Glengarry Glen Ross Infinite

An unexpectedly sweet start to this episode. Bill says “whats up” to all the Sag-es. Matt asks Bill an inappropriate question about eating. Telethon Bill swings around again. Matt tells us about ocho-gams and implores everyone to take a masturbation break. Bill tells us all about his dentistry disasters. 8-bit stuff makes the fellas nostalgic. The fellas talk about one-and-done movies. Matt doesn’t like being asked if he would even consider doing something. Bill went to “Boy’s State” and played “army.” The fellas cannot seem to ever stop talking about Madonna. Bill fancies himself pragmatic. Everyone’s favorite crooner swings round to talk about semantics. Burt apparently got fired in “lieu” of a captain. The boys decide, no more “double quartets.” Old guys talk about 8-tracks. Matt tells Bill about “Mom’s Spaghetti.” Bill takes a stand on snuff films. The fellas cast Dicky van Patton. 8-balls and billiards get some chatter. The fellas offer a dueling Rainmen segment. There's some Dimwiddle/Dinwiddie confusion. The boys discuss alternative retributions for Spacey, who Matt was ready to love forever. The re-caps grow increasingly more cumbersome. Shelly meets Mr. TBD. Shocking that in the episode featuring Mr. TBD, the boys take the Rocky movies out for a walk. Bill brings a fun, poster based game, and an infinitely less-fun, cookie-based game. Then, obvi, WWDMT. GGRACE is becoming quite the loose cannon.

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The boys start off with some chilly dispositions and some hot Rush licks. Ray Liotta stops by for some pharmaceutical hawking. Sixes and sexes and hexes abound in a record setting numerology segment! The idiots get Aristotelian in their discourse and boy is that unnerving. The fellas wanna know, are you team #Scorpius or team #Butterfly? Our heroes discuss global pandemics. Bill wonders what’s WRONG with it? The Duke himself enters the welcoming embrace of the WWTP phenomenon. Bill is an expert volleyball player whose memories seemed to get spiked at the net. Matt is “put-off” by Bill’s sense of what makes a quality NBA 6th man.  The boys play 6 degrees of David Mamet. Matt gives Bill Russel an unimpressive yet sincere tribute. Dave Moss gets the business from sister Dana. The Moss family absolutely loves their donuts. The original title of the film was “GlenDonuts, Glenn Moss.” Matt speculates that Dana has maybe had a checkered past. “Life Coach Bill” drops some more self-help garbage on us. The fellas speculate greatly about the Moss family lineage. Perhaps the most precise parallel ever is drawn between a GGGR character and NBA royalty. Dave gets to stay with Dana. In what can only be described as a terrible and perilous idea, the fellas invite the listeners into Matt’s home. Matt fools himself for just a moment that Dave might have liked this minute.

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The fellas can't help quoting GGGR. Things get spicy with some tetragon and beryllium. FDR confuses bus drivers. A new planetary nomenclature meets the Italian Stallion, who, ironically, is not one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse. Paul McCartney stops by for a WWTP. Rony Seikaly has no nose. How does he smell? Awful. George has a heart to heart with Williamson. Hiding at work is an American tradition, along with nougat.

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Bill makes Matt uncomfortable from the get-go. The fellas share the various things they collect. Eighth grade geometry rears its ugly head. The virtues of lithium are presented. Jesus is on the undercard at the Garden and enjoys a root beer. Shelly is in the can and wants out. What does one wear to visit a convict? Proper usage of the word "bubula" is suggested. Shelly's lawyer is a mystery but we're not gonna worry about it. Life Coach Winegardner helps Zatt Mumbo navigate negotiations and spoonerisms. Shelly may be due for a shanking. Bill pitches some marketing slogans to Zumbo and it goes exactly how you would expect. Finally, the great Denzel Washington gets the WWTP treatment and it goes exactly how you would expect.

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The fellas start with some Gummie talk. Matt does his best to dumb down the deuce. Bill tells us of an acquaintance who has an “odd” perception. Glyph descriptions are bad for podcasting. Matt tells us the origin of the cat’s hatred of water. Helium raises us up and gets discussed. Cryogenics are for freezing Walt Disney, right? Hey Dorito, stay out of my taste combo. Pitchers and catchers report early to the podcast. Bill’s bathroom habits are once again brought to the fore. Matt wonders if Dolph Schayes full name is Adolph? Two guys say “Canaan” for way too long. Baylen is on a manhunt. Bill takes the day of the week to task, because thats what HE does. Old guys talking about old technology, should really be a segment on this podcast. Baylen took the week to compile a Dave “Moss”-ier. Baylen nearly orgasms at the sight of an Arby’s. Matt asks bill which jingle he’d play for Dave. We get a WWDMT. Matt and GGRACE continue to have contentious interactions. Bill brings the worst Quote Corner that anyone’s ever heard.

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