Glengarry Glen Ross Infinite

A very disagreeable episode kicks off with the fellas on either side of the proverbial fence. Then they argue about the awesomeness of The Cars. Bill wants his own Wikipedia entry and Matt is very impressed by Strontium. Clarence the Hit Man finally gets his nickname. Baylen and Malone continue their pursuit of Moss. And Zumbo showcases the poetry of a dearly departed songwriter in a touching Quote Corner.

We have no idea what this episode is about. But it includes Wesley Snipes and Gary Sinise finding a corral. Which is cool. And we take a swipe at the Star Wars Minute for no good reason. Which is not cool. And Bill gawks at Jonathan Pryce on the street. Which is creepy.

The fellas open the episode by pitching a tent. Richard Simmons gets cast. Don't bother trying to solve the 36 problem, you'll only live to regret it. Bill almost breaks his mic and Matt's ears over Krypton. Liquid air is mystifying. The fellas debate how pageants are supposed to work and solve the math of Hanukkah. Ricky Roma attains deity status. Matt presents ALL 36 dramatic situations. Why don't NBA players want to wear this number? George is saved by a mysterious bell. The fellas develop some new forms of Kryptonite to torture Superman and discuss the virtues of the old Justice League cartoon.

Matt gives an update on his new life with Gallium and as a mutant. The fellas need an intern. The Max Headroom guy finds himself a corral. Bill wants to bring back New Coke. Matt wants to have monkey feet. Bromine brings out the worst in Bill. The fellas want to cap the President's age and imagine what life would be like with a pouch. It doesn't take long for our hosts to fix the flaws in a game of baseball. Glenister is getting accustomed to his new job. How many Roma clones does it take to kill a Ginny?

The fellas open with some scout talk. Hate turns into love. Selenium makes a great vacation spot and Philip Glass. Rectifiers remind Bill of something that infuriates Matt. Does Glengarry Glen Ross porn exist? Why did Paul Pierce request a wheelchair? The answers to both of these questions are gross. Roma gives the Hit Man a piece of his mind and gets a surprise.

The fellas are flying by the seats of their pants. There's lots of Philly accents at dusk. It's Basketball Jesus week. We learn all about Arsenic and whether or not you should lick it. Records spin at a certain speed. Matt and Bill take turns shitting all over Disney. Blake interviews another candidate for sales manager.

Matt kicks off the episode with an apology. Babs gets the WWTP treatment. There's some good old fashioned, honest-to-goodness Housekeeping to do. We've got Germanium and the John the Baptist of basketball. Shelly and the gang attempt a daring escape from prison and it goes about as well as you might expect.

The fellas unearth some movie roles that were turned down by our Glengarry cast (and other famous actors)and ponder the possibilities of what might have been.

The fellas are curious about the upcoming Pacino/De Niro/Scorcese collaboration. A new attraction or two - coming soon to Romaville. It's prime time in the Numerology segment. Bill and Matt want to play with Gallium. KMB (our woman in Macedonia) gets an assignment. Why are sports teams named after clothing? The thing about the draft is that you just don't know. Reggie Miller gets some love. Baylen is closing in on Moss to the dismay of Dana. What's up with Kenny Loggins and his catalog of songs? And who would you cast to play Dana Moss?

This may mean something to you. It may not. We don't know. We just don't know anymore. This week we have a Skid Row row, Judge Reinhold gets cast, Oliver Miller owns all the donuts, and something terrible may or may not have happened to Ginny Lingk. We just don't know anymore.