Glengarry Glen Ross Infinite

Glengarry Glen Ross Infinite

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  • Season 1 #20 – Make Calcium Your Pal-cium
    Bill’s Mom gets some much deserved appreciation. Bill knows he loves a Chunky bar without ever having to go through the trouble of actually eating one. Matt implores the listening audience to use the word “scores” when counting small groups of people. The fellas agree that 20 is a “nice number.” Rubik’s Cubes are a fond memory for our fellas. Troy refuses to help Bill, yet again. Matt rails against the food pyramid AGAIN. The fellas conceive of poorly flavored, calcium supplement lifesavers. Telethon-Bill gets some love. Matt displays the splendor of the mouth trumpet. Chess and Japan check in on their relation ship to the number 20. Pink Floyd once thought the age of majority was “Uncomfortably Young."  Bill likes when groups of people agree on a thing. Bill fondly recalls servicing the lord. Matt is not a firm believer in “infinite potential.” Barry Sanders gets a howdy-doo. GGRACE compiles a few clips in the interest of recapping. Dana has an unconventional method of getting Dave to stop snoring. Turns out Dave is VERY concerned about his skin. Davie Moss is nothing if not a sausage stiffener. The fellas discuss sleeping in proximity of a snorer. Dave’s process is asking people questions about who or what they are? Dana wants Dave to stay. Bill comes with some housekeeping of some of his own messes. Bill gives Clyde Drexler his own university and shocks us all by admitting he attempted to watch an episodic TV series. The boys introduce a new and very calming segment featuring some astounding Guy-ku.
    1 hr 38 min
  • Season 1 #19 – A Better Way to McConaughey
    Bill starts the show with a “trendy” greeting. Matthew McConaughey swings by and then gets put in a corral. Matt wants everyone to say “Thank you, no” before leaving the audition. Potassium gets its day. Philly shop lady swings around. Bill REALLY likes ecliptic longitude and apparently self-flagellation. The fellas pour one out for Tim Conway. The fellas agree to meet at the 19th hole. The gents, while wondering if Billy Crystal does a “Lenny Wilkins” around he house, decide they need him in a corral. Matt wants to give Vern Lundquist the business in an elevator. The PDB jingle gets some more appreciation. Bill is a split-creative-personality. Ricky finds Jimmy playing hoops this week. Jimmy Lingk has a nice set of gams. Bill regales us with a story of drug-dealing ballers, with an emphasis on his own basketball prowess. Matt is not amused. Ricky has all the basketball parlance one man can stand. Matt explains what a BBQ chicken alert is. Matt Woo-Woos, while Bill Poo-Poos. Matt doesn’t know where Ricky ends and he begins. Ricky is certain that everyone would want to know where he is. Matt hints at a spoiler, or does he?
    1 hr 24 min
  • Season 1 #18 – So Scrummy
    The boys ask “what the fuck” and “who the fuck are you?” Bill is looking for the sugar rush. The fellas discuss neighbors borrowing stuff and the need for the weed-whackers. The fellas miss the “P-Dupes” cue. Numerology matures to a legal age. “A Few Good Men” and Mr. Pollack help usher the fellas into the first WWTP of the day. Matt is a little hat-obsessed. Argon gets the fellas into the second WWTP of the day. Bill is overly fascinated by liquid air. Bill remembers the age of majority this week. Sexual consent chatter comes with episodes in the high teens. Bill gives us all his “Ulysses” review. Bill wants nothing past the 1st level of hell. Defeating the Bronze Monks was the measure of worth for some monks. The boys develop a new website. Scrums are unappealing. Mini-golf trends are discussed. Mitch and Murray the musical is born. The fellas discuss the Plumlee and Suck-A-Dick-a-pedia of it all. A new jingle is showcased. #PDB! Blake interviews Quint for the office manager job and Quint has quite the yarn to spin. Matt wonders where all the Robert Shaws have gone. Nails on a chalkboard feels yucky. Bill loves the term “breasting.” Matt swears that Dreyfuss saved Jaws. The fellas find a new way to end the show.
    1 hr 34 min
  • Season 1 #17 – As Yet Not Known Exactly
    John C. Reilly stops by to guide us through Janis Ian’s brilliant folk song and some suffering ensues. There’s a lot of talk about wallpaper. Bill goes indoor skydiving and provides a review. Chlorine makes the fellas extremely reactive. Guess where Area 17 is. Teenage sexual exploits can be creepy, but we’re not judging. There are lots of songs with the number 17, which are also creepy. Matt gets a new nickname. Blake is on the hunt for a new office manager. An update on a possible cast member for the Broadway GGGR ladies gets the fellas speculating. Get ready for “Hondo and Mr. Pink in the Morning” on your AM radio dial!
    1 hr 58 min
  • Season 1 #16 – And Then the Train
    So, it’s these two guys, right? And they talk about the number sixteen for like an hour (or more). And then there’s some kind of weird scene, like from an audio drama or something but it somehow has something to do with Glengarry Glen Ross or something - I don’t know. Anyway, then the two guys talk about the audio scene thing, which they claim, by the way, is written by like a robot or something. I don’t know. Anyway, they laugh a lot. And then eventually it ends.
    1 hr 34 min
  • Season 1 #15 – Second Prize a Set of Shivs
    Blake loves asking people if they can see his watch. The fellas discuss when Bill lost his virginity. We get an update on the aluminum content of Bill’s deodorant. Troy gets upset when his joke doesn’t go over. Phosphorous is like miso and wine. Dave Moss as a phosphorous farmer stops by to make some bone ash. The Hebrew holiday of Sukkot is a lot of fun. The age of majority gets its own musical number. Matt hates Hair. Tennis scoring and its ugly history get the fellas fired up. How is Vince Carter still playing NBA basketball? The mystery of the PDB segment is finally revealed. Shelly runs afoul of the enigmatic Giraffe. Matt needs a little action so illegal gambling will henceforth be part of this podcast. Get the chalk so Shelly can get to the top of the HJ board.
    1 hr 41 min
  • Season 1 #14 – Everybody Begets Somebody Sometime
    Bill tries to fit his whole microphone into his mouth, which leads Matt directly to blue penises. The aluminum content of Bill’s deodorant keeps coming up. Get ready for exploding silicon breasts and glass wool! Jeopardy and hernia tests go hand in hand. The stations of the cross keep Jesus pretty busy. The fourteen Holy Helpers are oddly specific. The Bohemian Knights bring some beat poetry. The fellas become tour guides for Saskatoon and Canada’s Jubilee Theaters. First jobs are discussed along with pre-licensed joy rides. Troy helps us out with stones. The subtleties of golf clubs are lost on the fellas. If anyone knows what the Pasty Doughy Bastard segment actually is, please help us define it. Baylen and Malone are together again and Malone has some advice for his new partner.
    1 hr 51 min
  • Season 1 #13 – Hey Man, It’s Your Apocalypse

    Philly accents abound to start this episode. The boys get into some well pronounced aluminum. Matt implores everyone to recycle their own aluminum and stop putting it under their arms. The fellas think all the religious 13’s are a bit specious. Elmer’s kin, Bar Mitz Fudd, is welcomed to the show. Imagine two rabbis doing DVD commentary. Bill simplifies religion for everyone. Matt is concerned that his segment is getting lengthy. The boys happen upon a catch phrase for the new age. Bill jumps the gun on Judas’ jersey number. Matt deconstructs the Hammurabi and Swiss sandwich. Bill makes a toothpaste joke that can’t get put back into the tube. Matt likes a “Devil’s Dozen,” While Bill likes a “Long Dozen.” The boys decipher the PG-13 designation. The age of consent and American race relations are tiptoed around. Our heroes bravely and hilariously cast Antonio Banderas. Matt thinks Rugby guys are crummy and scrummy. Bill eschews his recap duties and the boys get into the minute. Rick finds Jim in aisle 13 this week. Ricky likes to “work the issue.” Bill is a targeted shopper while Matt likes to roam the landscape. Trader Joe's, Cosby Show guy gets a shout out. Matt gets “lured” into a discussion. Ricky is not a fan of the Goji. Bill is situationally persistent and he updates us on the Glengarry Glen Ross lady production. The boys speculate that a LuPone and maybe a Pidgeon might be involved. Finally, as always, Matt and Bill wonder and disagree about “What Would David Mamet Think.”

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    1 hr 40 min
  • Season 1 #12 – It Takes 3 Stooges to Measure A Duodenum

    This week’s episode starts with two stooges talking about the THREE stooges. GGRACE ain’t no good as a potential third stooge. 12 is a very applicable number to the people. Bill tells us all about the pain and perfection of “Paint Your Wagon.” Bill lives an an abundance of bubble wrap. Turns out Bill did say apples. 12 labors seem doable. Ethelred the Unready swings around to talk about how many jurors there should be. Matt exclusively loves the things he can put his whole mouth on. Bill doesn’t feel great about things that have been exposed to air. Matt lets us in on the secret to court-side interviews. Bill is on Matt’s last cranial nerve. The stooges come back to measure the duodenum. Bill loves 12 angry men. The fellas celebrate and then cast Lee Marvin. Matt gets very excited to cast a Mary McDonnell and to break down more gender barriers. Bill clownishly confuses his sir named celebs named “Michaels” and leads us to a very, very dark place. “Guy doesn’t know fun.” Matt is anti-cable news sources. On the 12th day of Christmas Matt officially hates the song. Troy, of “Troy ounce” fame, swings around. There's a new number one in the clubhouse and its #12! Blake is just being Blake. Matt notices the stark similarities between Williamson’s early remarks and Blake’s current verbiage. Williamson, like Bill, is deluded into thinking that people like him. Waving the leads under noses seems suddenly like more of a dictate. Matt finds it odd that Blake offers to clean out Williamson’s desk. One man’s derivative is another man’s “classic.”

    Music credits

    Cool Vibes by Kevin MacLeod https://incompetech.com/
    Promoted by MrSnooze https://youtu.be/iYOvAO1rAM0
    License: CC BY 3.0 https://goo.gl/Yibru5

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    1 hr 48 min
  • Season 1 #11 – Dave Moss Will Eat Your Ramen

    An unprecedented WWTP to literally START this week. Dennis Miller is this week’s focus. Matt has a seemingly unending supply of bones to pick and this one is with Bill’s gaslighting, choice in interns. Bill skirts an apology. Eleven had a rough upbringing. Numerology blows the minds of the fellas this week with some eye-popping, reverse magic. The fellas get a little salty this week. Bill has been charged with writing the Rocky III musical and Matt can’t wait. What if it were Mick and Murray. And speaking of corner men, Mike Tyson comes by?? Bill is a slave to the rhyme. Matt’s heart goes out to Mathias. Bill loves a wild duck cluster. Matt loves a bassoon IF it's portraying some kind of an animal. The fellas appoint themselves to the NFL Rules Committee.  MacOS hot corners make Matt feel like Tom Cruise. Bill loves a Maple Leaf. Bill officially does the worst Jonny Carson impression currently known to man. Matt feels very defensive about the notion that Dave Moss is a slime ball. Dave is made to do one of the most grotesque things imaginable, to maintain his residence at Dana’s place. Dana has Dave by the short hairs. Matt tells a story of some odd podiatry surgery and then the boys tease a mini-sode that we’ve all already heard.

    Music credits:

    Dances and Dames by Kevin MacLeod https://incompetech.com/ Promoted by MrSnooze https://youtu.be/iYOvAO1rAM0 License: CC BY 3.0 https://goo.gl/Yibru5

    Find out more at https://gggrinfinite.pinecast.co

    1 hr 45 min

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