We're back and HEY YOU GUYS THERE'S AN ACTUAL OPPONENT AND IT'S ACTUALLY FOOTBALL SEASON FOR REALS. Before we get to that, we discuss Maryland's huge win over Texas and a disappointing Labor Day weekend for the Orioles. Former NFL LB and current WLW (Cincinnati) host Rocky Boiman joined us to give us our first look at the Bengals. What will the absences of Adam "Pacman" Jones and Vontaze Burfict mean for Sunday's game? Boiman is also a college football analyst for ESPN so we talked to him about the Terps toppling Texas. PressBox's Stan "The Fan" Charles joined us in studio for another round of Five Words Or Less to discuss Joe Flacco, DJ Durkin, Buck Showalter and more plus Kyle lost our botch race the last time out, so he paid his penalty by delivering an Usher tune.