olivia Stadler! We give the velvet rope treatment to all the celebrity break-ups, our worst make-outs, nightmare hook-ups and bra-bursting embarrassing moments!

This Month in Herstory - February 2006

Embarrassing Moments - Super-Soaker Boulder-Holder

Worst Celeb Splits of All Time - Paris Stilted, Julia Robber, and Wilmer Dramarama

Quiz - What’s Your Ideal Date?

We steamed our clams through the middle of a heatwave to give you all the hot goss from Twist May 2004 with guest Josh Lindley from Bartender Atlas and a special surprise guest busts through the door and into your ears. Sweat with us to the oldies that never die-ies like Nipplegate, Justin Timberfake and Brit’s baby daddy… Kerver Ferderrlern.

This month in Herstory - May 2005

Embarrassing Moments - Zipper solo

Unsolved Celebrity Mysteries - Nip-nops, paps pop, Kidz bop

Quiz - Are You Ready For Summer Love?

This month in Herstory - May 2005

Embarrassing Moments - Zipper solo

Celebrity Scandals - Nip-nops, paps pop, Kidz bop

Quiz - Are You Ready For Summer Love?

We got a super-sized episode after some super-sized cocktails and we're surprised we survived covering May 1995. Bartender Marta Es returns on her way to the East Coast and we deliver the tampon terror, phys-ed physical, Pauly-to-the-wally action that you've come to expect when the Girly Gang gets loose.

This Month in Herstory - May 1995

Say Anything - Phys-dead, hands red

Ask Anything - My boyfriend had sex and all I got was this lousy STI

Why Are Guys So Gross - "He smells", she yells by the Pauly Shore

Quiz - Do You Try 2 Hard 2 B Popular?

We’re still hungover from our upcoming cocktail-centric episode, so in the meantime, here’s some extra segments from the previous two episodes. Please keep away from the elderly and young children because these segments may present a choking hazard.

Traumarauma: Locker room drama and an unlucky bathroom bachelor

Episode 67: COSMOPOLITAN JUNE 2002 (Guest Lauren Prussky)

Cosmo Confessions - Erotic exclamations

Wackiest Jobs in the World

Is it too sexy if I sexy spoon my sexy sibling?

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EPISODE 67: COSMOPOLITAN JUNE 2002

It’s getting hot in hurr...cuz we’re back with LADY MAGS. Covering a steamy, sizzling issue of Cosmopolitan June 2002. This episode’s a kitchen sink of embarrassing sexcapades, hidden treasures, clams, MURDER and Girly Mags’ usual dose of weirdness. Oh, and a special someone is back for another wild trip with us through the magazine universe. Hang on to your thongs, people.

IN THIS EPISODE:

This Month in History - June 2002

Cosmo Confessions: Condom Conundrum

Grisly Mags Presents: Murder of a Cosmo Editor

Quiz: How Wild is Your Imagination?